FB: Liberty League

[Apple Jack]

RT was out in downtown Albany last night, macking at the new steakhouse (677 Prime) working the room w/ his finest threads on. RT pleasantly surprised and refreshed by the scene...all Cougars on the prowl looking for some young studs who don't need Viagra or aren't at risk of heart falure during carnal relations. RT now accepting feedback on older women........

Looks like RT was screwed then.....

[Senor RedTackle]

He has since ordered a 1pm meeting with himself, the Dawg, the snitch secretary, the hot chick from HR, & a person to be named later. 

Dawg...said "player to be named later" is none other than your corporate white knight, Redtackle. RT received a call late last night from said boss' boss, who was unsure of how to handle the situation so he figured he'd bring in some outside consulting to help w/ tricky personnel situations.

Fortunately for you, he decided to tap an insightful, savvy, and wise resource .....RT. Boss had learned of RT's reputation from the work RT did w/ the Minnesota Vikings cruise and how he helped clean that mess up.

['gro]

UPDATE - BREFFAST IS SERVED
Gro just ate a sausage biscuit in .78 seconds, regrets not ordering more. Gro will now take the entire coffee pot from the break room and sit it on his desk.

the good news: Gro has web based training from 1p-5p today so he shouldn't be bothered anytime after lunch. he can shut the door to his office and cruise through the rest of the day, with PP of course.

the bad news: Gro must finish usual workload by 1p. Current progress... 0%.

[Garnet]

He has since ordered a 1pm meeting with himself, the Dawg, the snitch secretary, the hot chick from HR, & a person to be named later.

Garnet can see this turning into a Penthouse Forum letter.

....I never thought this would happen to me but the other day I was summoned into a meeting with the boss.  His secretary and the hot chick from HR were in the meeting.  The hot chick from HR commented on my sweet threads and then she dropped to her knees.....

/to be continued by the other LL PPers

[dewcrew88]

UPDATE - BREFFAST IS SERVED
Gro just ate a sausage biscuit in .78 seconds, regrets not ordering more. Gro will now take the entire coffee pot from the break room and sit it on his desk.

the good news: Gro has web based training from 1p-5p today so he shouldn't be bothered anytime after lunch. he can shut the door to his office and cruise through the rest of the day, with PP of course.

the bad news: Gro must finish usual workload by 1p. Current progress... 0%.

It's Friday and there is 6 inches of snow on the ground here in Central New York, so I can definitely agreed with the part listed in bold above.

[Knightstalker]

Dawg gets karma raised to an even 80 for "Gaseous Clay."

Knightstalker finally got to work about 10:00 after shoveling at home.  Knightstalker is one of maybe three people in his section of the IT department.  KS is utilizing the time for "research".

['gro]

Karma all around, Gro may be still buzzed from last night.

Total Progress 0%
time it would take to complete req'd daily tasks then coast through rest of the day... 60-90min

almost lunch time...

[Regulator]

Bad luck would have it the hot chick from HR came into the Dawg's office about 10 minutes after Gaseous Clay delivered said hot package and she thought the Dawg did it.  Gaseous Clay is the only guy the boss's boss can use in the meeting to turn the hot chick from HR away from the Dawg.  Big sigh of relief from the Dawg.  Thanks RT.

Tell me the same thing didn't happen to the regulator back in the day.

Scenario- Reg is a poor intern doing web page conversion when the dood he shares the office with (actually I sat outside his office) must have had 10 onion and garlic clove sandwiches for dinner last night, not showered and then ran to work the next morning forgetting to put on deoderant.  Reg had a desk outside this guys' office.

Guy leaves, leaving a trail of white and yellow streaks like you see in cartoons when something smells....wouldn't you know that the VP of the entire Business is on a plant tour with the HR lady I worked for and she wanted to introduce me!!!!

You could see the look on his face as soon as he turned the corner.....
Kind of the what the......?

What should regulator have done?
Does he herb out the onion & garlic guy?
Does Reg say, "man someone must have had onions for lunch?
Does reg grin and bear it, known as the stinky guy?

Fate would have it, that the HR lady tried to take the VP into stinky guys' office.....and must have know the origin of said scent.

Intern 1
Stinky Guy -2

[Garnet]

Reg,
Karma for you.  Garnet likes the Gary Coleman waving animation.   

Some fate the cast from that show ended up having!

[Garnet]

Speaking of Diff'rent Strokes....

you ever play the lesser of two evils game?

example.

Who would you rather hook up with?

a) Mrs. Garrett from Diff'rent Strokes
b) Alice from the Brady Bunch

['gro]

haha nice story Reg.

We had this engineer from france (a frencheneer?) stay with us for over 2 weeks at my last job. This cat stunk to high heaven on day 1. He wore the same white t shirt -- which became progressively yellow and grey -- every day. no lie he could stink up an entire room and it would linger for hours.

['gro]

Who would you rather hook up with?
a) Mrs. Garrett from Diff'rent Strokes
b) Alice from the Brady Bunch

Alice: backyard's banging like a biscuit.

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker used to work with a Pakistani programmer who smelled like a goat with extra BO.

[Senor RedTackle]

Speaking of Diff'rent Strokes....

you ever play the lesser of two evils game?

example.

Who would you rather hook up with?

a) Mrs. Garrett from Diff'rent Strokes
b) Alice from the Brady Bunch

Karama to Garnet for pulling out one of RT's all-time favorite games!!!!

Ok...RT good at this. Let's open up the bidding with:

Would you rather

1) spend a year with 10 empty beer bottles stuck to the tips of your hands
2) spend a year with 2 empty metal buckets stuck on your feet?

[Garnet]

Garnet would go with the buckets as well.  This scenario would leave the hands free to post on the LL board!