FB: Liberty League

[Touchdown Tommy]

Greetings fellow LL legends,

This recent conversation reminds the Bus of an experience his college roommate (we'll call him Kilted Rat) once had with a ROTC chick.  So the Bus and KR were sophmores and said roommate brings home chick from drunken evening of grinding at the campus Pub at SJU.  Bus obviously leaves the room for the evening so Mr. KR can get his groove on.  Well Bus goes and sleeps next door for the night but is getting a really terrible night of sleep.  So he comes back in the dorm room around 7am to hop in his bed for a few good hours of sleep.

Well about 10 mins later Bus is awaken from his deep sleep to hear bed across the room shaking violently.  He tries to fall back asleep but can't.  ROTC girl is the kind who is hard to get rid of and KR can't shed her til around noon.  After she leaves I am told with glee that he has received the "Hat Trick" backwards.  First, sex, then a BJ, then an HJ (which is what occurred around 7:15am that awoke the Bus from deep sleep).  I congratulated him as this is truly a unique and rare feat to get it BACKWARDS.

['gro]

Good look Dawg... now can Gro get MTV in high def?

[union89]

Bus ~

Karma to you for a fantastic story....you Catholic School boys aren't supposed to be doing that stuff though.  Leave those activities to the expert underclassmen in the LL member schools....

[union89]

General question to all....

Why is Bus Drivers' karma through the floor....he seems like a good dude with some interesting perspectives....

[dewcrew88]

Dr. xGSC, rowanlb82, RUfan, ACmob, JT, and all RU PP posters,

Just got the call from Coach Accorsi that due to attrition our services are needed in Alliance immediately.  Get your uniforms on and lets go!

I will be the holder on field goals.............LOL

CK

Take a look at this post from the DJAC board... I think it's prety hilarious, considering the amount of smack that RowanTexan talks.

[union89]

DAWG PROGRAM REMINDER: THE GAUNTLET PREMIERES TONIGHT AT 10PM ON MTV.

Dawg ~

Union89 usually pulls for a Boston raised alumn in these contests......U89 likes CT, he is quite a deranged little bastard.....did you see him crack that kid in the puss outside the bar....CT is a 'Townie like U89.

[dewcrew88]

A kid on Dawg's floor freshman year was hooking up with a chick on the top of a bunk bed and things got a little too hot and she fell off the bunk bed and broke her leg!!  We're talking compound fracture here.  The girl was naked as can be and they had to call the paramedics to take her to the hospital.  The girl couldn't move her leg so all they could really do at the time was put her thong back on and maybe a towel around her til the paramedics were able to stablize it.  Not sure if the girl hooked up again until she graduated due to the shock of the incident. 

Speaking of bunk beds, i know someone from college who when he hooked up with his chick, they were able to take advantage of having the ceiling only a couple of feet from the bed.

At least that's what I heard... on the bottom bunk. 

[Touchdown Tommy]

89,

The Bus' k is more volatile than Gro's diarrhea after eating 60 hot wings from Hooters and 6 deep fried Snicker bars.  Bus has been as low at -17 and as high as +5 on the k rating system.  BD's k is kept in check by my loyal friends in the MIAC especially my fellow Johnnie alums who keep updated log books to hit me twice a day.

[union89]

WARNING TO FELLOW LL DEGENERATES (ie. LD,Dawg,Reg)
Snow is supposedly in the forecast for Philly tonight...Union89 is foregoing better judgement and ignoring the home dog on MNF thing....

going with...Seahawks -3.5

Total is dropping like a rock...

[Frank Rossi]

Damn you're right you must have no game!

You would know what that means since you spend all your free time in the Jersey arcades seeing "Game Over" on your favorite game, Ms. Pac Man...

[Kilted Rat]

Greetings fellow LL legends,

This recent conversation reminds the Bus of an experience his college roommate (we'll call him Kilted Rat) once had with a ROTC chick.  So the Bus and KR were sophmores and said roommate brings home chick from drunken evening of grinding at the campus Pub at SJU.  Bus obviously leaves the room for the evening so Mr. KR can get his groove on.  Well Bus goes and sleeps next door for the night but is getting a really terrible night of sleep.  So he comes back in the dorm room around 7am to hop in his bed for a few good hours of sleep.

Well about 10 mins later Bus is awaken from his deep sleep to hear bed across the room shaking violently.  He tries to fall back asleep but can't.  ROTC girl is the kind who is hard to get rid of and KR can't shed her til around noon.  After she leaves I am told with glee that he has received the "Hat Trick" backwards.  First, sex, then a BJ, then an HJ (which is what occurred around 7:15am that awoke the Bus from deep sleep).  I congratulated him as this is truly a unique and rare feat to get it BACKWARDS.

In deed this story is true, however KR doesn't want Mrs KR to find out about said story as said story happened before KR met the woman of his dreams

Kiltedrat thanks busdriver for not sharing said story with Mrs KR otherwise, KR would have a better chance getting any part of the hat trick (backwards or forwards) with the hot chick from HR than with Mrs KR!



Karma to bus and all LLers for appreciating a story from KR's glory days!

[Frank Rossi]

WARNING TO FELLOW LL DEGENERATES (ie. LD,Dawg,Reg)
Snow is supposedly in the forecast for Philly tonight...Union89 is foregoing better judgement and ignoring the home dog on MNF thing....

going with...Seahawks -3.5

Total is dropping like a rock...

Under/Over for number of times John Madden references the need for snow tires on his bus:  10.5

[union89]

U89 - Dawg hates the Miz with a passion. CT & Dawg would get along with our common interest in bling and gangsta rap. Dawg loves to see the girls cry their eyes out on the show. Dawg thinks the next Gauntlet should be the RW/RR Posers vs. the Liberty League PP Allstars. If MTV is looking for ratings and pure comedy, all they have to do is add a few LL PP Allstars to the roster and the dishes would be done.

Dawg ~
If there is a competition, U89 wants in....even though U89 is quite old, he can still wup ass on the old, bald black dude...U89 is not sure of his name, but knows he could exploit the dude's bad knee with a few figure 4 leg-locks...Greg Valentine style.

[dewcrew88]

WARNING TO FELLOW LL DEGENERATES (ie. LD,Dawg,Reg)
Snow is supposedly in the forecast for Philly tonight...Union89 is foregoing better judgement and ignoring the home dog on MNF thing....

going with...Seahawks -3.5

Total is dropping like a rock...

Under/Over for number of times John Madden references the need for snow tires on his bus:  10.5

I'll take the under. Has he mentioned the Madden Cruiser that much this season, or have I just not noticed?

Here's a bet:
O/U the number of times Al and John say that the snow and cold will REALLY affect the passing game: 8

[dewcrew88]

U89 - Dawg hates the Miz with a passion. CT & Dawg would get along with our common interest in bling and gangsta rap. Dawg loves to see the girls cry their eyes out on the show. Dawg thinks the next Gauntlet should be the RW/RR Posers vs. the Liberty League PP Allstars. If MTV is looking for ratings and pure comedy, all they have to do is add a few LL PP Allstars to the roster and the dishes would be done.

Dawg ~
If there is a competition, U89 wants in....even though U89 is quite old, he can still wup ass on the old, bald black dude...U89 is not sure of his name, but knows he could exploit the dude's bad knee with a few figure 4 leg-locks...Greg Valentine style.

u89,
I have to give you a + karma point for the old-school 'rasslin reference