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wildcat11

Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

At work, I'll use the paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door and then use my left foot to push the door all the way open while I reach back to toss the used paper towel away.

This is a good question as I just left the facilities about 15 minutes ago and some guy after doing a #2 did the whole "put their hands under running water for 1/2 second and called it good" bit.  Just confirmed why I don't touch the exit handle.

lewdogg11

Quote from: wildcat11 on April 06, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

At work, I'll use the paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door and then use my left foot to push the door all the way open while I reach back to toss the used paper towel away.

This is a good question as I just left the facilities about 15 minutes ago and some guy after doing a #2 did the whole "put their hands under running water for 1/2 second and called it good" bit.  Just confirmed why I don't touch the exit handle.

Your not the karma sniper are you?

wildcat11

Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 07:28:32 PM

Your not the karma sniper are you?

Negative.  I only -K those that deserve it and I never have had issues with folks this board.  I'll admit that I've serial snipered individuals in the past but never blanket boards with -K.

Here is a +K to everyone as proof since there is a 24 hour cycle.

lewdogg11

Quote from: wildcat11 on April 06, 2009, 07:32:21 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 07:28:32 PM

Your not the karma sniper are you?

Negative.  I only -K those that deserve it and I never have had issues with folks this board.  I'll admit that I've serial snipered individuals in the past but never blanket boards with -K.

Here is a +K to everyone as proof since there is a 24 hour cycle.

Just checking..not that the real sniper will ever admit it.

'gro

Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 01:05:24 PM
Attention Enginegro....You will LOVE this video.  It is reminiscent of when we used to listen to old school rap while watching cartoons, with lots of snacks around...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc

Me likey.  reminds gro of playing horseshoes outside of 28 colvin.


p.s. waterless hand wash... good stuff to use before the bathroom.
p.p.s if you're a smoker, be careful, it's mostly alcohol
p.p.p.s if you're a raging alcoholic, in the words of Samuel L. Jackson, "IT'LL GET'CHA DRUNK!!"


HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?

PBR...

Quote from: wildcat11 on April 06, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

At work, I'll use the paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door and then use my left foot to push the door all the way open while I reach back to toss the used paper towel away.

This is a good question as I just left the facilities about 15 minutes ago and some guy after doing a #2 did the whole "put their hands under running water for 1/2 second and called it good" bit.  Just confirmed why I don't touch the exit handle.
pbr longs for the day when all facilites are infrared heat sensored so you dont have to touch the handle to flush and the doors open automatically so you dont have to use the paper towel(pbr does this such a waste) or stand there like a tool waiting for someone to come in so you can duck out quickly...

next question a bunch of us doods had at work...besides wearing briefs or boxers who does the pulldown briefs/boxers and over manuever to do #1 or who uses the precut front holes in the briefs/boxers? a number of coworkers claim the front holes are too hard to use especially when you have to go quick so they do the pull down and would rather hanes just do away w/ the peekaboo front holes...what sayeth the llpp

dlippiel

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 07, 2009, 07:27:45 AM
Quote from: wildcat11 on April 06, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

At work, I'll use the paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door and then use my left foot to push the door all the way open while I reach back to toss the used paper towel away.

This is a good question as I just left the facilities about 15 minutes ago and some guy after doing a #2 did the whole "put their hands under running water for 1/2 second and called it good" bit.  Just confirmed why I don't touch the exit handle.
pbr longs for the day when all facilites are infrared heat sensored so you dont have to touch the handle to flush and the doors open automatically so you dont have to use the paper towel(pbr does this such a waste) or stand there like a tool waiting for someone to come in so you can duck out quickly...

next question a bunch of us doods had at work...besides wearing briefs or boxers who does the pulldown briefs/boxers and over manuever to do #1 or who uses the precut front holes in the briefs/boxers? a number of coworkers claim the front holes are too hard to use especially when you have to go quick so they do the pull down and would rather hanes just do away w/ the peekaboo front holes...what sayeth the llpp

Dude how could you cover up the front holes??? That would be brutal! I don't care how quick of a rush I am in, if there is one thing that is worth taking ones time for it is using the can whether it be #1 or #2. Take a second, use the hole provided by the boxer/brief, do your thing, and away you go with a very nice experience. Life is crazy and to fast paced. The can is one of the only true places of relaxation we have left. Please don't let us turn the can into the LA expressway!! ;D

lewdogg11

Quote from: dlippiel on April 07, 2009, 08:07:10 AM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 07, 2009, 07:27:45 AM
Quote from: wildcat11 on April 06, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

At work, I'll use the paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door and then use my left foot to push the door all the way open while I reach back to toss the used paper towel away.

