FB: Liberty League

[Senor RedTackle]

.........FLASH....LLC,INC NOW HIRING.....[/b] [/size] [/color]

OPEN POSITIONS:
- Head of Gaming
- Food and Beverage Director

LL, INC. is seeking two qualified candidates to fill the aforementioned positions. We are seeking self-motivated individuals with experience in the entertainment industry who are able to perform to the duties required.

Head of Gaming will be responsible for setting point spreads, over/unders, and running the overall sports book operation of LL,INC. The candidate will ensure that a fair and equitable environment exists for wagering and that LL,INC is a major force in the betting industry.

Requirements: strong analytical skills, good fashion sense, a keen perception of the nuances of society, nice trapezoids

Director of Food and Beverage will be responsible for maintaining that members of LLC,INC stay current in the latest trends to please the palate. The Director will stay active in the bar/restaurant scene, as well as keep current with the goings-on of college parties to make sure that LLC,INC has the latest recipies for its events (ie, Carbombs, etc).

Requirements: thirst&appetite, social skills, ability to get smashed and maintain an appearance

LL,INC is an Equal Opportunity Employer and does not discriminate on the basis of bicep size or degree of male pattern baldness

All applications will be submitted to the LL,INC director of HR (do we have one of those??)

Dear RedTackle,
I would like to apply for the Head of Gaming position listed on d3football.com.
I feel that I am qualified for the position because of my passion for sports and my ability to play in 4 fantasy leagues  (2 football, 1 basketball and 1 hockey) at the same time.

I usually do not gamble myself with the over/unders, parlays  and such, but I can do a fine job in making sure that all of the other LLPPers and others continue to throw money at the board, no matter how bad the bet may appear.

I would plan to make sure that non-game wagers were also on the board, such as:
--Odds that T.O. gets on the news for doing something stupid before the end of 2005
-- Odds that LD11 will break even betting on Iona and other assorted MAAC basketball teams.
-- Odds that Gro can hook up with the girls from accounting and HR.

I have a strong fashion sense, rocking the sweater today at my current place of employment, and strong analytical skills. I have nice trapezoids, along with some good squares, triangles, and some excellent circles.

My salary is negotiable.

I can be reached via e-mail.

Thank you for your time,
Budcrew08

....<please do not reply to this address..this is an automated response>....

Dear Sir/Madame,

Thank you for applying for the position of Head of Gaming. We have received your application and will be placed in review along with the other applications we receive at LL,INC. While we can't guarantee we will be able to respond, we will keep your application on file for 12 months and if a position becomes available that matches your skillset, we will be in contact.

Regards,
HR

[Knightstalker]

COMPANY XMAS PARTY, 9 DAYS AND COUNTING...
Gro's been with the new employer since mid September and now gets a dose of everyone's favorite... the company holiday party. Apparently its a classy affair - suit and tie required - in downtown chatt.

For that reason, Gro will be rolling to this event solo. While gro has already established a few groupies in Chatt town, he is uncertain about bring some random hoochie to a work party.

cool or uncool? Gro seeks the wisdom of the LLPP council.

Seeing that the party is in Chattahochy shouldn't you actually bring your sister, first cousin or mother as your date?  Last time Knightstalker was in TN he almost got arrested for dating someone he was not related to.

Knightstalker, since you're in NJ, do you bring your dirtiest, poop stained undies, fattest gold chain, and empty the hair grease for your Xmas party?

Knightstalker doesn't need those things, he is not from Bayonne.

[Senor RedTackle]

Pat probably does a daily 'cleansing' of the LL board

Pat gives PP a daily high-colonic

['gro]

My Dogs... LD and HD

Thanks both for the timely and enlightening repsonses. Gro will take notes from both and incorporate them into his gameplan for 12/17. Gro couldn't agree more that this is the time to let the co-workers know that Gro is money. He's the life of the party, but he's not trying to be...

After a flawless performance of running game, making jokes, and just overall being the man... gro will have nothing left to do except give the 'Michael Jordan shoulder shrug' gesture to fortify his position in company history.

