FB: Liberty League

[zachattack22]

ZA also has a story about how alcohol, despite all this science that states it is a depressant and doesn't help you think better, etc...actually DOES give one real thinking power....

ZA is having his roof replaced (last minute of course before the real winter weather) and the roofers had to remove the Direct TV dish...ZA warned them that if it lost signal when the dish was re-installed, he would be very upset because ZA has the NFL package and needs it very much....Well, by nightfall, the dish was re-attached to the roof...guess what...."searching for signal"...no TV.

The roofers were so scrared they were up there with flashlights trying everything, for hours.  ZA got all the pointing instructions including the "azimuth", but to no avail, after hours...no signal....Told the roofers to "FO-GETTA-BOWT-IT" and went to Beff's Place.

After the 15 drinks and the chicken toes, ZA gets a ride home from his daughter and when walking up the driveway, can't help but look at the dish....He then sends his daughters bo-friend up on the roof since he was working with the roofers all day and looks at the dish again, feeling very powerful from the beer and the several rum and cokes.

He said point that dish right between those two pine trees and aim it about five more inches up and just a little to the left and tighten the damn bolts.....This was about midnight....

Went in the house, turned the TV on....SIGNAL!!!  STRONG, CLEAR SIGNAL....

DON'T TELL ME ALCOHOL IS NO GOOD FOR YOU WILL BE ZA'S LINE AT HIS SCHEDULED PHYSICAL NEXT WEEK!!!!

[dewcrew88]

ZA also has a story about how alcohol, despite all this science that states it is a depressant and doesn't help you think better, etc...actually DOES give one real thinking power....

ZA is having his roof replaced (last minute of course before the real winter weather) and the roofers had to remove the Direct TV dish...ZA warned them that if it lost signal when the dish was re-installed, he would be very upset because ZA has the NFL package and needs it very much....Well, by nightfall, the dish was re-attached to the roof...guess what...."searching for signal"...no TV.

The roofers were so scrared they were up there with flashlights trying everything, for hours.  ZA got all the pointing instructions including the "azimuth", but to no avail, after hours...no signal....Told the roofers to "FO-GETTA-BOWT-IT" and went to Beff's Place.

After the 15 drinks and the chicken toes, ZA gets a ride home from his daughter and when walking up the driveway, can't help but look at the dish....He then sends his daughters bo-friend up on the roof since he was working with the roofers all day and looks at the dish again, feeling very powerful from the beer and the several rum and cokes.

He said point that dish right between those two pine trees and aim it about five more inches up and just a little to the left and tighten the damn bolts.....This was about midnight....

Went in the house, turned the TV on....SIGNAL!!!  STRONG, CLEAR SIGNAL....

DON'T TELL ME ALCOHOL IS NO GOOD FOR YOU WILL BE ZA'S LINE AT HIS SCHEDULED PHYSICAL NEXT WEEK!!!!

Some people are better at things with lots of alcohol in their system. A friend of mine sucks ass at pool, but once he starts drinking, "FO-GETTA-BOWT-IT"

[zachattack22]

Since Rowan-Texan has told the world we never talk football since "we lost", ZA would like to prove him wrong....and talk some vootball!!!

Football has been vetty, vetty, good to me....
I have shoulders that don't rotate, and a vetty soar knee!

But if Rowan-Texan puts together a post patterns team...
He'll find out the real reason others think we're so mean!

We'll kick his arse so easy and fast...
He'll never more...call us "punk-ass"...

So, if you really are a steer from New Jersey,
Please disinfect before you play...We don't want to catch "scurvy"....

[zachattack22]

ZA also has a story about how alcohol, despite all this science that states it is a depressant and doesn't help you think better, etc...actually DOES give one real thinking power....

ZA is having his roof replaced (last minute of course before the real winter weather) and the roofers had to remove the Direct TV dish...ZA warned them that if it lost signal when the dish was re-installed, he would be very upset because ZA has the NFL package and needs it very much....Well, by nightfall, the dish was re-attached to the roof...guess what...."searching for signal"...no TV.

The roofers were so scrared they were up there with flashlights trying everything, for hours.  ZA got all the pointing instructions including the "azimuth", but to no avail, after hours...no signal....Told the roofers to "FO-GETTA-BOWT-IT" and went to Beff's Place.

After the 15 drinks and the chicken toes, ZA gets a ride home from his daughter and when walking up the driveway, can't help but look at the dish....He then sends his daughters bo-friend up on the roof since he was working with the roofers all day and looks at the dish again, feeling very powerful from the beer and the several rum and cokes.

He said point that dish right between those two pine trees and aim it about five more inches up and just a little to the left and tighten the damn bolts.....This was about midnight....

Went in the house, turned the TV on....SIGNAL!!!  STRONG, CLEAR SIGNAL....

DON'T TELL ME ALCOHOL IS NO GOOD FOR YOU WILL BE ZA'S LINE AT HIS SCHEDULED PHYSICAL NEXT WEEK!!!!