This is a good question as I just left the facilities about 15 minutes ago and some guy after doing a #2 did the whole "put their hands under running water for 1/2 second and called it good" bit.  Just confirmed why I don't touch the exit handle.
pbr longs for the day when all facilites are infrared heat sensored so you dont have to touch the handle to flush and the doors open automatically so you dont have to use the paper towel(pbr does this such a waste) or stand there like a tool waiting for someone to come in so you can duck out quickly...

next question a bunch of us doods had at work...besides wearing briefs or boxers who does the pulldown briefs/boxers and over manuever to do #1 or who uses the precut front holes in the briefs/boxers? a number of coworkers claim the front holes are too hard to use especially when you have to go quick so they do the pull down and would rather hanes just do away w/ the peekaboo front holes...what sayeth the llpp

Dude how could you cover up the front holes??? That would be brutal! I don't care how quick of a rush I am in, if there is one thing that is worth taking ones time for it is using the can whether it be #1 or #2. Take a second, use the hole provided by the boxer/brief, do your thing, and away you go with a very nice experience. Life is crazy and to fast paced. The can is one of the only true places of relaxation we have left. Please don't let us turn the can into the LA expressway!! ;D

I have to fully disagree.  Those front hols aren't meant for real men.  They are meant for 9 year old boys, then the design was kept for man underpants.  A lot of newer designs don't even come with holes.  Gotta pull down.

'gro

Re: undies




She wears underwear with the d!ckholes in'em

JT

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 07, 2009, 07:27:45 AM
Quote from: wildcat11 on April 06, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

At work, I'll use the paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door and then use my left foot to push the door all the way open while I reach back to toss the used paper towel away.

This is a good question as I just left the facilities about 15 minutes ago and some guy after doing a #2 did the whole "put their hands under running water for 1/2 second and called it good" bit.  Just confirmed why I don't touch the exit handle.
pbr longs for the day when all facilites are infrared heat sensored so you dont have to touch the handle to flush and the doors open automatically so you dont have to use the paper towel(pbr does this such a waste) or stand there like a tool waiting for someone to come in so you can duck out quickly...

next question a bunch of us doods had at work...besides wearing briefs or boxers who does the pulldown briefs/boxers and over manuever to do #1 or who uses the precut front holes in the briefs/boxers? a number of coworkers claim the front holes are too hard to use especially when you have to go quick so they do the pull down and would rather hanes just do away w/ the peekaboo front holes...what sayeth the llpp

JT votes down.

Blutarsky

Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

There should be a rule that all bathroom doors exit OUT, not IN.....that way you could wash your hands and just push the door open with your shoulder.  It ticks me off to wash my hands, and then have to grab a handle to open the door.  The same handle grabbed by those hands who never touched the antibacterial soap......
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
                         --Dean Wormer

mattvsmith

Quote from: 'gro on April 07, 2009, 09:39:49 AM
Re: undies




She wears underwear with the d!ckholes in'em
Perfect!  +K

mattvsmith

Quote from: Blutarsky on April 07, 2009, 10:43:29 AM
There should be a rule that all bathroom doors exit OUT, not IN.....that way you could wash your hands and just push the door open with your shoulder.  It ticks me off to wash my hands, and then have to grab a handle to open the door.  The same handle grabbed by those hands who never touched the antibacterial soap......
This discussion reminds The Rev that a lot of bathrooms in Korea are co-ed to save space.  There's a urinal and a stall, no lock on the main door.  The Rev is easily spooked, so he has to go into the stall.  the people who walk in are usually not the ones you'd want to walk in on you with your tennis partner hanging out.

Last public bathroom Rev was in not only had no lock on the door, but there was a waist-high mirror next to the urinal.  Wha~?

