FB: Liberty League

['gro]

Reg - The Dawg would be happy to be involved with the brainstorming sessions for your company. Just know that most of the Dawg's creativity comes from the chronic bud activity. A self reflection room is good too.

Reg you and Dawg can hot box the company vehicle.

[Regulator]

Reg - The Dawg would be happy to be involved with the brainstorming sessions for your company.  Just know that most of the Dawg's creativity comes from the chronic bud activity.  A self reflection room is good too.

Dawg,
This will not be the "Real World" type of self reflection room.....there will be no cameras, microphones or ventilation.
There will also be 2 bolt locks on the door and plenty of bean bag chairs.   If you want anything other than that, you are going to have to write it into your contract negotiations.   Reg would also write into the contract a "Sign on bonus" of your choice....not to exceed three thousand dollars.

Knight, isn't it hard to keep a straight face during said activities   8)

['gro]

Reg comes through with the sig line... SHAQUITA!! nice.

FREE LIFE LESSON FROM GROnext time you and the mrs. hit a bump in the road (you leave the toilet seat up, she spends $250 to get her hair did)... don't argue... settle it with some herbal therapy.

[Regulator]

Gro,

Reg would hire a few of you LLPP's if he started something up

Reg would hire RT to for my HR dept.  He could hire only chicks.
Reg would hire LD11 to drive one of those trucks with the signs on them to promote the business.
Reg would hire GRO' to walk around all day telling everyone to "Get 'ER DONE!" and "No, we are NOT going to take this OFFLINE"
And finally Reg would hire SOLLIFIED to work security, however it will be written in his contract that he must wear head to toe black underarmour and must scream "WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUUUUSE" at 120dbs no less than 20 times per hour.

If you wish to submit your resume, please do so on this board...and also what position you are applying for. 

Thanks
-MGMT

[union89]

RT ~

December 15 sounds like a plan....the alcohol tolerance should be up to snuff by then as well....Union89 has been drinking every night and plans to continue said activities through New Years...Union89 will see if 26 year old hottie from Brown from this weekend has any frienosauruses for the 15th.....If you meet her, remember U89 has found a way back machine and is only 34...

AJ....you in??

[lewdogg11]

Man, and to think I gave Regulator Karma for his Martha Stewart references.  Not that I watch the show, but I think it's wrong of Budcrew to tear him down on it.  it seems like Bud just comes in here and comments on things he doesn't think is cool.

Me?  I'm watching 90210 re-reuns right now.  I watched 'Days of Our Lives' today.  I cooked spagetti last night.  I do my own laundry.  I do the dishes.  I take baths from time to time.  I use lotion on my hands every now and again. 

SO WHAT?  Regulator used to get more ass than a toilet seat.  LD11 has had his share of white womens(and an asian).  Maybe we are in touch with ourselves so much, that chicks find that attractive?  Is that worth a smite?  Hell no.  'Gro is the biggest man's man you'll ever find.  That kid hasn't gotten laid since 1994.  All i'm saying is, don't hate the player, hate the referees.

Now, regarding my first statement...'Regulator, what's up with LD11 driving said truck?  Man, I thought I had way more skills than that.  Like Nun-Chuck skills, bow hunting skills. computer hacking skills...

Now, take of the girls undies, come down to NC this weekend, we can do a little Xmas shopping, honey scoping, ridiculous gambling, golfing, and drinking...

['gro]

Can Gro be real for a second? real real? Is ESPN's Dan Patrick dying? He looks sick. Gro is concerned.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Reg,

Bus is applying for the Vice President of Public Relations position.  He will be in charge of cleaning up all messes that employees get into with the hot chicks from HR "afterhours" and maintaining a crystal clear corporate image.  Bus would also lead the effort to prevent any friendasauruses from ruining any evenings at local establishments for the Board of Directors.  

Bus will need two secretaries (recent Florida State graduates will do) to free him up for all day posting on Post Patterns and free to deal with any bad PR that might arise.

[lewdogg11]

RT ~

December 15 sounds like a plan....the alcohol tolerance should be up to snuff by then as well....Union89 has been drinking every night and plans to continue said activities through New Years...Union89 will see if 26 year old hottie from Brown from this weekend has any frienosauruses for the 15th.....If you meet her, remember U89 has found a way back machine and is only 34...

AJ....you in??

I just so happened to be getting into Boston on the 15th, but it's gonna be after a full day of driving.  if my schedule changes any, I could possibly be in on said activities if i'm welcome.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Reg,

I would like to request that WTFF be my third personal secretary...

[lewdogg11]

And since we're on the subject, I think we could gather the several great minds of LL PP, and creat eour own business.  We can all cram into Holla's reflection room and have a brainstorming session, develop a business plan, and just roll out.  We got the regional differences accounted for, we got Enginegro's, we got salesmen, we got think tanks.  We could make almost as much as RowanLB if we put our collective minds to work.

[lewdogg11]

Reg,

I would like to request that WTFF be my third personal secretary...

Sorry partner, WTFF is more than just easy on eyes.  She can also swat anyone driving to the hoop, has a mean drop step and dunk move, and she's a crack shot at shredding the nuts of Bus Drivers. 

Unfortunately for you, only LD11 has the Jedi-Mind brain power to get WTFF to be at his disposal.  She'll crush you with her bare hands.

[Touchdown Tommy]

LD11,

Once you go MIAC you ain't never go back!!

['gro]

is the biggest man's man you'll ever find. That kid hasn't gotten laid since 1994. All i'm saying is, don't hate the player, hate the referees.

Are you calling me... funny? Gro loves the ladies, they really rev his engine.

[Apple Jack]

RT ~

December 15 sounds like a plan....the alcohol tolerance should be up to snuff by then as well....Union89 has been drinking every night and plans to continue said activities through New Years...Union89 will see if 26 year old hottie from Brown from this weekend has any frienosauruses for the 15th.....If you meet her, remember U89 has found a way back machine and is only 34...

AJ....you in??

Count it!