[Garnet]

'Gro,
In order to keep your options open, you must attend the party solo.

LD11 has given some great advice on how to conduct yourself.

Have fun.  Bring home some good stories to share with your fellow PPers.

['gro]

Gro will have the play card w/ audibles taped to his wrist.

1. Accounting girl shows up w/ date... mack it to sales reps and customer service.
2. People start leaving at 9pm... rally the true drinkers and hit the bars.
3. everyone bails... contact chattahoochie's

[Regulator]

You doods are WAAAAY off.
You must not know the power of bringing another female into the mix to get "the other girl" sweating you like a <insert nasty descriptor here>

This philosophy is a cousin of the "when it rains it pours" when your are on a roll with the ladies.

You put your arm around Girl 1 while letting girl 2 see you checking out her (  I  ) goods and just happen to run into her whne you go to get a drink.

Cha ching

['gro]

Gro sees your point and he's worked that angle before (just last weekend). But it was previously stated that the chattahoocies might bring down Gro's status in the office by commiting a party foul and Gro does not want to assume that risk. In going solo, you start at zero and build your game from there.

The goal for 06 is to be recognized by my co-workers as playa #1... in essence to become their Lewdogg... someone they can come to for mentoring. Gro will have to side with LD and Holla in their decision that rolling solo with provide the most long term value to Gro's young career.

Anyhow... last time Gro went to an office party he ended up making out with a co-workers daughter... only to be caught by the mother herself!

[Knightstalker]

Gro sees your point and he's worked that angle before (just last weekend). But it was previously stated that the chattahoocies might bring down Gro's status in the office by commiting a party foul and Gro does not want to assume that risk. In going solo, you start at zero and build your game from there.

The goal for 06 is to be recognized by my co-workers as playa #1... in essence to become their Lewdogg... someone they can come to for mentoring. Gro will have to side with LD and Holla in their decision that rolling solo with provide the most long term value to Gro's young career.

Anyhow... last time Gro went to an office party he ended up making out with a co-workers daughter... only to be caught by the mother herself!

Knightstalker wants to know if Gro Macked the mama ho and scored on both ends of a double header?

['gro]

no dice KS, ma dukes wasn't working it like her offspring... and Gro forgot to mention that's also when he had a friend w/ benefits in the office too... and when she found out about the makeout session... all h-e double hockey sticks broke out at that party.  very embarassing.

[Touchdown Tommy]

Anyhow... last time Gro went to an office party he ended up making out with a co-workers daughter... only to be caught by the mother herself!

Bus nearly pissed his pants when he read this.  Simply brilliant 'Gro.  Make the LLPP Legends proud this year.  Bus learned a long time ago that the ladies are vulnerable and highly emotional during the holiday season.  Take advantage of this fellas.  Review the latest edition of Mackin' Ho's and bring your A game to all social settings.

FYI: Wedding rings are HIGHLY overrated at this time of year...

[union89]

no dice KS, ma dukes wasn't working it like her offspring... and Gro forgot to mention that's also when he had a friend w/ benefits in the office too... and when she found out about the makeout session... all h-e double hockey sticks broke out at that party. very embarassing.

Kind of a catch22.....could be a tough first impression with the ladies, but all the doods probably saw a solid wing-man....free car bombs either way...

[union89]

No joke....Union89 is bringing a pharma rep with big giant implants to his company christmas party on Saturday...again some will be haters, while others will be like..."Dude, does she perform the 'Reverse Spider' with the lights on or off??"

[Regulator]

No joke....Union89 is bringing a pharma rep with big giant implants to his company christmas party on Saturday...again some will be haters, while others will be like..."Dude, does she perform the 'Reverse Spider' with the lights on or off??"

Regulator just busted out laughing and spit kiwi strawberry crystal light all over his screen!!!!

Psuedo Karma for you!!!

[RowanTexan]

Late word from a reliable source- Flu bug has hit the Cavs

TAKE THE NETS TONITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CK

"BANK THIS ONE"