FB: Liberty League

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker had electric football game, his was Dolphins and Cardinals.  Knightstalker repainted the Cardinals so many times into different NFL teams that they got top heavy and started to fall over.  Knightstalker is wondering if the Dawg has the "Triple Threat Quarterback"?  Knightstalker used to be able to shoot the little foam footballs across the living room with the "Triple Threat Quarterback" and hit his older brother in the head.  Knightstalker was a good kicker with the "Triple Threat Quarterback."

Knightstalker has been contemplating cheerleaders but is more concerned with Thursday.  Thursday is Knightstalkers birthday and Mrs. Stalker is taking Knightstalker to see Aerosmith and Lenny Cravitz at the Meadowlands.  Knightstalker has already informed everyone that Friday is a vacation/recovery day.

[union89]

Lew ~

Union89 is kool wit dat....Union89 will not be able to see well anyway!!!

[mattvsmith]

Prediction in the electric football game....RPI 2
Union 0....

Back in 1993 Hobart beat U of R 2-0.  I laughed myself silly.  Rochester was enraged, which made me laugh even more.

If the Union/RPI game ended up 2-0 either way, it would be hilarious.

Perhaps a 2-0 score could be called a Safety Stomp? 
(Stomp obviously being used ironically.)

[frank uible]

Based solely on these boards, Union/RPI and Amherst/Williams appear to be entirely different "animals" although they each are long standing DIII rivalries and this year occur on the same day only about 35 miles apart.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Greetings friends,

The Bus just checking in tonite making sure you are all behaving yourselves this week in anticipation of the game for the Shoes this weekend.  The Bus says that RPI wins the game going away on Saturday for obvious reasons (Frank Rossi is a Union backer hence the Greek Gods of Camel Toe will be damning his squad this weekend).

FYI: The referee, Bernie Kukar, in Foxboro tonite for MNF is a Johnnie alum and was a great player for SJU in the early 60s.

RT, the Bus has been lurking on the LL board recently to pick up tidbits and necessary 3rd person lingo to bring to the brethren in the MIAC.  Stay tuned for further details...

Gro, have you deep fried any conch fritters yet?  Terrific hangover remedy, immediate drop from level 5 to 2 with a few fritters/hush puppies.

[Regulator]

Gro, have you deep fried any conch fritters yet?  Terrific hangover remedy, immediate drop from level 5 to 2 with a few fritters/hush puppies.

Bus,
Regulator is no doctor, but he can tell you this....
Engine was one hurting puppy....to be honest, if the college honey who kept running to the ocean while her bathing suit fell half way down her butt and then posing directly in front of the Gro while her friends took pictures couldn't cure the Gro, then Reg doubts a freaking large friend snail is going to help.

Furthermore, the hair of the dawg was readily available to the Gro.  Regulator and LD11 both used this tactic plus a cold swim in the ocean in order to tame a bad level 4+ hangover by 2pm. 
It is all in the mind and the Regulator was playing the Jedi mind tricks back!!!

[lewdogg11]

It's been almost 48 hours since the last sighting of a healthy and happy LD11.  Unfortunately for some reason, he has been tormented with a song he can't get out of his head.  Krazy Krazy will pay for this. 

'THERE'S SOME HOES IN THIS HOUSE. 
THERE'S SOME HOES IN THIS HOUSE. 

THERE'S SOME HOES IN THIS HOUSE. 
THERE'S SOME HOES IN THIS HOUSE!!!'

To rid himself of this song, LD11 is now singing the Neverending Story song repeatedly...



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[redswarm81]

[Bus Driver] says that RPI wins the game going away on Saturday for obvious reasons (Frank Rossi is a Union backer hence the Greek Gods of Camel Toe will be damning his squad this weekend).

...

Gro, have you deep fried any conch fritters yet?  Terrific hangover remedy, immediate drop from level 5 to 2 with a few fritters/hush puppies.

Hey Ron Wilson, are you sure that remedy works even when you're not on the Caribbean island where the conch was hunted?  Good stuff, conch fritters.

[Naked Nott Run]

NNR recieved a call last night at 10 asking him to meet at Buffalo Wild Wings for some beer and wings... NNR stupidly accepted the invitation, and after several wings and a few brews NNR looked down at his watch and realized it was 1:30. To excited about another N.E. loss, NNR went back to eating until last call...Proceeded to get home around 2:30 and woke up at 5 to teach today's youth (WITHOUT A HANGOVER...only had 3 beers)...The drive to work this morning was almost a disaster. According to what I have read this can only mean one thing...

