FB: Liberty League

[Garnet]

U89,
Karmanesty to you on the spider thing.  Don't know what it is but Garnet likes the sound of it.

[Garnet]

A GIS for 'reverse spider' brings up this image.



Garnet now can picture what U89 is talking about.

['gro]

BREAKING NEWS   DUBYA SEEN AT LLPP, INC. FUND RAISER
Current president George W. Bush has just boarded Air Force One after a 3 hour meeting in Atlanta, GA with the founding members of a newly formed company named "LLPP, INC". Our research team could not find any historical or personel records for this company... but did see a phone number on one of many flyers scattered around Atlanta. Our calls were not immediated answered but later a person who would only give his name as "Holladawg" called us back at the station and said, "who dis? Listen Dawgs a little busy here getting G dubs fitted for his playa suit Dawg's gonna have to holla back".

President Bush has scheduled a press conference for 2pm Friday to announce a restructuring of the 2006 budget to increase funding and tax breaks for LLPP, INC.


Pres Bush seen today at Atlanta Hartsfield Airport. He would later hold up a CD and say, "Lewdogg11 hooked me up... "Air Force Ones".. get it?  heh heh heh"

['gro]

Gro found that pic in a GIS search for 'pimp'... props to whoever did the actual photoshop. Gro's phone is blowing up so Gro must venture out in the pouring rain and explore more of chatt town.

[Touchdown Tommy]

'Gro,

Bus is wondering if you bought one of those lots near Chattanooga that Chips' Erik Estrada has been pushing in those real estate infomercials.  They look too good to be true but I bet you could build quite the Pimp Palace. 

[union89]

A GIS for 'reverse spider' brings up this image.



Garnet now can picture what U89 is talking about.

Garnet, exactly....k to you for sharing with the team!!  As you can see....little exertion from Union89 with MAJOR flexability points from Big Implant temp-Girlfriend (BIG for short to offset WTFF).

[Regulator]

Aubrey- Absolutely
Wynetta- Shes ok
Shannon- NO WAY, but she was a sleeper the whole show
DAWN- Not regs best choice
Andrea- Reg thinks she needed to make it....even though she is not good looking and can't sing that well.

Some comments on the other girls-

Who was that other white chick with brown hair...the looker?  She was a star.

Denosh is the 22 year old Ohmorosa....just plain evil.  If he picked her, it would have been like making of the band part 2.

I really think they needed Domonique.  She had a voice that would make a wolverine purrr.  Plus, you keep her on the treadmill for 4 hours a day and eventually she would look average.

Way to go diddy, you lose again.

REGULATOR FOR Making of the Band part 4...."I got a problem solver and his name is revolver"

[union89]

Ahhhhhight....no one else wants to say it....Union89 will!!!

STOP!!!  You fools are bringing us to H-Mo city and Union89 has to step in.....

Union89 could deal with the MTV Challenges and talk of folks involved....but damn CUT THE ****....this is like BIZZZZZZARO Land!!!!  'Makin' the f'in' Band'??  At first U89 thought it was a joke...now realizing you fools might be serious.......STOP!!!

Go to some Metrosexual Blog in DJAC to talk about 'Making the Band'......this is embarassing.....

[Naked Nott Run]

LL representin in the EAST all region team

[Knightstalker]

Ahhhhhight....no one else wants to say it....Union89 will!!!

STOP!!!  You fools are bringing us to H-Mo city and Union89 has to step in.....

Union89 could deal with the MTV Challenges and talk of folks involved....but damn CUT THE ****....this is like BIZZZZZZARO Land!!!!  'Makin' the f'in' Band'??  At first U89 thought it was a joke...now realizing you fools might be serious.......STOP!!!

Go to some Metrosexual Blog in DJAC to talk about 'Making the Band'......this is embarassing.....

No Metrosexuals in the DJAC, they are all in hoboken or manhattan.

Union running back offensive player of the year, Ariciandiano (sp), both East region players of the year on Offense and Defense are upstaters and juniors.  Hass from Cortland d-player of the year.  Good job.

[Regulator]

U89-

If you could have only seen the heart to heart that Aubrey and Andrea had before Diddy made his cuts, you would have a different tone on this subject.

The emotion....the Sincerety...THE LOVE!!!!!

OK, now back to more manly stuff.....like cars and sleazy women.

['gro]

Gro just rolled into work a full 40min late... smelling of booze, smoke, and womens underpants.

[Regulator]

Gro just rolled into work a full 40min late... smelling of booze, smoke, and womens underpants.

