FB: Liberty League

[Naked Nott Run]

if you want in just say I AM IN

[zachattack22]

I am IN!!! Zach wrote that before reading your post...Zach will ONLY get BETTER!!! Zach is up for it!!!

[Naked Nott Run]

Dawg needs to begin brainstorming for the smack off and enter himself

NNR and ZACH only entries thus far shooter

[Apple Jack]

AJ is not master of the verbal tomfollery but he's in

[Naked Nott Run]

NNR
ZACH
HOLLA
APPLE JACK

4 competitors getting ready for the smack-off... not sure if gro's hatred entered him but let me know...

RT you better get up in this

[lewdogg11]

LewDogg11 has a fly in his living room.  Been here since this weekend and it's pissing him off.  As 'Gro would say, 'Get me some chopsticks!'  

LD11 hates this fly so much that once it is caught, it will be torn apart, wing by wing, leg by leg, and then deep fried and then eaten.  

I heard a rumor that Audino is kinda 'touchy-feely' with you Union guys, and like to walk around the locker room around shower time.  Any truth to that?

Here's a cheerleader pic for you:

[Naked Nott Run]

Union guys don't see Audino until after special teams take the field than we come back in and discuss what needs to be discussed... position coaches meet with Union boys...Dino is not like Joe King...cutting holes in the shower wall like he was in PORKY'S

['gro]

 GRO LOCKS HIMSELF IN SPARE OFFICE UNTIL THE SHOES GAME [/b]

Asheboro, NC 11/8/05

An RPI alum calling himself "The Engi-Negro" has locked himself in an office in Central NC and can be seen on infared scanner sitting at a computer typing furiously. His only request to local police was for a deep fryer and copious amounts of chicken wings. We will post more information as soon as it is available.

[JT]

Knightstalker used to be able to shoot the little foam footballs across the living room with the "Triple Threat Quarterback" and hit his older brother in the head.  Knightstalker was a good kicker with the "Triple Threat Quarterback."

JT preferred Super Toe back in the day, bang the foot and half tall kicker on the helmet and the leg would boot a hard plastic football through a set of uprights.  As a tot, JT had excellent aim and range and could hit the sleeping cat in the head from 5-10 yards out. Cat would hiss and then fall back asleep. Bonk! hiss again.  Three or four times before the cat would move.

Sometimes the cat would see JT in mid-setup and hiss but still fall back asleep.  Cats are stupid.

[Knightstalker]

Knightsrtalker loves anything to do with pyschological warfare against a cat.  Knightstalker wonders what deep fried cat tastes like.  Knightstalker just realized that he eats General Taos Chicken and already knows what deep fried cat tastes like.

[bigdvs]

bigdvs is struggling with 3rd person

bigdvs would like to know where the best wings in scetchanec can be found

bigdvs use to scarf at minimum 2 dozen wings from howlers (cheap all night delivery)

bigdvs remebers the wings at the fireside across from price chopper being very good (washed down with pitchers of molson ice)

[JT]

JT doesn't like cats but was pretty decent to that cat otherwise.  JT actually likes the outdoor neighborhood Tom.  Big cat, friendly, could be part Maine coon.  Cat likes to display his trophies of squirrel and bird skulls from his kills. He lines up the skulls.  Freaks out the neighbors.  JT thinks the cat is cool.

[UNION 82]

NEWSFLASH......                                        NEWSFLASH......

DATELINE LL BOARD
11/08/2005


POUGHKEEPSIE, NY
AKA PO-Town, ya heard?

Redtackle and several unsavory associates were tracked by Union college satellite to the Poughkeepsie, NY area yesterday, Union College authorities stated. While in the area they were seen to enter the Poughkeepsie Galleria (aka Gonorrhea) Mall. The Union satellite system was successful in meshing with the Gonorrhea Mall's security camera system. The events as recorded were played back at a secret underground bunker somewhere near the Union campus. These are the events as they occurred, but "you are there".

Security cameras tracked redtackle and others to the Gonorrhea Mall's Victoria's Secret store. The surly gang was approached by an apprehensive store clerk. Redtackle got straight to the point, "We need 3 dozen Cherry colored man-thongs ASAP." The professional clerk, while qualifying the potential customers, was able to ascertain the RIP secret plan for Saturday's game.

The RIP loggers had a half-time surprise in store. They were to run in to Bailey Hall with one minute left in the first half. Once safely inside, they were to completely strip down, and put on nothing "butt" the Cherry red man-thongs. Their intentions were to run on to Frank Bailey's on the rocks field, while the Union College dance team was introduced.

The RIP gang would attempt to nauseate the Union faithful, and give Coach Audino, and the Union team the dry heaves, hoping to de-hydrate the team, in an attempt to overpower the Union squad in the second half.  Redtackle was quoted as saying, "Dare ain't nuff Gatorade to fixs dat!"  

The clerk told RT that she was sorry, butt they did not carry cherry red man-thongs. She said, the only place I know of that can handle that order is HA DAWG, INC. They are pricey, but good. RT and fellow hoodlums merely shook their heads and attempted to leave.

Before they got out of the door, the clerk asked, "Who are you, anyway?" RT, momentarily believing he was on the LL blog, spun around quickly and loudly grunted,
"You know who I am!"

The clerk thought, this MUST be Union-"RIP weak".    

The gang was later seen in Spencers, attempting to buy 3-D glasses, apparently another integral part of their Butt-Fest Plans.

Back in the Union College bunker, satellite observers picked up the "Hot Line", and informed Coach Audino of the plan. Audino immediately increased the Gatorade order three-fold. Audino snickered and was rumored to have said, "Wait 'til we bring the zamboni [Italian spelling] out, and ice down RPI's offensive end of the field in the fourth quarter!"  He also purportedly said, "I heard our wooden satellite guided missile hit pay dirt yesterday!"  

The satellite operator informed Coach Audino, "That wasn't us. It was some splinter group, called El q Union."

['gro]

Bigdvs, if you really want good wings head on over to enemy territory of Troy/'vliet and hit up the ruck or rustys. In scheneck the best wings are probably fireside.

So... how is union going to stop RPI's air attack? To quote an acient text I predict that RPI's passing game will "... Run up in the sky so deep, it be cryin'....  Yeah, you thought it was RAIN."

break out your umbrellas Doucemen

[Garnet]

Dawg,
Great job on the electric football figurines!!!

Garnet has a long drive ahead of him Saturday morning and estimates he will arrive in Schenectady between 11am and 12pm. 

For those who asked...the Weather.com website is forecasting sunny skies with a high of 54.