FB: Liberty League

['gro]

it went from 'You are a jerk' to 'You're kinda funny', to 'You should come out with me and my friends', to 'Give me your number', to 'Maybe you can come and hang out with me and my 5 year old?' When I asked how old she was, and she replied '22', LD11 knew she meant business.

Are you sure you weren't in Tennessee? One in the stroller, one on the hip and one on the way.

[lewdogg11]

Woulda been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but LD11 don't care!

[bman]

Bman would like a position as well.  Salary negotiable...

Let 's go over Bman's work attire requirements:

Remember Bman starts at business casual and get more "casual" from there...

1. Normal workday - business casual
2. Any adverse weather event - (snow, wind, rain - 1/2 inch or more)... - jeans
3. Any day that has happy hour at the end... - jeans
4. Any day that  bman has worked more than 8 hours the previous day...-jeans
5. Any day that  bman has worked more than 10 hours the previous day...-will  
      work from home the following day - boxers
6. Fridays - jeans
7. If Bman has a customer event or any event requiring business casual on a  
          Friday ....- jeans on Thursday and Monday
8. Any day requiring suit and tie ...jeans on days prior and after....
9. Any travelling day - jeans (or shorts if the season is right)
10. Any day Bman is to meet hottie new employee - suit...  but refer to rule 8 for surrounding days

note Bman at his discretion, may change above policies, and will volunteer to be the fashion "police"....

Bman to female employee....excuse me, but you are pushing 180...should you REALLY be wearing spandex?"

[JT]

Woulda been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, but LD11 don't care!

JT just spit merlot on the keyboard.  Karma on account

[dewcrew88]

Man, and to think I gave Regulator Karma for his Martha Stewart references.  Not that I watch the show, but I think it's wrong of Budcrew to tear him down on it.  it seems like Bud just comes in here and comments on things he doesn't think is cool.

Me?  I'm watching 90210 re-reuns right now.  I watched 'Days of Our Lives' today.  I cooked spagetti last night.  I do my own laundry.  I do the dishes.  I take baths from time to time.  I use lotion on my hands every now and again. 

SO WHAT?  Regulator used to get more ass than a toilet seat.  LD11 has had his share of white womens(and an asian).  Maybe we are in touch with ourselves so much, that chicks find that attractive?  Is that worth a smite?  Hell no.  'Gro is the biggest man's man you'll ever find.  That kid hasn't gotten laid since 1994.  All i'm saying is, don't hate the player, hate the referees.

Now, regarding my first statement...'Regulator, what's up with LD11 driving said truck?  Man, I thought I had way more skills than that.  Like Nun-Chuck skills, bow hunting skills. computer hacking skills...

Now, take of the girls undies, come down to NC this weekend, we can do a little Xmas shopping, honey scoping, ridiculous gambling, golfing, and drinking...

Isn't that the point of the board? Hell, 95 percent of the posts on here have nothing to do with its designed purpose -- football. And you know what? This is the best board on the entire forum, because of that reason.
If I make comments on things that I think are cool, and you don't, take the Karma away from me, it's ok.
That's the beauty of this board. We can talk about poop, playas, friendosaurus', tips to make work easier, cheerleaders, and a little bit of football while were at it.
LD11, don't hate the player, hate the game.

And as an EDIT: At least I say right out when I give someone a
(-) karma. It's only fair. You can't say that about most of the other posters, especially the Rowan ones.

[lewdogg11]

Bud, obviously that's why this board is cool.  But why are you hating on Regulator.  You should be taking some advice from that cat.  Maybe watch a chick flick here and there.  Who knows, maybe you'll do that and get to dust the cobwebs off of your piece this weekend.

And keep in mind.  I'm the playa who invented the game.  Don't preach at me.

[union89]

Just out of curiosity...prior to Union89 submitting a resume...do we have a product??  service??  I'm sure most of us can mac on the 'ho's a'ight, but will that pay the bills??

Union89 may break rank...don't know if you fools heard, but Heidi Fleiss is opening a male whorehouse for rich old ladies out in the Vegas desert...U89 will be in charge of hittin' the young, HOT ones....not sure how strong that market is though....

[lewdogg11]

LD11 gets KILLED In his early bets.  I don't think 1 team I bet in the parlays won.  Time to have the big comeback!

I can't resist!!!  

