FB: Liberty League

[JT]

JT has been looking over the floor plans of the LLPP complex.  JT has told the Architects to create one floor completely dedicated to individual executive washrooms for all the founding members.  Washroom will be completely decked out with luxury baths replete with "wash girls" ala "Coming to America" style.  Included will be a full bar and all the requisite pimpin materials like sex panther cologne and the Cliff Notes version of Mackin Ho's.

[BobbyBoucher]

Garnet

THanks for spreading the holiday cheer!!

[Knightstalker]

.........FLASH....LLC,INC NOW HIRING.....[/b] [/size] [/color]

OPEN POSITIONS:
- Head of Gaming
- Food and Beverage Director

LL, INC. is seeking two qualified candidates to fill the aforementioned positions. We are seeking self-motivated individuals with experience in the entertainment industry who are able to perform to the duties required.

Head of Gaming will be responsible for setting point spreads, over/unders, and running the overall sports book operation of LL,INC. The candidate will ensure that a fair and equitable environment exists for wagering and that LL,INC is a major force in the betting industry.

Requirements: strong analytical skills, good fashion sense, a keen perception of the nuances of society, nice trapezoids

Director of Food and Beverage will be responsible for maintaining that members of LLC,INC stay current in the latest trends to please the palate. The Director will stay active in the bar/restaurant scene, as well as keep current with the goings-on of college parties to make sure that LLC,INC has the latest recipies for its events (ie, Carbombs, etc).

Requirements: thirst&appetite, social skills, ability to get smashed and maintain an appearance

LL,INC is an Equal Opportunity Employer and does not discriminate on the basis of bicep size or degree of male pattern baldness

All applications will be submitted to the LL,INC director of HR (do we have one of those??)

Dear RedTackle,
I would like to apply for the Head of Gaming position listed on d3football.com.
I feel that I am qualified for the position because of my passion for sports and my ability to play in 4 fantasy leagues  (2 football, 1 basketball and 1 hockey) at the same time.

I usually do not gamble myself with the over/unders, parlays  and such, but I can do a fine job in making sure that all of the other LLPPers and others continue to throw money at the board, no matter how bad the bet may appear.

I would plan to make sure that non-game wagers were also on the board, such as:
--Odds that T.O. gets on the news for doing something stupid before the end of 2005
-- Odds that LD11 will break even betting on Iona and other assorted MAAC basketball teams.
-- Odds that Gro can hook up with the girls from accounting and HR.

I have a strong fashion sense, rocking the sweater today at my current place of employment, and strong analytical skills. I have nice trapezoids, along with some good squares, triangles, and some excellent circles.

My salary is negotiable.

I can be reached via e-mail.

Thank you for you time,
Budcrew08

Knightstalker would like to apply for the position of Food and Beverage director.  Knightstalker has been a proponent of Drunkeness and gluttony for most of his adult life.  Knightstalker believes in drinking the best whiskey, ensuring that all founding member office humidors are stocked with Cubans and other assorted fine cigars.  Knightstalker would also spare no expense in bringing in the best chefs from around the world to lend their expertise to deepfrying their finest dishes.  Each founding member office will have a balcony with a deep fryer with enough capacity for a large turkey.  There will also be a Kegarator on each balcony in the likeness of each founding members favorite celebrity, porn star or cartoon charactor.

I may be contacted via post patterns or email.

Salary is negotiable

[Knightstalker]

JT has been looking over the floor plans of the LLPP complex.  JT has told the Architects to create one floor completely dedicated to individual executive washrooms for all the founding members.  Washroom will be completely decked out with luxury baths replete with "wash girls" ala "Coming to America" style.  Included will be a full bar and all the requisite pimpin materials like sex panther cologne and the Cliff Notes version of Mackin Ho's.

Knightstalker thinks that we need a version of Mackin Ho's on tape.  Knightstalker nominates LD11 and Gro to be the voices of "The Mackin Ho's Book on Tape."

Knightstalker also thinks that a "Mackin Ho's" instructional video/DVD needs to be made and should be part of the LL PP Inc's sexual harassament training policy.

[Garnet]

Garnet has received a resume from each of these fine applicants.



They have all been hired. Positions will be dtermnined at a later date. Garnet just wanted to get them on the payroll.

['gro]

LLPP, INC's IT network will include a server capable of holding (insert very large latin prefix)Gig's of illegally downloaded music files donated by our employees.

Gro went on a limewire bender last night, scooping up almost a Gig of music with everything from Raekwon to Johnny Cash.

['gro]

They have all been hired. Positions will be dtermnined at a later date. Garnet just wanted to get them on the payroll.

even though the pic didn't work, Gro like's Garnet's HR style. It's just like gym class. Doesn't matter what sport you're playing... you want the best athletes on your team. You pick the cream of the crop and let them fall into position.

[Garnet]

They have all been hired. Positions will be dtermnined at a later date. Garnet just wanted to get them on the payroll.

even though the pic didn't work, Gro like's Garnet's HR style. It's just like gym class. Doesn't matter what sport you're playing... you want the best athletes on your team. You pick the cream of the crop and let them fall into position.

Garnet can see the picture in the preview and on PP.  Maybe this will help.
http://community.webshots.com/photo/493955602/493974328Pcinkn

[Naked Nott Run]

What NNR initially thought was going to be a SBD fart ended up soiling his pants with the ultimate shart... ONLY PROBLEM...

NNR had to teach another hour and had no way of getting a staff member to relieve him...

NNR has since cleaned his underware the best he could...STILL FEELING GROSS...

IN NEED OF A COLD SHOWER!

['gro]

NNR might want to look into his eating habits... maybe add a little fiber... try to hold things together in there.

[Touchdown Tommy]

This girl looks quite delicate with her right hand too...

[dewcrew88]

If pictures of hot, semi-naked chicks are going to be posted on LLPP, please either link them or put some kind of NSFW description. I just don't need to be canned because my bosses think I'm looking at dirty pictures on company time.

Thank you.

P.S. I do enjoy the hot, semi-naked chicks, don't get me wrong.

[Touchdown Tommy]

BC08,

Bus believes you obviously either don't have a cushy job where you can use Post Patterns at will all day long OR you haven't been briefed by Holladawg, LD11, or 'Gro on the intricacies of avoiding said boss or the boss' boss in the workplace. 

[dewcrew88]

BC08,

Bus believes you obviously either don't have a cushy job where you can use Post Patterns at will all day long OR you haven't been briefed by Holladawg, LD11, or 'Gro on the intricacies of avoiding said boss or the boss' boss in the workplace. 

It's a little bit of both, Bus. I can use PP most of the time, but I actually have to work occasionally. 

Also, avoiding said boss is fairly difficult, as one of them is seated directly behind me (in an non-cubicle environment), making it tough to use at some times during the day.

[Pat Coleman]

If pictures of hot, semi-naked chicks are going to be posted on LLPP, please either link them or put some kind of NSFW description. I just don't need to be canned because my bosses think I'm looking at dirty pictures on company time.

Agreed, 100%.