FB: Liberty League

[Naked Nott Run]

So NNR strolls over to his apartment complex gym tonight... for the 4th night in a row... (insert arsenio hall fist wave "woo woo woo"... here). NNR is excited to see the bike right in front of the T.V. open being that it is 8:45 and MNF is about to start. Being a STEELER fan NNR was double happy... Big Ben is back and I get to watch it while burning a few calories...

Well hump me like a porn star on a deserted island (that happens to have 40 different camera's setup for angles...)... NNR was  a little less excited that there were 2 other guys in the gym at this time...

Culpret
Hal the Hollister Homo
Beach Boy Body
Never Played a sport
Possibly never been laid
Definately gay... or at least bi

Witness
Dee the Dread head
Dee-back build
Definately a playa with drug habits (his blunt behind the ear gave that away)
gets some every night
is in no way associated with Hal the Homo

So Dee gives NNR some skin and welcomes him back to the gym... asks NNR for a spot...NNR calls over to Hal to turn on the game because it is about to kickoff

Hal- uh excuse me? what game do you wanna watch?
Dee- Serious bra?
NNR- Uh monday night
Hal- monday night ... (waves hand like he has no clue)
Dee- damn son I'm out (dee seriously gets up and leaves)

No less than 10 seconds later men's ice skating comes back from commercial break... NNR walked over, grabbed the remote... turned on MNF... got on his bike and watched as Hal walked out

Is NNR a dick, you be the judge... but honest to God I have never been more caught off gaurd in a gym situation...

lets be honest, man sweat and ice skating are an unhealthy combination that could lead to serious beatings

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker and Mrs Stalker had a similar experience on Friday night.  We went to Sears to buy the digital camera that was on sale for a great price.  Of course when we got there we found out that the great price was only available from 6-11.  Knightstalker did not see that stipulation on the high-speed scrawl across the screen.  The Stalkers found a nice camera at a good price.  The salesman was very polite and patient answering all of Mrs. Stalkers questions (which can be a real trial at times).  We paid for the camera and were told to go to merchandise pickup.  When we got to the pickup area we had about fifteen minutes until the store closed.  I handed the receipt to the "brilliant" clerk, he then took twenty minutes to bring back the camera, even though the computer monitor said that the wait was less than one minute.  

Knightstalker has a bad leg that was aching that day, Knightstalker has a handicap placard for the Stalker wagon when he needs it.  The Stalkers then tried to go back through the store to their car.  The same "brilliant" clerk that brought us the camera told us we had to walk around the mall because the store was closed and wouldn't call security to escort us out.  

The Stalkers left the store and while walking around the mall noticed Kohls was open.  The Stalkers walked in and Mrs Stalker found the manager and explained what happened.  He had one of his employees give us a ride to our car which was parked about a three quarter of a mile walk away.

The Stalkers got to experience stupidity and kindness that was also good business.  

['gro]

How to be an office veteran Vol. 1
Gro doesn't answer his phone at work... that's a given. But Gro has taken that to a new level this week... Gro hasn't even checked his voicemails (3 messages from yesterday). He will read his email, but not respond.

[dewcrew88]

TheMob believe it's a convert E8 operation headed by "Bud."

Not true. I have zero effect over the rest of the E-8 posters, and I can only give/take karma ever 12 hours, just like the others.

[zachattack22]

DAWG CHECKS OUT D3FOOTBALL.COM ONLINE STORE...SEES POTENTIAL FOR LL & IT'S POSTERS THERE...
The Dawg was just checking out the online store at D3football.com and feels that the Libety League posters should have a hand in designing the t-shrits/hats/other stuff that is sold there.  Dawg wants his own authentic D3football.com Liberty League matching t-shirt, baseball cap, shorts, and ankle socks.  All with the Liberty League logo on them.  This could turn into something special as the Liberty League and it's posters will soon get attention on a national and international level.  Dawg foresees the LL posters soon having groupies from all over the world; from Venezuela, Slovakia to even eskimos in the artic trading in their triple goose coats for their own Liberty League starter coats...all of them screaming our names!!!!

Dawg, this is a great idea....Do you really think we'll get groupies....ZA is partial to the ones from Venezuela....HOT! HOT! HOT!

