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bman

Gro

I just touched your karma....but I added one ....(for the attitude)

lewdogg11

I liked RS81's post, but isn't it post productive at this point to give him positive Karma?  A good post for RedSwarm deserves a smite!  I mean, go with what your good at.  You guys keep giving him positive karma and he'll be at like -14.  What fun is that?


Knightstalker...I am referencing page 59, chapter 4 of the 'J$ School of Macking Hoes' manual.  It reads:

'If a female co-worker, or a peer to whom you have a professional relationship with asks to be spanked, do NOT give her any more attention.  Tell her not to worry about it and walk away immediately!  Re-visit the co-worker in 36-72 hours with a SEG(**** Eating Grin-Had to reference the Glossary) and use your most sarcastic tone in asking 'Have you closed any of my tickets yet today?'  If she wants to play, she'll play. 

The original walk-away method will make her think you aren't interested.  The 36-72 hour break will make her doubt herself.  The return sarcasm will make her think you read her mail, but you are so money, that you had the self discipline to let it simmer for a while and go do your own thing.  And of course, the fact that you re-mentioned it, makes her think if she is to party with you, she better work harder next time. 

Then, file another ticket.

This is the word of LD11

Naked Nott Run

gro some k for you in the plus... good strut today
Anyone notice how none of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were even a little bit cool... Where was the athlete who pile drives wonka into the chocolate river??? Coulda done sooo much more with that "classic"

union89

Quote from: Holladawg on December 02, 2005, 06:25:00 PM
The Dawg's been out of commission for a good 6 hours or so and just finally caught up on his LL PP reading and one thing is certain....Dawg feels so good to be home!!!! 

Guys are stepping it up big time here...dropping serious verbal theatrics, chick pics, macking tips.  What better place for a young macker to learn the ropes on life, football, chicks, and making dolla dolla's.  Dawg gives his boyz in the LL props and a holla holla!!!!



For all you Real World fans out there, Dawg just got done reading a piece of Page 2 by Bill Simmons on ESPN.com.  Pretty funny excerpt on the Real World.  Dawg likes the Miz diss.


"Q: I think I've finally found a "Save Until I Delete" program for TiVo that rivals the Pistons-Pacers brawl. Please tell me that you witnessed the trainwreck that was the "Real World Austin Reunion?!?" Nehemiah was this close to pulling an Artest at one point, going toe-to-toe with Rachel. Then, he says that Danny is "trying to be Ben Affleck." Ouch. Please comment!  Holla at the dawg!!
-- Holladawg - Hotlanta, GA

SG: Sure, twist my arm Holla. My favorite moments included ...

1. Wes and Nehemiah trying to explain the OJ-like altercation with Rachel in the final episode, followed by Rachel giving the first-ever, "You know what, I deserved it, I attacked them first, I was asking for it" defense. Fun show for the whole family.

2. Johanna admitting that she and Wes were finally boyfriend/girlfriend -- after all, how could anyone resist someone who could best be described as a shorter, less charismatic, dumber, more transparent, pre-BALCO version of the Miz? It was only a matter of time.

3. The wildly loathsome Nehemiah starting trouble with Danny at the end of the show, then refusing to back off, followed by Wes screaming, "Come on, Nehemiah, be professional!" Yeah, seriously, Nehemiah. Be professional. Don't you realize this is a reality-TV show?

4. Danny claiming that he hadn't turned into an egomaniac since the show ended, followed by a taped segment when he proposed to his girlfriend in Central Park with cameras on hand. You could practically see the "Maybe MTV will televise our wedding like CBS did with Boston Rob and Amber!" lightbulb flickering over his head. High comedy.

(By the way, Danny is the fourth Real World cast member with a horrible Boston accent, a hair-trigger temper and an IQ of 45, yet they refuse to put the female equivalent on the show -- the gum-snapping, frizzy-haired chick from Saugus who still wears Bourque jerseys and Jordache jeans; dates a guy who's failed the state trooper test four times and now is allegedly making six figures selling real estate; says stuff like, "I'm not nearly as much of a slut as I used to be"; brags about winning two grand at Wonderland once; claims she once made out with Derek Lowe; and flips out if you mistakenly think she's from Revere. Why hasn't that girl been cast on the show yet? Thirteen years and counting and that demo hasn't been tapped once?)"


