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Quote from: LewDogg11 on March 06, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
73 degrees, sunny, and glassy waves coming in...sounds like a beach trip for lunch today...

nice...pbr is still in full on ski mode for the month of march a few more days on the slopes and april 1 pbr switches over to summer mode and gets the sticks waxed for the summer. although a nice margarita on the beach sounds nice right about now....

ahhh...pbr could look at this all day....

http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u360/DOWORK_2008/SextRearNakedChoke.jpg

PBR...

the proverbial jack daniels drinking lamp is lit... dvc wrestlers 6-0 at national championships going on right now all are in the quarterfinals starting in 30 minutes. semis/finals streamed live tomorrow on ncaa website.


Senor RedTackle

RT's penny-stock tip of the quarter...Satyam Corp (SAY on NYSE).  Indian IT outsourcing company with solid book of customers. Significantly undervalued ($1.50/share down from $30 in May'08...should fall back around $5-10/share by end of '09) due to recent accounting scandal but have cleaned house and are a perfect fit for acquisition by IBM. IBM's largest growth has been in Indian over the last couple of years as they've moved alot of jobs offshore. IBM is trying to get more into the outsourcing business and India is a big hotbed for this.

Check out the article the other day...RT bought in about 2 weeks ago and there's still time for LLPP to jump on this one!!

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ibd/20090307/bs_ibd_ibd/20090306tech01


mattvsmith

Fellas,

The Rev is now in Hotlanta, but it's not very hot.  The drive from Yuma, AZ to Las Cruces, NM went smoothly.  The drive from Las Cruces, NM to Marshall, TX was a 14 hour marathon.  The Rev nearly soiled himself, but mercifully found a rest stop in Texas that was remarkably clean.  When The Rev was done, a crowd wished him well as he continued the journey.

Today The Rev made a rather pleasant trip from Marshall, TX to Atlanta.  Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama are very pretty states.  The Rev is a big fan of the Deep South.  It helps that The Rev is quite fond of the Dirrrrty South school of rap.

Now The Rev is hanging out in his hotel room watching a show on Discovery Channel about the role body odor plays in reproduction.  Now The Rev is very conscious that he needs to jog like crazy when he gets in-country in order to sweat out the smell of beef.  It really turns Koreans off.  After a couple weeks of heavy sweating and eating kimchi, The Rev will put his scent out there.  It may require pissing on fire hydrants or the corner of my building, but The Rev must do what The Rev must do.
It's science. 

mattvsmith

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on March 06, 2009, 07:22:03 AMhey rev, pbr missed it earlier what are you going to be doing over in korea? (other than chasing asian women...)

My official job will be 6th grade teacher for some American kids whose parents work at the local aircraft manufacturing facility (Boeing and Lockheed-Martin employees). 

Unofficial job, The Rev is finally going to start working on a couple books he's had kicking around his head.  Very boring to normal people.  The first is a history of transportation in Korea (in three sections: land, sea and air).  The seocnd book is an etymology of Korean place names.  As I said, boring to normal people, but to a shameless nerd like The Rev, this is exciting stuff.

Jonny Utah

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on March 07, 2009, 09:48:41 PM

Now The Rev is hanging out in his hotel room watching a show on Discovery Channel about the role body odor plays in reproduction.  Now The Rev is very conscious that he needs to jog like crazy when he gets in-country in order to sweat out the smell of beef.  It really turns Koreans off.  After a couple weeks of heavy sweating and eating kimchi, The Rev will put his scent out there.  It may require pissing on fire hydrants or the corner of my building, but The Rev must do what The Rev must do.
It's science. 

Rev,

+K for one of the best paragraphs I have ever read on the LLPP........

JT

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on March 07, 2009, 09:48:41 PM
Now The Rev is hanging out in his hotel room watching a show on Discovery Channel about the role body odor plays in reproduction.  Now The Rev is very conscious that he needs to jog like crazy when he gets in-country in order to sweat out the smell of beef.  It really turns Koreans off.  After a couple weeks of heavy sweating and eating kimchi, The Rev will put his scent out there.  It may require pissing on fire hydrants or the corner of my building, but The Rev must do what The Rev must do.
It's science. 