[zachattack22]

RT and other wisemen....How would you handle this...In an administrative office setting, a slightly below average looking female in her 40's is promoted and ZA has to work daily with this person. This person is extremely jealous of ZA's relationships with the employees (business like, but very postivie) She is sneaky and although dysfunctional in many ways, has some talents that are constantly pointed out by a male high and mighty on the corporate ladder who has major influence....He has paved the way for her to achieve no matter how many workers she pisses off and ****s on.  Comes across as the most confident person in the world, but crumbles under pressure...Has made ZA's and many others lives at work absolutely miserable. Employees have gone way up the ladder to complain verbally and in writing, yet she appears untouchable. If she was a hot body, we would at least have some benefit....ZA is actually thinking of moving on....IF she were a guy...ZA would have already taken care of this matter with an old school clothesline!

Let me sum this up....If RT worked an 18 hour day and killed himself for the company, this would go unnoticed.  If this person ZA is referring to got called in to work 2 extra hours, the entire population of NY would know about it and she would be getting letters of praise and such and would most likely be told to go home early the next day to "rest up"....ZA never quits, and usually figures things out in the work place, however, she has survived this way for 3 years and its getting worse....

[zachattack22]

Blonde joke:

Guy sees a dog with only one eye and says to the blond....
"Hey, look at the dog with one eye"...

Blonde takes her hand and covers one of her eyes and says...."Where?"

[Dr. xGSC]

LL,

Karmonesty, nicely put. GRO dished out some positive K to the DOC so the DOC will do the same to those as well. Not sure why DOC is so low on the Karmonesty Totem Pole, but maybe that will all change.

May this time of year here be now known as KARMONESTY, sort of like the Seinfield episode of Festivus.

DOC WISHES A HAPPY KARMONESTY TO THE LL![/size]

[Senor RedTackle]

NOTE TO GURU:

Please open up the D3.com merchandise store to some creative PP designs. RT envisions catchy logo T-shirts

"The Liberty League...it'll 'Gro on you"

"Hot HR Chics Love the LL"

"Frank Rossi Wants You (picture of finger pointing) For the LL"

"The Libery League...it's more than socks and jocks"

[Garnet]

'Gro,

Karmonesty.  Very good idea.  Garnet applauds you with one karma point.

/after this post Garnet will remove the ugliest mascot in the history of college football from the bottom of his posts!

[Senor RedTackle]

RT and other wisemen....How would you handle this...In an administrative office setting, a slightly below average looking female in her 40's is promoted and ZA has to work daily with this person. This person is extremely jealous of ZA's relationships with the employees (business like, but very postivie) She is sneaky and although dysfunctional in many ways, has some talents that are constantly pointed out by a male high and mighty on the corporate ladder who has major influence....He has paved the way for her to achieve no matter how many workers she pisses off and ****s on.  Comes across as the most confident person in the world, but crumbles under pressure...Has made ZA's and many others lives at work absolutely miserable. Employees have gone way up the ladder to complain verbally and in writing, yet she appears untouchable. If she was a hot body, we would at least have some benefit....ZA is actually thinking of moving on....IF she were a guy...ZA would have already taken care of this matter with an old school clothesline!

Let me sum this up....If RT worked an 18 hour day and killed himself for the company, this would go unnoticed.  If this person ZA is referring to got called in to work 2 extra hours, the entire population of NY would know about it and she would be getting letters of praise and such and would most likely be told to go home early the next day to "rest up"....ZA never quits, and usually figures things out in the work place, however, she has survived this way for 3 years and its getting worse....

Let it be known that RT empathizes with ZA and this is why RT is starting a new job on 1/1/06

[Kilted Rat]

KR's outlook reminders strangely consider to work despite the LL and MIAC being eliminated from Stagg contention.

More Karmalicious updates coming soon

[dewcrew88]

NOTE TO GURU:

Please open up the D3.com merchandise store to some creative PP designs. RT envisions catchy logo T-shirts

"The Liberty League...it'll 'Gro on you"

"Hot HR Chics Love the LL"

"Frank Rossi Wants You (picture of finger pointing) For the LL"

"The Libery League...it's more than socks and jocks"

I had to award you a karma point, specifically for the first t-shirt slogan. I would probably buy that shirt, wear it, and I'd laugh every time I got a dumb look of "Who's Gro?"

[maninyellowhat]

Dawg,

What about making your suits available through the d3 store?

http://www.d3sports.com/post/index.php?topic=4023.msg405474#msg405474

http://www.d3sports.com/post/index.php?topic=4010.msg401383#msg401383

['gro]

When these post patters shirts come out Gro can finally get rid of his "engineers do it with precision" t-shirt.

Need some help... regional VP is coming to town on thursday... Gro's got a presentation to put on. Now my powerpoint skills are tight so Gro doesn't need help there... need some kinda gimmick or act to make this guy remember Gro when it's time to move people up the ranks.

Holla... Gro needs to order one of your suits... Black w/ RPI cherry red trim.