It sounds like Gro is in love!!!

['gro]

You know what Gro is? 230 pounds of useless today... hung-ovah and sleep deprived, gro will attempt to chronicle this challengin day ahead on PP.

1st order of bidness... it's friday, and we have ordered breakfast from Mickey D's.

[Senor RedTackle]

4" of snow since 6am and RT is pleasantly ensconced in his bed, sporting the lucky boxers, laptop in hand, AOL Radio kickin....gonna be one hella of a 'snow day'. LL,INC will receive the full attention of it's senior VP of marketing and strategy.

RT was out in downtown Albany last night, macking at the new steakhouse (677 Prime) working the room w/ his finest threads on. RT pleasantly surprised and refreshed by the scene...all Cougars on the prowl looking for some young studs who don't need Viagra or aren't at risk of heart falure during carnal relations. RT now accepting feedback on older women........


Although RT isn't in HR, he does wish to refresh memebers of LL,INC of some dress code etiquette for our offices...

Are You Too Sexy For Your Job?
CareerBuilder.com.
Warning: Too much cleavage can be hazardous to your career. This past year brought us two high-profile cases involving women who were deemed too sexy for their jobs.

Harvard librarian Desiree Goodwin, who holds two advanced degrees from Cornell University, charged that she was passed over for promotion 16 times because of her attire and physical attractiveness. Goodwin claimed the jobs she sought were given to women with less experience and education and that a supervisor told her she was perceived as a "pretty girl" who wore "sexy outfits."

Meanwhile, on the shores of the Adriatic Sea, Caterina Bonci, a Roman Catholic religion teacher, said she was fired from her job at a state-run school for being too sexy. (The school principal said both parents and teachers complained about her high hemlines and ample d_¨colletage.)

"In the 14 years I had this job, I have always been attacked by my female colleagues and the rest of the staff because of my attractiveness," Bonci was quoted saying in the Italian media.

"And if you consider that at our parent-teacher meetings it was always the fathers who came to see me, one can see why I have so often been at the center of attention and a target of gossip."

Bonci failed to win her job back; Goodwin not only lost her civil case, but also received a bill for Harvard's legal costs.

Fair or not, courts around the country are upholding employers' rights to ban "sexy" dressing in the workplace. Just how do the courts define "sexy?" According to Eric Matusewitch, deputy director of the New York City Equal Employment Practices Commission, the courts consider "sexy" attire to be clothing that is particularly revealing and of extreme fit, as well as excessive use of makeup.

To those who argue that this discriminates against women, Matusewitch replies, "The code applies equally to both sexes. So, if employers require men to dress conservatively, they can require women to avoid tight, flashy and revealing outfits as well."

But forget legalities. The cases of Goodwin and Bonci illustrate what career experts have always known: Dressing provocatively is a surefire way to sabotage your credibility at the office.

"If you flaunt your figure in a professional setting, colleagues and clients may question your judgment or make unflattering assumptions about your character," warns Susan RoAne, lecturer, author and business etiquette expert, who adds that several clients have sought her advice on how to inform employees that their revealing attire detracts from the company's image.

"After all, who wants to entrust their child to a teacher who dresses as if she'd rather be clubbing or invest their money with a financial planner who looks like she should be swinging from a strippers' pole?"

With the current "skin is in" fashions and the media full of images that suggest provocative dress is acceptable -- even desirable -- in the workplace, how can you make sure you don't cross the line? Here are some guidelines:

Skirts: Too little is too much. Skirt lengths should be no more than one hand-width above the knee.

Tops: Make sure there is at least one-inch of room between body and fabric and that it is long enough to conceal your midriff. Stomach, breasts, back and shoulders should be covered. Fabric should not be overly sheer and a bra should be worn (with no straps revealed).

Dresses: No halter tops or cleavage-baring necklines. Avoid overly snug fits. Hemlines should hit no more than one hand-width above the knee.

Pants: Shun overly tight or hip-hugger pants that expose the midriff. Stick with neutral colors.

Shoes: Heels should be no higher than two inches; toe should be closed. Avoid strappy styles, bright colors and patterns.

Hair: Keep your hair sleek and off your face. Avoid the teased, over-processed look.

Makeup: Keep it clean and natural. Avoid heavy eyeliner or evening lipsticks.


"Clothing and appearance are visual shorthand," RoAne concludes. "The point is to be noticed for your business skills, not your short skirts or push-up bra.

"If you want a job, dress the part. If you want to show off your body... well, that's what your free time is for."

Copyright 2005 CareerBuilder.com.