What about bulgogi?

mattvsmith

Quote from: JT on March 08, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on March 07, 2009, 09:48:41 PM
Now The Rev is hanging out in his hotel room watching a show on Discovery Channel about the role body odor plays in reproduction.  Now The Rev is very conscious that he needs to jog like crazy when he gets in-country in order to sweat out the smell of beef.  It really turns Koreans off.  After a couple weeks of heavy sweating and eating kimchi, The Rev will put his scent out there.  It may require pissing on fire hydrants or the corner of my building, but The Rev must do what The Rev must do.
It's science. 

What about bulgogi?

Bulgogi, while really, really tasty isn't really that common for dinner the way meat would be for us.  The Rev will have to consult his friends to see how often they eat it when Americans are not around.  There's another meat dish, Kalbi, which is even better than bulgogi but it is expensive and truly a treat.  The Rev's maid used to make it for him about once a week...truly spoiled.  And people wonder why The Rev would go back?

This reminds The Rev...

The Rev walked into the McDonald's in front of Sajik Stadium in Busan where his beloved Lotte Giants play.  The Rev asked the girl for a Double Bulgogi Burger.  YES!  McDonalds Korea has a bulgogi burder!  Anyway, the girl almost choked and ran for her manager.  The manager, in English, said, "Sir, the girl is sure you really want a double bulgogi burger.  She's afraid it's too much meat for one person."
The Rev said, "Tell her Americans eat a lot more meat than Koreans, so our bodies are accustomed to it.  I'll be Ok."  And that satisfied the girl.  Double bulgogi burger down the hatch.  Now there's a little cultural background here.  I've had Koreans tell me--and they've even shown me diagrams--that a Korean large instestine has an extra 8" or so which gives them "superior digestive capability" (a quote, no kidding).  To which The Rev said, "Then why can't you suckers eat meat?"
"Our intestines were made for vegetables."
The MF may as well have thrown in "...it's science!" for good measure.

Along the same lines, a biology teacher told The Rev's students not to procreate with an American because our inferior DNA would damage their superior Korean DNA and the grandkids would have down's syndrome.  I hope things have changed sine 1995.  That kind fo stuff used to make the Rev really mad.  Now, it's comedy.

The Rev vows to eat a double bulgogi burger in honor of LLPP.

Peace out from Chambersburg, PA.  Tomorrow, the bustling metropolis of Norwich, NY (with a brief pit stop at the Friendly's on Front Street in Binghamton for a Reeces Pieces sundae.)

Knightstalker

Rev, KS has found that to be a fairly typical Asian attitude.  KS has known Koreans, Japanese, Chinese and other Asians raised with that attitude.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

dlippiel

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on March 09, 2009, 01:16:45 AM
Quote from: JT on March 08, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on March 07, 2009, 09:48:41 PM
Now The Rev is hanging out in his hotel room watching a show on Discovery Channel about the role body odor plays in reproduction.  Now The Rev is very conscious that he needs to jog like crazy when he gets in-country in order to sweat out the smell of beef.  It really turns Koreans off.  After a couple weeks of heavy sweating and eating kimchi, The Rev will put his scent out there.  It may require pissing on fire hydrants or the corner of my building, but The Rev must do what The Rev must do.
It's science. 

What about bulgogi?

Bulgogi, while really, really tasty isn't really that common for dinner the way meat would be for us.  The Rev will have to consult his friends to see how often they eat it when Americans are not around.  There's another meat dish, Kalbi, which is even better than bulgogi but it is expensive and truly a treat.  The Rev's maid used to make it for him about once a week...truly spoiled.  And people wonder why The Rev would go back?

This reminds The Rev...

The Rev walked into the McDonald's in front of Sajik Stadium in Busan where his beloved Lotte Giants play.  The Rev asked the girl for a Double Bulgogi Burger.  YES!  McDonalds Korea has a bulgogi burder!  Anyway, the girl almost choked and ran for her manager.  The manager, in English, said, "Sir, the girl is sure you really want a double bulgogi burger.  She's afraid it's too much meat for one person."
The Rev said, "Tell her Americans eat a lot more meat than Koreans, so our bodies are accustomed to it.  I'll be Ok."  And that satisfied the girl.  Double bulgogi burger down the hatch.  Now there's a little cultural background here.  I've had Koreans tell me--and they've even shown me diagrams--that a Korean large instestine has an extra 8" or so which gives them "superior digestive capability" (a quote, no kidding).  To which The Rev said, "Then why can't you suckers eat meat?"
"Our intestines were made for vegetables."
The MF may as well have thrown in "...it's science!" for good measure.