The restrooms at school are pretty bad, too.  The Koreans have no idea about privacy screens between urinals or even one main privacy screen to block the view from the hallway.

PBR...

Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 07, 2009, 09:37:53 AM
Quote from: dlippiel on April 07, 2009, 08:07:10 AM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 07, 2009, 07:27:45 AM
Quote from: wildcat11 on April 06, 2009, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: JT on April 06, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: LewDogg11 on April 06, 2009, 12:25:27 PM
Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on April 06, 2009, 12:19:51 PM
Question for LLPP...pbr has noticed this and just trying to figure out a question in life...while in the work facilities pbr is washing his hands after completing business at the sink and people will come in and wash their hands before going into a bathroom stall to make a deposit at the bank....what is the thinking of washing your hands before you go do your business? just curious thats all...be completely clean before you do your bizness? dont want to smell the bbq sauce from lunch while in stall #2? just trying to understand peoples thinking in life...anyone on the LLPP do this?

I sometimes wash my hands before doing #1 or #2.  Especially at Rest Areas if I had to touch a door, have shaken anyone's hands, or if I've recently eaten or am sick.  I do NOT like to touch my junk with filthy hands.  Who knows who else might touch that later...

JT will do the double wash because some of the people we deal with on a daily basis are pretty disgusting (messengers, delivery people, truck drivers etc.).  Then use paper towel on door to exit the head.  Also JT doesn't want to touch Mr. Happy with dirty hands either.

At work, I'll use the paper towel I used to dry my hands to open the door and then use my left foot to push the door all the way open while I reach back to toss the used paper towel away.

This is a good question as I just left the facilities about 15 minutes ago and some guy after doing a #2 did the whole "put their hands under running water for 1/2 second and called it good" bit.  Just confirmed why I don't touch the exit handle.
pbr longs for the day when all facilites are infrared heat sensored so you dont have to touch the handle to flush and the doors open automatically so you dont have to use the paper towel(pbr does this such a waste) or stand there like a tool waiting for someone to come in so you can duck out quickly...

next question a bunch of us doods had at work...besides wearing briefs or boxers who does the pulldown briefs/boxers and over manuever to do #1 or who uses the precut front holes in the briefs/boxers? a number of coworkers claim the front holes are too hard to use especially when you have to go quick so they do the pull down and would rather hanes just do away w/ the peekaboo front holes...what sayeth the llpp

Dude how could you cover up the front holes??? That would be brutal! I don't care how quick of a rush I am in, if there is one thing that is worth taking ones time for it is using the can whether it be #1 or #2. Take a second, use the hole provided by the boxer/brief, do your thing, and away you go with a very nice experience. Life is crazy and to fast paced. The can is one of the only true places of relaxation we have left. Please don't let us turn the can into the LA expressway!! ;D

I have to fully disagree.  Those front hols aren't meant for real men.  They are meant for 9 year old boys, then the design was kept for man underpants.  A lot of newer designs don't even come with holes.  Gotta pull down.

pbr is w/ LD here..especially if u have a 12 pack in ya and your breakin the seal for the first time pbr cant be fumbling around trying to get things out  correctly when time is of the essence and pressure is like a fire hydrant...plus it looks like your playing w/ your junk

PBR...

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on April 07, 2009, 11:00:34 AM
Quote from: Blutarsky on April 07, 2009, 10:43:29 AM
There should be a rule that all bathroom doors exit OUT, not IN.....that way you could wash your hands and just push the door open with your shoulder.  It ticks me off to wash my hands, and then have to grab a handle to open the door.  The same handle grabbed by those hands who never touched the antibacterial soap......
This discussion reminds The Rev that a lot of bathrooms in Korea are co-ed to save space.  There's a urinal and a stall, no lock on the main door.  The Rev is easily spooked, so he has to go into the stall.  the people who walk in are usually not the ones you'd want to walk in on you with your tennis partner hanging out.

Last public bathroom Rev was in not only had no lock on the door, but there was a waist-high mirror next to the urinal.  Wha~?

The restrooms at school are pretty bad, too.  The Koreans have no idea about privacy screens between urinals or even one main privacy screen to block the view from the hallway.

dang rev....pbr see's many americans having stage fright over there and the turtle wanting to go back in its shell....