FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

One last thought...

Why does LD11 love Wilmington, North Carolina?

1.  He could afford a house
2.  The weather is beautiful
3.  He's minutes from the beach
4.  Girls are amazing
5.  People talk slow and aren't that smart.
6.  Michael Jordan grew up here.
And finally, the inspiration for this email...
7.  He can buy a nice fresh tin for $4...

In Boston LD11 paid up to $9 one time for a tin.  He was chewing Wolf and Rooster, and all kinds of nasty stuff. 

1 tin per week in Boston at ~$8/tin
$416/year
1 tin per week in NC at ~$4/tin
$208/year

That's 2 more nights LD11 can go out on the town this year.

['gro]

One last thought...

Why does LD11 love Wilmington, North Carolina?

1. He could afford a house
2. The weather is beautiful
3. He's minutes from the beach
4. Girls are amazing
5. People talk slow and aren't that smart.
6. Michael Jordan grew up here.
And finally, the inspiration for this email...
7. He can buy a nice fresh tin for $4...

In Boston LD11 paid up to $9 one time for a tin. He was chewing Wolf and Rooster, and all kinds of nasty stuff.

1 tin per week in Boston at ~$8/tin
$416/year
1 tin per week in NC at ~$4/tin
$208/year

That's 2 more nights LD11 can go out on the town this year.

#8 The 2 other RPI playa hatas (Gro & Reg) are within driving distance.

[Garnet]

The service guy from Robison Oil just left my house at 3:15am.  Garnet figured he might as well check the LL PP since he is up. 

LD11,  Garnet found a better way to lower his tin costs.  Quit.  Garnet has cut back on his usage.  Last tin purchased was for the car ride to the Shoes game. 

[Naked Nott Run]

NNR showed his students FSUcowgirl... NNR's students were afraid to standup for their presentations... haha

9th grade thugs with wood is a funny thing... MR P can I go to da bafroom yo?

[Senor RedTackle]

.........FLASH....LLC,INC NOW HIRING.....[/b] [/size] [/color]

OPEN POSITIONS:
- Head of Gaming
- Food and Beverage Director

LL, INC. is seeking two qualified candidates to fill the aforementioned positions. We are seeking self-motivated individuals with experience in the entertainment industry who are able to perform to the duties required.

Head of Gaming will be responsible for setting point spreads, over/unders, and running the overall sports book operation of LL,INC. The candidate will ensure that a fair and equitable environment exists for wagering and that LL,INC is a major force in the betting industry.

Requirements: strong analytical skills, good fashion sense, a keen perception of the nuances of society, nice trapezoids

Director of Food and Beverage will be responsible for maintaining that members of LLC,INC stay current in the latest trends to please the palate. The Director will stay active in the bar/restaurant scene, as well as keep current with the goings-on of college parties to make sure that LLC,INC has the latest recipies for its events (ie, Carbombs, etc).

Requirements: thirst&appetite, social skills, ability to get smashed and maintain an appearance

LL,INC is an Equal Opportunity Employer and does not discriminate on the basis of bicep size or degree of male pattern baldness

All applications will be submitted to the LL,INC director of HR (do we have one of those??)

[Apple Jack]

One last thought...

Why does LD11 love Wilmington, North Carolina?

1.  He could afford a house
2.  The weather is beautiful
3.  He's minutes from the beach
4.  Girls are amazing
5.  People talk slow and aren't that smart.
6.  Michael Jordan grew up here.
And finally, the inspiration for this email...
7.  He can buy a nice fresh tin for $4...

In Boston LD11 paid up to $9 one time for a tin.  He was chewing Wolf and Rooster, and all kinds of nasty stuff. 

1 tin per week in Boston at ~$8/tin
$416/year
1 tin per week in NC at ~$4/tin
$208/year

That's 2 more nights LD11 can go out on the town this year.

Why does AJ suddenly have the urge to throw in a lipper at work......

Word of the day

Ventose:  /ven TOSE/ adjective : Verbally flatulent, full of pomp, conciet, and bombast. 


Might be used to describe a certain coaches recruiting techniques in the capital region

['gro]

 GRO BRINGS BFS PHILOSOPHY TO THE OFFICE...  [/b]

The physical shape of my co-workers (unfortunately Gro included) is a disgrace. Gro's position in this company allows him to make some 'process changes' at his discretion. Therefore, the standard operating procedures manual has been revised... including, but not limited to the following:

1. Office workstations will be modified to include a cybex squat rack and all chairs will be replaced with BFS approved boxes. Employees are to do 3 sets of box squats every 2 hours 12-10-8 @ 60-65-70% of their 1 rep max. It is also required that employees do a set of power cleans before they use the copy machine, and a set of towel bench before sending or receiving faxes.

2. Walking is no longer permitted on company property. Deep lunges, power skips, high knees, crab walks, and goose steps only.