NBA:

CLE-1 Under 204

Need a win or I'll have to cook canned baked beans for dinner the rest of the week.

[Regulator]

U89-

If you look back through some older posts, you will see that we have a fleet of able minded pimps waiting to use the self reflection room. 

"It will be our most glorious day ever"..... and when it's over we will have whatever it is that will make us the Bling and the Bling!

You need to take a 30,000 foot view at all this.  In fact, this company is going to need alot of "big picture" kinda guys.  Middle mgmt at its best.

At the end of the day we will all be delegating the hard work to the data monkeys.

If it doesnt work out, perhaps the GURU will float you an offer on the d3hoops.com website.

[dewcrew88]

Bud, obviously that's why this board is cool.  But why are you hating on Regulator.  You should be taking some advice from that cat.  Maybe watch a chick flick here and there.  Who knows, maybe you'll do that and get to dust the cobwebs off of your piece this weekend.

And keep in mind.  I'm the playa who invented the game.  Don't preach at me.
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I hated on Reg for one comment, and I'll probably give him props for 10 comments in the next two weeks. I really don't hate on Reg, Gro, U89, Dawg, or any of the LLPP Allstars. Go back and take a look. I have a few comments like the one previously mentioned, but I definitely don't hate all the time on any of you guys. Most of the time, I get dirty looks for laughing too hard at work at the posts.

[ACMob]

Bud unleashes his hate on the njac gang.

BUD:  why do you hate us??

DAWG:  AC might have been trippin' yesterday, but the Mob swore he saw LD's karma @ 69!!   Around 40 on SAT., now back down to 40 again!?!?!

Time to pass out!!  Peace.

[union89]

Bud, obviously that's why this board is cool.  But why are you hating on Regulator.  You should be taking some advice from that cat.  Maybe watch a chick flick here and there.  Who knows, maybe you'll do that and get to dust the cobwebs off of your piece this weekend.

And keep in mind.  I'm the playa who invented the game.  Don't preach at me.
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I hated on Reg for one comment, and I'll probably give him props for 10 comments in the next two weeks. I really don't hate on Reg, Gro, U89, Dawg, or any of the LLPP Allstars. Go back and take a look. I have a few comments like the one previously mentioned, but I definitely don't hate all the time on any of you guys. Most of the time, I get dirty looks for laughing too hard at work at the posts.

Bud ~

+1 K to you 'bro...take it easy though...LD11 is just yankin' your chain....LD11 came up just short of calling U89 a ragin' pole smoker, but bounced back with the hot dog down the hallway metaphor and U89 had to show him a +1 also....

Just for the record....U89 DOES NOT acknowlegde any pole except his own....U89's is huge and the ladies in Vegas will love it!!!!

[Marty McFly]

Just wanted to know if any LL'gers made the Aztec Bowl this yr?

[union89]

Union89 just made his 2 BIG plays before the lines start to fly up....

UGA -7
USC -7

Both these lines will be approaching 10 come game time....UGA should roll over UWV with the Mountaineers inability the throw the ball....

[Senor RedTackle]

LD - "Mike's Apartment" reference....classic. 'Bangbus' would fit nicely as well..

Being the corporate guru RT is, he will take a crack a said mission statement. RT feels his position in 'Liberty League, INC' should be something commensurate with his people skills and sales&marketing experience. RT is thinking 'Executive VP of Marketing and Strategy'. The beauty of LL, INC is that the product is based on intellectual capital.....we make nothing tangible other than the stains we leave on the underpants of society.

As RT sat down to craft the mission statement, he was reminded of the monumental task facing Thomas Jefferson when he first sat to author our nation's declaration of independence over 200 years ago. In the spirit of TJ, who borrowed much of his content from other contemporary thinkers like Voltaire and Locke, RT has consulted with his modern corporate thinktanks to arrive at the LL Mission Statement..

LIBERTY LEAGUE, INC. MISSION STATEMENT

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Our mission is to provide a family of hospitality and services that achieves excellence and enhances lifestyles of all who come in contact with the Hooters brand Liberty League.

We are committed to providing an environment of employee growth and development so that we can provide every guest a unique, entertaining dining posting experience in a fun and casual atmosphere delivered by attractive, vivacious Hooters Girls Liberty League members (although, the "Hooters Girls" may be something we wish to retain while making positive contributions to the communities in which we live. [/i][/b]