FB: Liberty League

[Knightstalker]

You don't want damamged goods... if crystal breaks her hip again she could be able to file a new workers comp claim if LLPP Inc is found partially liable.

The runway will be for the data monkeys in cube land. The cubes will be laid out in a 'U' shape (a tribute to our dutchmen employees) so every worker has a nice view of said runway.

The strippers will have to have finished their rehab to be eligible for employment and will sign an injury waiver if injured while stripping on the job.  They are being hired for "Phone support" this support could be provided daily to the data monkeys to keep them happy, they may not want to go home with a properly trained support staff in house.

[Knightstalker]

Who will be responsible for hiring the staff "massage therapists?"

Could they be considered a branch of the Desk Top Support team?

['gro]

Dawg hasn't box squatted or towel benched since the the glory days of BFS.

That brings back memories!

[Regulator]

Sirens should go off when someone is attempting to max out for bicep curls, snatches & cleans along with the standard bench press & squat.

Dawg,
If you are talking the nightclub sirens and fog horns, then consider it done!  it will be complete with flashing lights, and a fog machine.

Reg seriously has an idea of a virtual business that we could start.
Has anyone actually started an on-line business? 

I have checked out the competition and it is WEAK.

all we would need is -
Someone who could design a sweet web site
Some peope that speak english & spanish, that could work Fri. 7pm- Sun 7am.
A good name
sponsors to get our name to the top of a Google web search.

['gro]

Back in the BSF days... Gro was killing cats in the dead lift. That helped boost the strength ratio (Sum 1RM of bench, squat, dead lift... divide by body weight).

Gro also was a member of the coveted SHS 'half ton club' for having the 3 total max's sum up to over 1000 lbs! Gro needs to find the T-shirt!

[Rolevio]

Rolevio would like to put his name in for Head of Accounting.  Though make no mistakes, Rolevio plans on using no math he may of picked up in his engineering classes, that will be for talent that HR comes up with to staff the department.  Rolevio's specialty will be in collecting those that owe using methods reminiscint of Joe Pesci's scenes in Casino, with maybe a cattle prod added in to the mixture.  Rolevio can insure all clients pay within 30 days.  In order to do this job though, Rolevio will need a suit from Dawg's tailor made up that shows Rolevio means business when teh client sees him approach.  Rolevio would also like to request Shag carpetting in his office and a non-descript white van for collection purposes.

[Knightstalker]

Rolevio would like to put his name in for Head of Accounting.  Though make no mistakes, Rolevio plans on using no math he may of picked up in his engineering classes, that will be for talent that HR comes up with to staff the department.  Rolevio's specialty will be in collecting those that owe using methods reminiscint of Joe Pesci's scenes in Casino, with maybe a cattle prod added in to the mixture.  Rolevio can insure all clients pay within 30 days.  In order to do this job though, Rolevio will need a suit from Dawg's tailor made up that shows Rolevio means business when teh client sees him approach.  Rolevio would also like to request Shag carpetting in his office and a non-descript white van for collection purposes.

Knightstalker thinks that shag carpeting may be too hard to clean if you have to deal with a difficult customer if you get my drift.

[JT]

rolevio,

JT suggests having a few flexible cops on speed dial.  JT has used a few NYC cops that are "available for hire" a few times for those customers way past due.  The main benefit is guys with badges and guns get in anywhere, then they just tell the dude/gal in charge to "Write a check now, and if it bounces we'll nail you for check fraud."

Its a very nuclear approach, they always collect and they take 30%. But it isn't a bad resort if you were about to write it off anyway. Reduces bad debt to just the commission.

[Garnet]

Along with the catwalk and gym we will need a pub in the home office.  The Hooters girls will be hired for this department.

[Knightstalker]

Stalker says let the interviewing begin:

NFL

NBA

Knightstalker particularly likes the pose in number 7, number 9 is showing slight CT.  Knightstalker also thinks that the Mavericks cheerleaders uniform should be adopted for all female support staff to encourage team work and unity.

College

[Senor RedTackle]

Rolevio would like to put his name in for Head of Accounting.  Though make no mistakes, Rolevio plans on using no math he may of picked up in his engineering classes, that will be for talent that HR comes up with to staff the department.  Rolevio's specialty will be in collecting those that owe using methods reminiscint of Joe Pesci's scenes in Casino, with maybe a cattle prod added in to the mixture.  Rolevio can insure all clients pay within 30 days.  In order to do this job though, Rolevio will need a suit from Dawg's tailor made up that shows Rolevio means business when teh client sees him approach.  Rolevio would also like to request Shag carpetting in his office and a non-descript white van for collection purposes.

RT wishes to give accounting the heads up that due to his duties as VP of Marketing and Strategy for LL, INC, RT will require a hefty and open ended expense account which includes (but is not limited to) use of a private jet (G6, preferrably), country club membership, company Bentley, and other yet-to-be-determined perks that are required for RT to maintain a "proper executive appearance and lifestyle" while also allowing RT to do unofficial recruiting and other miscellaneous acts that carry out the LL,INC. mission statement.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker announces new career strategy![/size][/color]

Knightstalker is considering a career move.  Knightstalker is getting too old to be an hourly employee.  Knightstalker is embarking on his career advancement strategy immediately.  In the desire to become an IT director or Project Manager Stalker will now take the following steps to show his qualifications for management.
1.   Knightstalker will cease to do any relevant work, will arbitrarily creat deadlines and then not meet them.
2.   KS will only be found at Stalkers desk when eating or surfing the internet.
3.   KS will dedicate even more time to D3 Post Patterns, most specifically the LL pages as this is where all the sound and reasonable advice is provided.
4.   Knightstalker will always be unavailable for meeting because KS will create meetings in his outlook calendar for the entire work day with the exception of lunch and scheduled internet time.
5.   Knightstalker will reply to emails flagged urgent within 96 hours of receiving said emails.  All other emails may never be replied to.
6.   Knightstalker will immediately cease to listen to voice mail messages and will not clean them out thereby avoiding the risk of accidentally hearing a message.
7.   Knightstalker will start storing two fifths of Jack Daniels in his bottom desk drawer for crisis intervention.
Knightstalker would appreciate any other suggestions that would place him on the fast track to becoming an IT director and eventually if proper level of incompetence and complete lack of understanding of IT mission is achieved Knightstalker would become CIO.

[Senor RedTackle]

Stalker says let the interviewing begin:

NFL

NBA

Knightstalker particularly likes the pose in number 7, number 9 is showing slight CT.  Knightstalker also thinks that the Mavericks cheerleaders uniform should be adopted for all female support staff to encourage team work and unity.

College

While RT is lovestruck w/ the blonde (behind the chic in #15), he feels that LL,INC needs to require hairdoos of our female workers be similar in fashion to the chic in #9

[Knightstalker]

Stalker says let the interviewing begin:

NFL

NBA

Knightstalker particularly likes the pose in number 7, number 9 is showing slight CT.  Knightstalker also thinks that the Mavericks cheerleaders uniform should be adopted for all female support staff to encourage team work and unity.

College

While RT is lovestruck w/ the blonde (behind the chic in #15), he feels that LL,INC needs to require hairdoos of our female workers be similar in fashion to the chic in #9

Knightstalker applauds RT's taste in cheerleaders.  KS awards Karma for blonde behind other hot chick.

[Garnet]

If you like her, Garnet thinks you would like this one as well.