IT'S UNION/RPI WEEK!!!!
Fellow posters, we have established this is Union/RPI week. We are all excited, but it is time for the originality to come forth...Myself included. I feel we should all take the next 2 days to come up with some major literary brilliance. not sure if this has ever been done here but NNR would like to start it...

Shoes Smack-off (similar to Jim Rome Style)
everyone who enters can rip apart anything they want as much as they want... there are no feelings involved in a smack-off and no defending or tearing into someone's smack... everyone is allowed 1 and only 1 smack rant...we will then see if PAT can let us put a poll up and vote for the winner... THIS THURSDAY gives us 2 days to prepare, get massages (WITH happy ending), and mellow down... We will have a yearly champion of smack awarded... I will run it as if we are signing up... those interested just let me know you are in or not in please so I can get a feel if this is good or not... by the way... this isn't meant to be a union peeps vote for union peeps, RPI vote for RPI... we can rip each other but the material is what is key...the humor involved...and the ability to smack down EVERYTHING in your path

I AM IN

[bigdvs]

ok bigdvs's first post on the new boards (Bigdvs is a long time ucaa/liberty troll and what better week to start then Union/RPI). Bigdvs needs to raise the Union alum grade in NNR's posts and incase no one noticed we are only 30 pages from leading the E8 by 100.

Bigdvs can verify that conc is a great hangover remedy, spring break 2000 bigdvs ate those things daily for breakfest at around 2pm when bigdvs would finally roll off friendasaurus maximus.

Frank Rossi is awesome!! such dedication, such determination, the fist in the air after almost every touchdown. Pure emotion with a brain to sit down and crunch numbers away from the sidelines. Amazing!!

Bigdvs says the only way Audino loses this game is if he gets in Pete Brown or Gary Reynolds way. When those two do what they do and JohnnieA just gives the pep talks everything goes great.

ok long enough first post,  bigdvs giving it up for the doids,
and for doubling up the troylets  Union 36- RPI 18

[Naked Nott Run]

big... make a name for yourself on the comeback tour... you in?

['gro]

before I go to work I want to say... I HATE THE U!

quick and easy from the GRO.

[zachattack22]

Zach plays Sax...But it ain't the BLUES!!!

Early in the D3 Season
Ratings had no rhyme or reason...
Redswarm, he just could not understand
Why Union had the "upper hand"...

He consistently shouted,
And he argued and touted...
That a three over time loss
Should make RPI...the BOSS!!!

Ktrout vehemently disagreed,
And said "Hobart should be the # 1 Seed!!!
"At least in the East"....
Then came the LL Post Patterns Feast!

All Hell broke loose from Red Tackle and "Gro",
They simply said, "It just ain't so"!!!
U-89,  82 and Garnet
Couldn't swear on PP, so they said "Darnit"...

"You can call Audino a "Clown"...
but Union's turning the LL upside down!
and Union will be there in the end,
and will go to the big dance my friend..."

This brought on Regulator and many others,
Lewdogg, Holladawg, and a band of brothers!!!
They picked on Rossi, but had to agree,
That no one else could understand or see...

The playoff scenarios...that would set us all free!!!

Who ever imagined, in their wildest dreams,
That RPI's offense and Unions defensive schemes...
Would make the battle of those Garnet and Red shoes,
So important to win...and not to lose!!!

Naked Nott Run, Knightstalker and Apple Jack,
Never let up and never held back...
Opinions kept flying,
Red Tackle kept trying...

To push the LL Posters well pass the E-8,
Though we were a little slow out of the starting gate!

And through all the D-3 "Guru" Devotion,
There was never a let down in our emotion!!!
So here we are...knowing well this ONE game,
Could lead to either school's fortune and fame!!!

The pressure is building, there is much anticipation,
As everyone hopes for the winning sensation!!!
Car bombs and fried food may be the only answer,
To those that lose and taste disaster!!!

And through all this pressure and figuring of "top-seeders"...
The LL Posters deserve props for never losing site of..... Cheerleaders!!!

[bigdvs]

bigdvs does not talk enough smack to run with reg and gro and NNR, but will enjoy the festivities and chime in at social unexceptable times.

bigdvs does not really believe his earlier prediction, this game will be tighter then an 18 yo first timer until at least mid 4th Q.

bigdvs has no love for the kinger or stupid 86 field, gro lets just agree to stand side by side drinking carbombs and cheering our teams on with minimal fist a cuffs. What happens in Schenectady stays in Schenectady. late

[Naked Nott Run]

again contest does not start until thursday... and posts will be only done thursday... zach if that was urs sorry... lol but that was fun