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Frank Rossi

Quote from: RowanTexan on December 04, 2005, 07:30:46 PM
I did play gro so i don't have any could've or should've stories sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CK

Sure you do..."I could've been a brain surgeon, but my father dropped me on my head one too many times."

Naked Nott Run

NNR remembers very little about this past weekend accept for the fact that his woman was puking everywhere... NNR was tryin to get her to go to bed instead of sleeping on a toilet... NNR said "go to bed what's the worst that could happen..."
Ms NNR- I could become a squid!!!
NNR- uhhhh
Anyone notice how none of the kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory were even a little bit cool... Where was the athlete who pile drives wonka into the chocolate river??? Coulda done sooo much more with that "classic"

RowanTexan

wasn't a long career frank...can't believe you missed my quote from a few days back in the NJAC room...usually you LL guys are all over it!

CK
Quote from: Frank Rossi on December 05, 2005, 01:04:24 AM
Quote from: RowanTexan on December 04, 2005, 07:30:46 PM
I did play gro so i don't have any could've or should've stories sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CK

Sure you do..."I could've been a brain surgeon, but my father dropped me on my head one too many times."

'gro

NEWS FLASH!!! Gro swears off the booze... in 6 day increments
Gro is too old to be puking behind a waffle house at 3am.

lewdogg11

Yo RowanTexan, I can't get my toilet to stop running water.  Can you come over here and hook a brother up?

'gro

OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
Thanksgiving is long gone, but today Gro is thankful for the girl in accounting for wearing hooker boots to work.

Frank Rossi

Quote from: EngiNegro on December 05, 2005, 09:18:00 AM
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
Thanksgiving is long gone, but today Gro is thankful for the girl in accounting for wearing hooker boots to work.

I swear that Christmas, no matter how cold it is, brings out the oddest (best) in women's fashion at the workplace.  It's like they know the have a "free pass" in dress code policy and challenge each other to push the envelope until December 25th.  Do you think they realize that the real winners in this contest are us, the LL PPers that work with them?

dewcrew88

Quote from: Frank Rossi on December 05, 2005, 09:59:37 AM
Quote from: EngiNegro on December 05, 2005, 09:18:00 AM
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
Thanksgiving is long gone, but today Gro is thankful for the girl in accounting for wearing hooker boots to work.

I swear that Christmas, no matter how cold it is, brings out the oddest (best) in women's fashion at the workplace.  It's like they know the have a "free pass" in dress code policy and challenge each other to push the envelope until December 25th.  Do you think they realize that the real winners in this contest are us, the LL PPers that work with them?


Frank and Gro,
I have to agree with you. Right now, because of this theory above, I am able to stare at some fine female co-worker ass.
:D

Touchdown Tommy

The Bus believes holidays are the very BEST times to get some.  Women are especially emotional during the Christmas season as they get sentimental and love everything that Christmas stands for.  Bus knows that the 24th is the top day of the year to chase poon.  Fellas the Bus urges you to heed his advice, a quickie in the office elevator or RT's cubicle is not uncommon.

Also, pay extra attention to your clothes preceeding a holiday.  Women want a man who is strong and powerful.  Red is the best color to exhibit this.  They also dig a guy who is comfortable with himself and his sexuality, so a stylish pink custom dress shirt with black slacks gets the hot babes eating outta your hand and is EXTREMELY effective friendasaurus apparel.
Chasing MILFs since '82...

'gro

There is a downside to all this holiday cheer... the office here is stocked to the ceiling with cakes, cookies, brownies, you name it.  And while some of the ladies wear hooker boots, some take advantage of the weather and hide under giant sweaters.

This happens in every job Gro has had... and Gro is tired of hearing ladies complain that they can't lose weight... as they consume an extra 1000 calories a day in snacks, and Gro's supposed to be glad she goes to pilates 2x a week.

All Gro's saying is... ladies when tank top season rolls around you better be looking good.

Knightstalker

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Quote from: Frank Rossi on December 05, 2005, 01:04:24 AM
Quote from: RowanTexan on December 04, 2005, 07:30:46 PM
I did play gro so i don't have any could've or should've stories sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CK

Sure you do..."I could've been a brain surgeon, but my father dropped me on my head one too many times."

Dammit Frank knightstalker told you that in private.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Knightstalker

Quote from: lewdogg11 on December 05, 2005, 08:54:44 AM
Yo RowanTexan, I can't get my toilet to stop running water.  Can you come over here and hook a brother up?

Knightstalker never makes fun of the plumber, he may like to show the crack of his ass but it is a well paid crack.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

dewcrew88

I want to thank the anonymous poster who gave me a + karma point for my reply to Gro on good looking co-worker ass.
Identify yourself, and I will add +1 karma point in kind.

Frank Rossi

Quote from: Bus Driver on December 05, 2005, 10:24:19 AM
Also, pay extra attention to your clothes preceeding a holiday.  Women want a man who is strong and powerful.  Red is the best color to exhibit this.  They also dig a guy who is comfortable with himself and his sexuality, so a stylish pink custom dress shirt with black slacks gets the hot babes eating outta your hand and is EXTREMELY effective friendasaurus apparel.

I have to agree with this...I wore a red shirt with a creme-colored tie under my black suit last week, and I had more comments from both men (ugh) and women (yes) all day about that shirt.  Now I know why.  Though I'd add that pink should only be worn in a camoflauge situation (with a suit) - If it's your sweater, you're just asking for it...

Touchdown Tommy

Budcrew,

Bus threw around some k this morning for a variety of quality posts.  FYI: budman was definitely among them.

Gro,

Bus thinks you are dead on.  Bus doesn't care if the ladies go to Curves twice a day during the business week, if they are chowing down Twinkies and holiday cake it ain't doing any good.  Bus is proposing that all loyal LL posters start tomorrow and every day until Christmas with an apple cider kicked up a notch with some Peppermint Schnapps.  Warms the soul baby!!!
Chasing MILFs since '82...