FB: Liberty League

[union89]

'Gro ~
Union89 drafted LT with his first pick, then followed up with Jamal Lewis in the second round.....Union89 proceeded to get very drunk and biligerent following the draft and belittled the rest of the league with statements like, "How could you jackasses allow me to get a stud like Lewis after drafting LT 1st??"  My fellow owners have yet to stop busting my balls with Jamal Lewis' piss poor performance (in his free agent year mind you!!!).  DAMN CONVICT!!!!

[union89]

AJ ~
Union89's D3 bracket was used as toilet paper on Sunday morning....

[Regulator]

While on the topic of h00ker boots and the offseason Reg was driving through DC...AKA Crack city...aka the hood while on his lapotp reading d3fb.com when he passed a mid 20something in high heels and a miniskirt that covered her hips up

Reg needs some answers to many questions. Regarding the worlds oldest profession.....

What do these girls do during the offseason?  

Do they have a message board they still post on?.....

At what temperature do you call it quits?

Aren't their hands cold....when they....ehhhemm?

This vixen was one of the few employees still trying to "tough" out the snow today.
(pic won't upload)

HELP REG!!

['gro]

Gro's OTHER fantasy team (Pimpin' Ain't Easy) is 11-2 barring a miracle performace by seattle's kicker... Gro's draft was easy due to a few of the guys not being online and having the computer pick for them... the preseason ranking were teeerible. Gro's team consists of
Carson Palmer
Jake Delhome
Shawn Alexander
Willis McGahee (he started off good)
Ronnie Brown
Chad Johnson
Anquan Boldin
Steve Smith
Joey Galloway
Antonio Gates
Indy and Pitts DEF

Galloway is the only free agent, the rest were drafted. It is probably the greatest fantasy team of all time... the pimps average 140 points a week.

[Frank Rossi]

Switching gears for a moment, Frank Rossi has pre-spent the bonus he won't be getting on the following new gadget:


http://www.microsoft.com/windowsmobile/articles/ppc6700.mspx

Frank Rossi thinks it's important in order to have access to Post Patterns wherever he may roam, whether or not he's in the booth calling Union games or the LL/E8 PP Bowl Game.  The Guru should be very scared...

['gro]

While on the topic of h00ker boots and the offseason Reg was driving through DC...AKA Crack city...aka the hood while on his lapotp reading d3fb.com when he passed a mid 20something in high heels and a miniskirt that covered her hips up

Reg needs some answers to many questions. Regarding the worlds oldest profession.....
What do these girls do during the offseason? 
Do they have a message board they still post on?.....
At what temperature do you call it quits?
Aren't their hands cold....when they....ehhhemm?
HELP REG!!

They never quit... they're like the post office. neither rain nor sleet nor snow... will stop these skeezers from gettin BIZZAY!!!

[Garnet]

All the "milky white, fat, veiny, hairy legged" girl playing strip poker talk has made Union89 vomit in his mouth a bit....

after reading this, Garnet decided to do a GIS for 'mayonnaise skin'.  Here is what he found.

   Product Name : Cucumber Mayonnaise

hair mayonnaise with the combination of cucumber provides hair smoothness and strength.


too funny!

['gro]

put the URL of the pic inbetween the IMG /IMG tags... you've got the pages widers than oprah's draws

[Garnet]

Sorry about that.

Garnet was trying to post a link.

Here is the new improved version.

Check out the Navy hazing.

http://home.earthlink.net/~shanedog2004/Navy06.htm

[lewdogg11]

Girls with veins and milky white legs don't play strip poker.  They DO however have the ability to suck a golf ball through a hose 9 times out of 10.

[dewcrew88]

Girls with veins and milky white legs don't play strip poker.  They DO however have the ability to suck a golf ball through a hose 9 times out of 10.

That line reminded me of a really good movie I watched a few days ago...

Drill Instructor: Do you suck dicks?
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!
Drill Instructor: BULL****! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!

Credit: moviesounds.com

['gro]

There's LD always thinking about what's important.

So the Gro finally joined a gym this weekend (before the level 5 hangover) and will hit it up tonight... what should Gro wear?

1. Section II senior bowl shirt with gaping hole in the arm pit
2. V-neck t-shirt from 1996 complete with yellow pit stains
3. Nike Dri-Fit shirt that Gro wears around the house every day of the week.
4. RPI cold weather jersey that's 3 sizes too small
5. head to toe in skin tight black under armour
** BONUS **
6. Vintage Patrick Ewing Jersey circa 1994

[union89]

LD11 ~

Garnet can attest that Union89 has been 'hoggin'' many a night....but those garden hose golf ball suckers are tough to shake once the deed is done....Union89 has even woken up to a few that resembled Sam "The Worlds Ugliest Dog."

Any tips 'bro??

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker would recommend just gnawing your arm off if she is sleeping on it like a coyote caught in a trap.

[union89]

'Gro ~

What??  No vintage 'Ramapo Mustangs' or 'Trinity Mules' t-shirts from any one of the many Champion Outlet Stores....you obviously get bonus points if the logo is on the ass or the silkscreening is somehow f'ed up...