Some people are better at things with lots of alcohol in their system. A friend of mine sucks ass at pool, but once he starts drinking, "FO-GETTA-BOWT-IT"

This is true for ZA....Do you think HR departments will begin to recognize the importance of alcohol in the workplace???

[Senor RedTackle]

RT sitting at his cube this am and trying to piece together this morning's "Every-Other-Friday-8am Meeting". Usually, the meeting is boring and RT finds himself playing w/ his blackberry (when he is not sleeping).

Today, however, RT is slouched in his usual spot and BAM, 2 corporate hotties stride in dressed waaayyy too dirty for the meeting. RT immediately sat up, straightened his tie, and began thinking of ways to interject himself into the meeting agenda to impressed said office sluts.

RT was dropping knowledge at a pace more furious than boys underwear is dropped at Michael Jackson's house. RT was weaving some oldschool game into his work vibe, turning many heads. Of course, many of the heads were turned with a look that read "why are you talking??...you NEVER talk during these"

RT pleased that his senses are still sharp enough to react, cat-like, when hottie entered the room and manage to demonstrate such intellectual prowess in so boring of a setting.

RT taking suggestions on how he should approach the rest of the day....

[Regulator]

  i refuse to throw it out.  I have bonded with said bottle and will continue using it until the plastic melts off and I spit, and the residue runs down my leg.

Lewdizzle and ZA are on FIRE today!!!!

I give you "invisible" karma.

['gro]

RT taking suggestions on how he should approach the rest of the day....

cover the floor of your cube with sand. Throw down a beach towel, a boom box with 2 live crew blaring... dress up in one of those 1 piece swimming outfits from the 20's... don't forget to cover your nose with the zinc sunscreen... and just chill out till it's happy hour.

[dewcrew88]

Since Rowan-Texan has told the world we never talk football since "we lost", ZA would like to prove him wrong....and talk some vootball!!!

Football has been vetty, vetty, good to me....
I have shoulders that don't rotate, and a vetty soar knee!

But if Rowan-Texan puts together a post patterns team...
He'll find out the real reason others think we're so mean!

We'll kick his arse so easy and fast...
He'll never more...call us "punk-ass"...

So, if you really are a steer from New Jersey,
Please disinfect before you play...We don't want to catch "scurvy"....

This is hilarious, but I can't karma again for awhile. Someone please give  + karma to ZA for his wonderful comment.

[dewcrew88]

RT taking suggestions on how he should approach the rest of the day....

I think you should take the rest of the day off. You've used all of your energy trying to impress the two hotties in Corporate, so if you fall asleep at your desk because of the use of said energy, it might not look so good.
So, take pride in the use of your moves, and take the rest of Friday OFF.

[Touchdown Tommy]

RT,

Bus wants to know if you closed the deal and set up drinks with the hot little numbers after work at a local establishment.  Maybe buy them a few mojitos and spew some knowledge at them.

[Frank Rossi]

LLPP ALL-STAR GRO IN TALKS WITH ESPN FOR D3 PLAYOFFS TV DEAL
Bristol, CT.

Gro sat down with the powers that be at ESPN this week and layed out his vision to televise all 31 NCAA D3 football playoff games starting in 2006.

All games will be played on Thursday or Friday with kickoffs scheduled inbetween 5pm and 10pm EST. Local markets will decide which games they want to broadcast.

ESPN will provide 1 announcer, the home team will provide another, and the 3rd spot will be filled with a post patterns regular.

Why not just use a PP regular who is an announcer? :-)

[dewcrew88]

LLPP ALL-STAR GRO IN TALKS WITH ESPN FOR D3 PLAYOFFS TV DEAL
Bristol, CT.

Gro sat down with the powers that be at ESPN this week and layed out his vision to televise all 31 NCAA D3 football playoff games starting in 2006.

All games will be played on Thursday or Friday with kickoffs scheduled inbetween 5pm and 10pm EST. Local markets will decide which games they want to broadcast.

ESPN will provide 1 announcer, the home team will provide another, and the 3rd spot will be filled with a post patterns regular.

Why not just use a PP regular who is an announcer? :-)

Because you'll be the 2nd guy, the "home-team" announcer.
It'd be you, Mike Tirico, and one of the engineers or dutchmen on this board.

[Frank Rossi]

Good Luck to all!

At least the people on this conference board have some class unlike those punk a$$'s in the Liberty League.


Thanks,

CK

Dawg just popped his head into the MAC room and came upon some very interesting tidbits of information.

Well, a RowanTexan makes no sense since EVERY PLAYER ON ROWAN'S 50+ MAN ROSTER is from...

Lewd Jersey.

[Frank Rossi]

Lewd I am an ass-hat  my bad homes... BREAST-FEED

Garnet's wife does not like it when he uses this term.  She prefers nursing.  Women  

Garnet -

She only calls it breastfeeding when it's you doing it.  Give her some credit.

[zachattack22]

Budcrew08, ZA thanks you, but he doesn't quite understand how it all (Karma)works...When does ZA earn the right to give Karma to his fellow LL posters...and friends of LL?

ZA has finally come up with a pic that fits his profile....