Union89 has been sulking and lurking since his Dutchmen were eliminated, but had to comment on this last paragraph.  As previously stated by 'Gro, the beginning seems to be a snapshot of LewDogg11 minus the "IQ of 45"....the man has proven himself with the solution to KnightStalkers spanking scenario.......the Saugus chick description is spot on even to the point of chicks wanting to throw LD's coffee cup at ya head if you ask, "Just curious, but did I see you at Revere Beach on Saturday?"

union89

Oh, by the way.....Garnet is Union89's favorite perv..... ;D

dewcrew88

Quote from: redswarm81 on December 02, 2005, 04:07:23 PM
Quote from: EngiNegro on December 02, 2005, 08:57:08 AM
Quote from: RowanTexan on December 02, 2005, 08:50:51 AM
I come from Dirty Jersey idiot

we know... but you're the rowanTEXAN... so my point still stands.

Scrawled on the wall of a bathroom stall, somewhere in Texas:

Here I sit, my cheeks are flexin' . . . I'm giving birth to a RowanTexan[/b][/size][/font]

That's a great line, so I applauded you for it:)

dewcrew88

Quote from: EngiNegro on December 02, 2005, 05:06:14 PM
5pm.. FREEDOM! Let the games begin HEY-OHHHHH!!!
NJAC, MAC, and E8 monkeys... touch my karma and Gro will skeet skeet skeet on your keyboard when you sleep. blee dat!


Hey Gro, this E8 "monkey" has not given out any neg karma to you today.  :D

Senor RedTackle

......FLASH....RT going into secret "lockdown" for 24 hours....[/b][/color]

RT going into secret 24-hour lockdown armed w/ all the hot southern babe links....AFTER he's done watching the pilot of "Ghostwhisperer" on CBS w/ Jennifer Love Hewitt tonight (scotch in hand)

bman

Wow

Someone smote the hell out of bman....that's what he gets for being nice...

lewdogg11

Quote from: bman on December 02, 2005, 08:20:38 PM
Wow

Someone smote the hell out of bman....that's what he gets for being nice...

bman, I'll hook you up for using the plural of smite with 'smote'.  Nice work.  LD11 is for the first time feeling the wrath of living alone in a far far away place.  I'm drinking enormous amounts, betting on every single game that is on tonight and, obviously, posting on PP.  Go figure.  I need to go over to UNCW and meet some young ladies.  I'll probably just stay here and clean out my fridge of beer though.

lewdogg11

Almost forgot...

LET'S GO LOUISIANA TECH!!!

Funny thing, I don't even know who Louisiana Tech is.  But I did some research today and I like the matchup, and the fact that they are getting 23.5 points.  I took the under on 57.5 too.  I am a parlaying freak!!!!  I was money last night.  Might as well run around the house naked again!  I'm even wearing my LSU sweatshirt, cause I figure it's close enough to wherever Louisiana Tech is.  Game time in 30 minutes!!!

I also like them because Don Hansen calls RPI Rensselaer Tech.  So obviously Louisiana Tech is money tonight.  I'm bombed.

'gro

GRO A FEW DRINKS IN ALREADY
this could get ugly tonight...

Senor RedTackle

Quote from: lewdogg11 on December 02, 2005, 08:28:35 PM
Quote from: bman on December 02, 2005, 08:20:38 PM
Wow

Someone smote the hell out of bman....that's what he gets for being nice...

bman, I'll hook you up for using the plural of smite with 'smote'.  Nice work.  LD11 is for the first time feeling the wrath of living alone in a far far away place.  I'm drinking enormous amounts, betting on every single game that is on tonight and, obviously, posting on PP.  Go figure.  I need to go over to UNCW and meet some young ladies.  I'll probably just stay here and clean out my fridge of beer though.

While LD is waiting for the game, RT suggests LD tune to CBS and watch this pilot w/ Jennifer Love Hewitt....lots of gratuitious boob shots

lewdogg11

'Gro, I thought you were coming here to collect your Tommy Bahama cologne you left in my bathroom next to the puke stained toilet you also left?  We could tear it up tonight!

lewdogg11

Quote from: redtackle on December 02, 2005, 08:34:51 PM
Quote from: lewdogg11 on December 02, 2005, 08:28:35 PM
Quote from: bman on December 02, 2005, 08:20:38 PM
Wow

Someone smote the hell out of bman....that's what he gets for being nice...

bman, I'll hook you up for using the plural of smite with 'smote'.  Nice work.  LD11 is for the first time feeling the wrath of living alone in a far far away place.  I'm drinking enormous amounts, betting on every single game that is on tonight and, obviously, posting on PP.  Go figure.  I need to go over to UNCW and meet some young ladies.  I'll probably just stay here and clean out my fridge of beer though.

While LD is waiting for the game, RT suggests LD tune to CBS and watch this pilot w/ Jennifer Love Hewitt....lots of gratuitious boob shots

Not in the mood RT.  I'm listening to tunes and playing a little geetar.  I'm like the banjo boy in Deliverance right now.