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Frank Rossi

Quote from: knightstalker on December 05, 2005, 11:31:53 AM
Quote from: Frank Rossi on December 05, 2005, 01:04:24 AM
Quote from: RowanTexan on December 04, 2005, 07:30:46 PM
I did play gro so i don't have any could've or should've stories sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CK

Sure you do..."I could've been a brain surgeon, but my father dropped me on my head one too many times."

Dammit Frank knightstalker told you that in private.

Don't worry, he can't process what I said in the first place.  He's still stuck on "Sure" - He might understand "surgeon" by the time Rowan football wins a national championship and/or an academic bowl.

dewcrew88

Quote from: Bus Driver on December 05, 2005, 12:05:10 PM
Budcrew,

Bus threw around some k this morning for a variety of quality posts.  FYI: budman was definitely among them.

Gro,

Bus thinks you are dead on.  Bus doesn't care if the ladies go to Curves twice a day during the business week, if they are chowing down Twinkies and holiday cake it ain't doing any good.  Bus is proposing that all loyal LL posters start tomorrow and every day until Christmas with an apple cider kicked up a notch with some Peppermint Schnapps.  Warms the soul baby!!!


Hit ya up with the K, Jerome Bettis.

'gro

Gro wants Jerome Bettis' BEARD.  That thing is tight, and he's had it since he was 11. Gro can work a pretty mean goatee, but the full beard just never works out.

Gro thinks a pilgrimage to the steel city is in order... to find JB's barber.

dewcrew88

Quote from: EngiNegro on December 05, 2005, 12:53:29 PM
Gro wants Jerome Bettis' BEARD.  That thing is tight, and he's had it since he was 11. Gro can work a pretty mean goatee, but the full beard just never works out.

Gro thinks a pilgrimage to the steel city is in order... to find JB's barber.

Gro,
Actually, speaking of the Steelers, Budcrew sees the Gro as someone who could rock the Troy Polamalu haircut.


bman

Bman would love to go to his NY office sometime sporting the Polamalu...however that requires a higher density of  hair than Bman is sporting right now....(at least Bman doesn't have a comb over)

I can see their reaction right now...no one with enough balls to tell Bman straight up that it looks bad...
Bman..did you MEAN to do that to your head?
That is an INTERESTING look Bman....
Bman  I always go with the fade...

bman

Also

Bman long ago ran into the holiday hide(also known as the sweater cover-up) when Bman sucessfully pulled the let's play strip poker routine...

Seven hands later...Bman discreetly had her PUTTING HER CLOTHES BACK ON....as it was not pretty under there.

BMAN learned a valuable lesson that day my friends...

Knightstalker

Knightstalker will impart some wisdom he learned from an old chief when Stalker was a sailor.  When you play strip poker with a chick you haven't seen in a bathing suit always make sure it is strip-tequila poker.  Every hand you win she takes off an article of clothing and you drink a shot of tequila, give her one also, it can only help.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

bman

Knight

That may not have even helped...

Another valuable lesson BMAN did not mention, is that it is better to do that in summer...besides the winter layer...pasty white with veins, was not a pleasant sight...

'gro

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dewcrew88

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Quote from: EngiNegro on December 05, 2005, 02:21:35 PM
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hairier. But I'll let it slide  ;D

'gro

Quote from: budcrew08 on December 05, 2005, 12:58:38 PM
Quote from: EngiNegro on December 05, 2005, 12:53:29 PM
Gro wants Jerome Bettis' BEARD. That thing is tight, and he's had it since he was 11. Gro can work a pretty mean goatee, but the full beard just never works out.

Gro thinks a pilgrimage to the steel city is in order... to find JB's barber.

Gro,
Actually, speaking of the Steelers, Budcrew sees the Gro as someone who could rock the Troy Polamalu haircut.



Not sure Gro can grow the Polama-do... Gro's hair looks more like greg brady when it gets out of control... that's why Gro keeps the fade tight to the dome piece.

Apple Jack

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Quote from: EngiNegro on December 05, 2005, 02:21:35 PM
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Gro here is the word of the day for you

Crurotrivhosis /KREW ro trik O sis/ noun: excessive leg hair

"As a pop post patterns diva, Bettina had an image to uphold, and her budget for personal upkeep would have been mantained a fleet of ambulances.  Not content with the usual retinue of hairstylist, nutrionist and the like, she also haad a full time staffer whose sole duty was to wage war on her chronic crurotichosis"
On the run from johny law...aint no trip to clevland

union89

All the "milky white, fat, veiny, hairy legged" girl playing strip poker talk has made Union89 vomit in his mouth a bit....

'gro

Gro's fantasy team should be called "Santa's Little Helper" because Gro has all the players on his roster that suck, and the minute he drops them they blow up like cocoa puffs.

1st and foremost is Larry Johnson... Gro held on to him for weeks before letting him go to make space on the roster. Then Priest's leg falls off and the rest is fantasy football history.

'gro

Quote from: Apple Jack on December 05, 2005, 02:39:16 PM
Gro here is the word of the day for you

Crurotrivhosis /KREW ro trik O sis/ noun: excessive leg hair

"As a pop post patterns diva, Bettina had an image to uphold, and her budget for personal upkeep would have been mantained a fleet of ambulances. Not content with the usual retinue of hairstylist, nutrionist and the like, she also haad a full time staffer whose sole duty was to wage war on her chronic crurotichosis"

Gro learned a valuable lesson today that may save him this weekend. +1k for you AJ.

For the rest of the LLPP All-Stars... so she has legs the color of mayonaise... has that EVER stopped you?