Along the same lines, a biology teacher told The Rev's students not to procreate with an American because our inferior DNA would damage their superior Korean DNA and the grandkids would have down's syndrome.  I hope things have changed sine 1995.  That kind fo stuff used to make the Rev really mad.  Now, it's comedy.

The Rev vows to eat a double bulgogi burger in honor of LLPP.

Peace out from Chambersburg, PA.  Tomorrow, the bustling metropolis of Norwich, NY (with a brief pit stop at the Friendly's on Front Street in Binghamton for a Reeces Pieces sundae.)

Gimmie my ****ing double burger!!!

JT

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on March 09, 2009, 01:16:45 AM
Quote from: JT on March 08, 2009, 11:26:05 AM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on March 07, 2009, 09:48:41 PM
Now The Rev is hanging out in his hotel room watching a show on Discovery Channel about the role body odor plays in reproduction.  Now The Rev is very conscious that he needs to jog like crazy when he gets in-country in order to sweat out the smell of beef.  It really turns Koreans off.  After a couple weeks of heavy sweating and eating kimchi, The Rev will put his scent out there.  It may require pissing on fire hydrants or the corner of my building, but The Rev must do what The Rev must do.
It's science. 

What about bulgogi?

Bulgogi, while really, really tasty isn't really that common for dinner the way meat would be for us.  The Rev will have to consult his friends to see how often they eat it when Americans are not around.  There's another meat dish, Kalbi, which is even better than bulgogi but it is expensive and truly a treat.  The Rev's maid used to make it for him about once a week...truly spoiled.  And people wonder why The Rev would go back?

This reminds The Rev...

The Rev walked into the McDonald's in front of Sajik Stadium in Busan where his beloved Lotte Giants play.  The Rev asked the girl for a Double Bulgogi Burger.  YES!  McDonalds Korea has a bulgogi burder!  Anyway, the girl almost choked and ran for her manager.  The manager, in English, said, "Sir, the girl is sure you really want a double bulgogi burger.  She's afraid it's too much meat for one person."
The Rev said, "Tell her Americans eat a lot more meat than Koreans, so our bodies are accustomed to it.  I'll be Ok."  And that satisfied the girl.  Double bulgogi burger down the hatch.  Now there's a little cultural background here.  I've had Koreans tell me--and they've even shown me diagrams--that a Korean large instestine has an extra 8" or so which gives them "superior digestive capability" (a quote, no kidding).  To which The Rev said, "Then why can't you suckers eat meat?"
"Our intestines were made for vegetables."
The MF may as well have thrown in "...it's science!" for good measure.

Along the same lines, a biology teacher told The Rev's students not to procreate with an American because our inferior DNA would damage their superior Korean DNA and the grandkids would have down's syndrome.  I hope things have changed sine 1995.  That kind fo stuff used to make the Rev really mad.  Now, it's comedy.

The Rev vows to eat a double bulgogi burger in honor of LLPP.

Peace out from Chambersburg, PA.  Tomorrow, the bustling metropolis of Norwich, NY (with a brief pit stop at the Friendly's on Front Street in Binghamton for a Reeces Pieces sundae.)

Inferior?  Who has the tiny peckers?  JT rests his case.

Touchdown Tommy

Ha +1 JT...

Attn: LewDoggie

Are you running your NCAA pool again this year?  TDT is looking forward to bitch slapping a few of you cats around....
Chasing MILFs since '82...

lewdogg11

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on March 09, 2009, 03:15:34 PM
Ha +1 JT...

Attn: LewDoggie

Are you running your NCAA pool again this year?  TDT is looking forward to bitch slapping a few of you cats around....

yeah, your donation is always good with me.

Senor RedTackle

BOL!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3965039

Wonder who from the Eagles was scanning this dudes facebook.....

labart96

SRT -

Any truth to the TMZ headline that you and Congressmen Rossi will be calling some D3hoops march madness this year?