FB: Liberty League

[bman]

Bman was hoping for the Liberty League condom....
...helping to promote Liberty and Freedom throught the land...and eliminating some of those pesky underwear stains...

[lewdogg11]

LD11 breaks even on the night with Cleveland Cavalier bet!!!

And, on top of that, LD11 took down RT in a paradise poker showdown.

LD11 - 1st place
RT - 2nd place

Good night for everyone!

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker would be willing to bring his IT expertise to the corp.  Knightstalker could also manage/train the help desk/call center staff.   They would be strippers on disability who still need to make a living.

[lewdogg11]

RT, just wanted to rub it in, that the last tourney thatyou lost on the first hand, i just won.  2 in a row.  Time for bed.

[Senor RedTackle]

Let's recap..

So far, it's been established that the company infrastructure of LL, Inc. will include
- runway for Victoria's Secret biatches
- a cafeteria run by Hooters
- a help desk w/ disabled ex-Strippers (this is the one that intrigues RT...did said strippers become disabled on the job or after the job?....or were they disabled to begin with, worked as strippers for a turn, then retired?? RT doesn't see the big niche for strippers who are disable WHILE stripping)

[Regulator]

Let's recap..

So far, it's been established that the company infrastructure of LL, Inc. will include
- runway for Victoria's Secret biatches
- a cafeteria run by Hooters
- a help desk w/ disabled ex-Strippers (this is the one that intrigues RT...did said strippers become disabled on the job or after the job?....or were they disabled to begin with, worked as strippers for a turn, then retired?? RT doesn't see the big niche for strippers who are disable WHILE stripping)

In order to cut costs, we are going to have to choose-
ones that got hurt while "on the job"  but are now on IR, rehabbing.
There is almost no market for them out there!!!  We can pick them up at 20 cents on the dollar!

['gro]

You don't want damamged goods... if crystal breaks her hip again she could be able to file a new workers comp claim if LLPP Inc is found partially liable.

The runway will be for the data monkeys in cube land. The cubes will be laid out in a 'U' shape (a tribute to our dutchmen employees) so every worker has a nice view of said runway.

[Naked Nott Run]

how is paradise poker compared to party poker??? good tourneys?? how much do you have to start with?

[Senor RedTackle]

how is paradise poker compared to party poker??? good tourneys?? how much do you have to start with?

RT prefers pokerstars.com....graphics much better and easier for RT to get into rooms he likes. Min depos is $50

[Regulator]

Gro- Let's leave the HR hiring and firing to the head of HR

Like Reg stated....let the Data monkeys figure out if its worth it or not....(i.e. ford pinto ETC)

Nott- paradise poker was something I joined through sportsbook.com bc they were the only site I could use my debit card on.  Everyone else wants you to use firepay.

buy-in is whatever you want it to be.  You could hold a class on no limit hold'em!!!

[lewdogg11]

how is paradise poker compared to party poker??? good tourneys?? how much do you have to start with?

Poker is poker on all sites.  Paradise is a little cheesy.  But there is no buy-in minimum, but you transfer funds from Sportsbook which the transfer minimum is $20.  In my opinion, as long as you are patient and smart, the players at paradise poker aren't very good, and it's pretty easy to win.

[lewdogg11]

Dawg thinks it's critical that our college recruiting efforts for LL PP, Inc. are a high priority b/c we'll be looking for hot chick 4-Lifer's.  We'll start at the sororities at Florida St., USC, UGA, Tennesse, etc.  Anyone want to head LL PP, Inc. recruiting??  Garnet has a good eye in the sky for locating talent. 

Dawg figures that we can have a few guest recruiting appearances by the Kinger & Johnny A.  Dawg also thinks it's essential to maintain at minimum a 7:1 girl to playa ratio.  This will keep company morale at an all time high. 

I think it's crucial that the only 'male' members of the company are the original PP crew.  They can call us 'The Elders'.  We will be an exclusive group of mysterious bounty hunters, each with our own unique skill and talent.

['gro]

Gro is officially throwing his hat into the ring for position of Cheif Operating Officer of LL, Inc... Gro knows how complex systems work and can relay key information from the brass down to the blue collars. This is not the position to fill with some hot shot business major who almost made the cut for the apprentice.

in other news....

SHE KNOWS...
The girl in accounting (hooker boots) was definetly checking me cheking her out. But that didn't stop her from continuing to strut over to the copy machine and drop it like it's hot to fix a paper jam.

['gro]

Gro agrees that there should be a point man for recruiting, but seeing how the LLPP All stars are spread out we could all pitch in in our territories.

Gro will handle the following college recruting target schools
UT-Knoxville
UT-Chattanooga
Vanderbuilt
Mid Tenn St.
Memphis
Western Carolina
Virginia Tech

[Knightstalker]

Let's recap..

So far, it's been established that the company infrastructure of LL, Inc. will include
- runway for Victoria's Secret biatches
- a cafeteria run by Hooters
- a help desk w/ disabled ex-Strippers (this is the one that intrigues RT...did said strippers become disabled on the job or after the job?....or were they disabled to begin with, worked as strippers for a turn, then retired?? RT doesn't see the big niche for strippers who are disable WHILE stripping)

As the manager of this help desk, to be eligible they would have to have injured while stripping, preferably in some kind of pole or lap dance accident.