FB: Liberty League

[dewcrew88]

You don't need your own pool... head over to 1 of the 10,000 apt complex pools in Tampa. Gro has a wicked scar on his arm from a fountain mishap at the marquis on BBD. damn thing took off a few layers of skin!

Get one of those cheap fake pools... like the ones you can put up in an hour. Maybe that would help.

[Rolevio]

You don't need your own pool... head over to 1 of the 10,000 apt complex pools in Tampa. Gro has a wicked scar on his arm from a fountain mishap at the marquis on BBD. damn thing took off a few layers of skin!

Get one of those cheap fake pools... like the ones you can put up in an hour. Maybe that would help.

The last time Rolevio saw one of those pools, a buddy was pissing in it to prevent a friendosaur from shedding any clothing to enter the pool.

[maninyellowhat]

After being gone for a few days, it was nice to come back and see a reminder of VS tonight.  Yellow thought a preview was appropriate.

DAWG PROGRAM REMINDER:  VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW AT 10PM ON CBS;  DAWG HOPEFUL LATE START NETS MORE SKIN & BUTT SHOTS!!

['gro]

Dawg - saw the highlights on Playacenter... good work. Some purists don't like instant replay but it gets the job done.

Gro himself was in trouble last night... but it wasn't your run of the mill CB, it was the overprotective male friend. This is the guy that acts cool to your face but once you leave to hit the bathroom he's dishing as much dirt on you as possible... all in the slim hopes of ever being more than just a friend to the hottie in question. Being an away site, there was no instant replay to fall back on.

Haters like these need to open Jay Money's manual to page 46, paragraph 4, entitled "Ain't no Fun...."

[JT]

Dawg is killing today.  More karma for you Sir.

[Frank Rossi]

   DAWG INTERVIEW TIP OF THE WEEK   
Dawg knows that the standard thing to do when coming in for a job interview is to rock it solo but this is no longer the case for the Dawg.  Dawg now brings in a note taker, sports agent, and lawyer friend in with him to all interviews.  Normally the interviewer is a little shocked to see the Dawg coming in with 3 other individuals but the shock wears off once Dawg lets said interviewer know that only the Dawg is the one applying to the position at hand. 

Go about the normal way you would interview.  But when the interviewer asks if you have any questions, defer to the lawyer to handle all questions.  If the interviewer starts to talk about compensation, defer to the sports agent to handle that.  The note taker is good in case you don't remember much from the meeting if said interviewer is a hot chick and you start to daydream and visualize about her in different uncompromising postions.  Try this on your next interview and Dawg guarantees you will be offered the job on the spot.

This is how T.O. got the job with the Eagles.

[Regulator]

Dawg,

If regulator ever starts up a company he wants you to be his "idea man"....Reg doesnt know where you come up with this stuff!!!
(of course I only want to pay you for 5 hours every 40 hour work week, since you will probably spend the other 35 hours posting on LLPP.

Keep em coming.

In other news, who is going to be eliminated from Martha Stewarts apprentice?....Do you think Sam will ride it out until the end?
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Did I just say that out loud?

['gro]

apprentice? It's tuesday... 'the office' and 'nip / tuck' reign supreme.

[maninyellowhat]

apprentice? It's tuesday... 'the office' and 'nip / tuck' reign supreme.

Yellow is a big fan of both and recognizes 'Gro for mentioning them.

He also recognizes Dawg for his new signature; although it's not Biggie, Yellow saw Kanye in concert on Friday and the crowd loved that part.  Kudos

[dewcrew88]

Dawg,

If regulator ever starts up a company he wants you to be his "idea man"....Reg doesnt know where you come up with this stuff!!!
(of course I only want to pay you for 5 hours every 40 hour work week, since you will probably spend the other 35 hours posting on LLPP.

Keep em coming.

In other news, who is going to be eliminated from Martha Stewarts apprentice?....Do you think Sam will ride it out until the end?
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Did I just say that out loud?

I gave you -1 Karma for the martha stewart reference. Yuk. Maybe reg can make the LLPP All-Stars some doilies for their jerseys.
Jeez.

[Knightstalker]

Dawg,

If regulator ever starts up a company he wants you to be his "idea man"....Reg doesnt know where you come up with this stuff!!!
(of course I only want to pay you for 5 hours every 40 hour work week, since you will probably spend the other 35 hours posting on LLPP.

Keep em coming.

In other news, who is going to be eliminated from Martha Stewarts apprentice?....Do you think Sam will ride it out until the end?
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.
Did I just say that out loud?

I gave you -1 Karma for the martha stewart reference. Yuk. Maybe reg can make the LLPP All-Stars some doilies for their jerseys.
Jeez.

Maybe some nice cross-stiched numbers on the jerseys.  I can only imagine what Reg would do for the players names.  Reg can also cater the sideline buffet for the games.  All while insider trading and wearing an ankle bracelet.

['gro]

In my boy reg's defense... it's Mrs. Regulator that runs the show (Gro was in the wedding he knows all and sees all). Now, while the regulators are watching martha's apprentice... Mr. reg's got his laptop open, he's buying and selling things on eBay... he's sending gro a txt message... it's all good in Reg's house.

[Regulator]

Why the Reguhaterfest?
It was a joke....you can laugh.

PS- Reg bets the Carver is actually the father of the kid Matt is hooking up with.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker is not Reguhatin, he gave reg back the Karma Budcrew took, Knightstalker understands the missus problem.  Knightstalker often looks at internet porn while Mrs Stalker is watching her taped soaps and the little stalkerette is watching spongebob on Knightstalkers bedroom tv.

[Knightstalker]

Reg - The Dawg would be happy to be involved with the brainstorming sessions for your company.  Just know that most of the Dawg's creativity comes from the chronic bud activity.  A self reflection room is good too.

Knightstalker and his band have come up with some great songs using the same influence.  The trouble is we never remember to turn on a tape recorder and Knightstalker never remembers the great songs the next day.