3. All water fountains will have their supply fortified with creatine monohydrate.

4. Wednesday is "BIG NECKS"

5. Proper attire will be under armour, nike dri-fit, or an approved substitute. All employees will undergo a screening to determine the tightness level of their attire. Screening of the girl in accounting will be handled by Gro himself.

6. Weigh ins, fitness exams, and 1 rep max's will be conducted quarterly and will determine the amount of qty bonus.

[UNION 82]

One last thought...

Why does LD11 love Wilmington, North Carolina?

1.  He could afford a house
2.  The weather is beautiful
3.  He's minutes from the beach
4.  Girls are amazing
5.  People talk slow and aren't that smart.
6.  Michael Jordan grew up here.
And finally, the inspiration for this email...
7.  He can buy a nice fresh tin for $4...

In Boston LD11 paid up to $9 one time for a tin.  He was chewing Wolf and Rooster, and all kinds of nasty stuff. 

1 tin per week in Boston at ~$8/tin
$416/year
1 tin per week in NC at ~$4/tin
$208/year

That's 2 more nights LD11 can go out on the town this year.

Why does UNION 82 live in Freehold, NY?

A tin of Grizzly is $1.89-$2.40 in the Catskills.
Skoal is a little over $4.00.
House values are rising quickly, good thing U-82
bought in 1994.
The weather is good from May-November.
You get to plow your driveway for 4-5 months.
One is minutes from the mountains.
Girls? Some nice ones vacation here May-August.
People talk slow, and aren't that smart.
Many Irish pubs, seasonal bars.
Taxes are high.
Only 1+ hour to Union and/or RPI.
You can get the Mets and the Rangers on the dish.

Since UNION 82 is married, and quit drinking, I guess UNION 82 lives here for the cheap chew,
and the mountains.

There is nothing like yodelling off of the mountains, with some fresh chew up against your gums.
Its good to see the LL board thriving.

[Regulator]

LLPP White Elephant or Secret Santa gift exchange

Who can make this happen?


 

['gro]

LLPP White Elephant or Secret Santa gift exchange
Who can make this happen?

I want the iPod

[lewdogg11]

Regulator got the truffle shuffle?  AMAZING!!!  That's gonna be tough to beat.  +1 mr Reg

['gro]

a few more post Reg and you'll be dishing out the K like the lunch lady dishes out sloppy joes.

Git'R'Done

[UNION 82]

Check yall later. UNION 82 has to go buy some chew. (Snow storm coming tonight).

Also, UNION 82 is running slightly late for 10:00 AM
yodelling club meeting.

[Garnet]

LLPP White Elephant or Secret Santa gift exchange
Who can make this happen?

I want the iPod

Garnet thinks any one of these would make a nice gift.

http://www.amaginations.com/portfolio.asp
above link may be NSFW

[dewcrew88]

.........FLASH....LLC,INC NOW HIRING.....[/b] [/size] [/color]

OPEN POSITIONS:
- Head of Gaming
- Food and Beverage Director

LL, INC. is seeking two qualified candidates to fill the aforementioned positions. We are seeking self-motivated individuals with experience in the entertainment industry who are able to perform to the duties required.

Head of Gaming will be responsible for setting point spreads, over/unders, and running the overall sports book operation of LL,INC. The candidate will ensure that a fair and equitable environment exists for wagering and that LL,INC is a major force in the betting industry.

Requirements: strong analytical skills, good fashion sense, a keen perception of the nuances of society, nice trapezoids

Director of Food and Beverage will be responsible for maintaining that members of LLC,INC stay current in the latest trends to please the palate. The Director will stay active in the bar/restaurant scene, as well as keep current with the goings-on of college parties to make sure that LLC,INC has the latest recipies for its events (ie, Carbombs, etc).

Requirements: thirst&appetite, social skills, ability to get smashed and maintain an appearance

LL,INC is an Equal Opportunity Employer and does not discriminate on the basis of bicep size or degree of male pattern baldness

All applications will be submitted to the LL,INC director of HR (do we have one of those??)

Dear RedTackle,
I would like to apply for the Head of Gaming position listed on d3football.com.
I feel that I am qualified for the position because of my passion for sports and my ability to play in 4 fantasy leagues  (2 football, 1 basketball and 1 hockey) at the same time.

I usually do not gamble myself with the over/unders, parlays  and such, but I can do a fine job in making sure that all of the other LLPPers and others continue to throw money at the board, no matter how bad the bet may appear.

I would plan to make sure that non-game wagers were also on the board, such as:
--Odds that T.O. gets on the news for doing something stupid before the end of 2005
-- Odds that LD11 will break even betting on Iona and other assorted MAAC basketball teams.
-- Odds that Gro can hook up with the girls from accounting and HR.

I have a strong fashion sense, rocking the sweater today at my current place of employment, and strong analytical skills. I have nice trapezoids, along with some good squares, triangles, and some excellent circles.

My salary is negotiable.

I can be reached via e-mail.

Thank you for your time,
Budcrew08