FB: Liberty League

[BobbyBoucher]

A good way to make it through a 2 hr conf. call.

http://mistupid.com/games/quarterbackko.htm

[Frank Rossi]

also rich rod should be banned from coaching...michigan is going to dread the day the ever hired this convict...as if he wvu wasnt angry enuf at him he pulls this and shreds wv state property not his own.. the courts will not look favorable upon this

http://wvgazette.com/section/Sports/WVU/2008011432

Jose or Frank might have something to offer on this.  Destruction of state property is usually dealt with harshly, especially if they can come up some type of value.

My initial take on his destruction of records is actually that RR could have committed a federal law infraction -- a lot of the information in those files would hit me as being the type of information required to be kept by the feds for statistical and aid purposes.  I'm surprised this angle hasn't been covered yet by the media.

[labart96]

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.   

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own freakin' blanket.

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

[union89]

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.   

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own freakin' blanket.

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Did she then take all his money??

[Knightstalker]

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.   

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own freakin' blanket.

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Did she then take all his money??

She only got half, and half of his potential future earnings.

[Knightstalker]

Ernie Holmes, member of the Steel Curtain died in a car crash.

[JT]

Maybe its all that cheese:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0118081def1.html

[PBR...]

dana stubblefield the first of many to go down due to BALCO....pleaded guilty to lying to federal investigators...

[JT]

Can other LLPP'ers relate to the IBM buzzword bingo commercial?  Funny stuff.

[Tags]

That's it, where's Tynes' leg

[AUPepBand]

Go Giants! An E8 Coach in the Super Bowl? The Giants' Tom Coughlin was head coach of the former RIT Tiger Football program back in the 1970s (1970-1973), which was, to put it nicely, a difficult coaching start if Pep remembers correctly.

Pep is always happy to say there was a Saxon in the Super Bowl early in its history. AU grad Norm Schachter served as a referee in three of the earlier contests.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_Schachter

Perhaps someday another Saxon, Bill Schuster (#129) will serve as a referee in a Super Bowl.

[Regulator]

PBR,
What is your prediction for the DJI at CoB tomorrow?
Reg says 11,700

[Jonny Utah]

Another joke for the slow times on LLPP................

Two boys were playing hockey on Frog Pond on the Boston Common , when one was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he startswriting in his notebook. 

"But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry,since we're in Boston,I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..." he continued writing in his notebook. 

"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said. 

"I assumed everyone in Bostonwas either for the Bruins or the Red Sox.  So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked. 

"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed.

The reporter starts a newsheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."

[Senor RedTackle]

PBR,
What is your prediction for the DJI at CoB tomorrow?
Reg says 11,700

RT says up about 70pts....

[JT]

Another joke for the slow times on LLPP................

Two boys were playing hockey on Frog Pond on the Boston Common , when one was attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he startswriting in his notebook. 

"But, I'm not a Bruins Fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry,since we're in Boston,I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..." he continued writing in his notebook. 

"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said. 

"I assumed everyone in Bostonwas either for the Bruins or the Red Sox.  So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked. 

"I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed.

The reporter starts a newsheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Bring on the Pats!