FB: Liberty League

['gro]

It's a simple matter of replacing pizza topping with the bodily substance of dawg's choice... just don't let that be the day the hot chick from HR wants to sit down for lunch and "get to know you better".

HR Chick "Let's have lunch, didn't you bring pizza?"

[Jonny Utah]

It's a simple matter of replacing pizza topping with the bodily substance of dawg's choice... just don't let that be the day the hot chick from HR wants to sit down for lunch and "get to know you better".

HR Chick "Let's have lunch, didn't you bring pizza?"

Exactly, theres nothing thats gonna stop a lunch thief more than a poop sandwich.

['gro]

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GRO DIVES INTO CSR's HOLIDAY SNACK TABLE
Gro always visits his ladies in customer service. Now he plans 3-4 trips to their office because the holiday snack table is up and going strong. Fudge, brownies, cheese cake... this could get ugly.

CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS SATURDAY
Gro could not find an orange tux (from dumb and dumber) in his size so he'll have to wear his regular suit. Gro is also planting the seeds of an after party bar hop around DT chatt. Special invite only.

THAT'S JUST MOM BEING MOM
On the phone w/ MamaGro the other day. Asked her what she and the rest of the fam wanted for xmas. "Oh just you coming home is enough."  Mom, love ya, but that was BS!! My broke ass brother and sister have been bumming money off me since Gro was 22. They always expect the hot ish when Gro rolls in town for the holidays.

[lewdogg11]

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GRO DIVES INTO CSR's HOLIDAY SNACK TABLE
Gro always visits his ladies in customer service. Now he plans 3-4 trips to their office because the holiday snack table is up and going strong. Fudge, brownies, cheese cake... this could get ugly.

CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS SATURDAY
Gro could not find an orange tux (from dumb and dumber) in his size so he'll have to wear his regular suit. Gro is also planting the seeds of an after party bar hop around DT chatt. Special invite only.

THAT'S JUST MOM BEING MOM
On the phone w/ MamaGro the other day. Asked her what she and the rest of the fam wanted for xmas. "Oh just you coming home is enough."  Mom, love ya, but that was BS!! My broke ass brother and sister have been bumming money off me since Gro was 22. They always expect the hot ish when Gro rolls in town for the holidays.

LD11 formally requests a picture of 'Gro in a suit.  I don't think i can even picture it.  This is expected.

Also, the 'you coming home is enough' line was used by WTFF.  Imagine if X-mas rolls around, and WTFF peppers LD11 with gifts, and sits there with a look of anticipation and LD11 just blurts out, 'Well, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!  I'M HERE!'. 

And lastly, Ramen Noodles caneven make LD11's budget this week.  He is currently, 'losing weight' for the Holiday season.  A.K.A. - starving to death.

[Regulator]

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GRO DIVES INTO CSR's HOLIDAY SNACK TABLE
Gro always visits his ladies in customer service. Now he plans 3-4 trips to their office because the holiday snack table is up and going strong. Fudge, brownies, cheese cake... this could get ugly.

CHRISTMAS PARTY THIS SATURDAY
Gro could not find an orange tux (from dumb and dumber) in his size so he'll have to wear his regular suit. Gro is also planting the seeds of an after party bar hop around DT chatt. Special invite only.

THAT'S JUST MOM BEING MOM
On the phone w/ MamaGro the other day. Asked her what she and the rest of the fam wanted for xmas. "Oh just you coming home is enough."  Mom, love ya, but that was BS!! My broke ass brother and sister have been bumming money off me since Gro was 22. They always expect the hot ish when Gro rolls in town for the holidays.

Gro-
Regulator is not a big fan of Xmas....usually because when people ask him what he wants he has no idea (Usually bc he just buys things that he needs and doesnt need very impulsively.)
Plus, regulator has a lot of aunts and uncles...hence the 20 screaming kids in a 1500 sq ft house= annoying.
Regulator would much rather chill out, sit down with a 1/5th of brandy and not get OR GIVE any gifts.

Reg agrees with mamagro- just go home, bring along the $50 gift and let the others battle it out for best gift.

[Regulator]

Where is U89 and BIG!!!!

It must have been one crazy Xmas Holiday party

['gro]

Gro has a very important streak that might actually get broken this year. 2 years now Gro has taken the latest flight out of albany and it gets cancelled. Gro then calls home (then work to tell them Gro won't be in the next day) and drinks for another night or 2. Taking the early flight back this year.

Holiday travel... sucks. If gro sees anyone in the airport wearing a santa hat he will punch them in the neck.

['gro]

LD11 formally requests a picture of 'Gro in a suit. I don't think i can even picture it. This is expected.

You saw Gro rocking the tux at Regulator's wedding. Gro looked good, really good. The suit being worn this weekend is the same one Gro's had since college. There will be pics.

Regulator, Gro will have to set you straight. Gro needs some odds for both me and LD11 for this weekend no later than end of business Thursday.

[Knightstalker]

DAWG TAKING SUGGESTIONS ON GETTING EVEN WITH COMPANY LUNCH THIEF

Dawg's sure that you all have been struck by the 'Company Lunch Thief' at one time or another.  Even if you announce to the office that you have the pepporoni pizza in the fridge and it has your name on it, the Company Lunch Thief will go to drastic measures to make sure that he/she eats it before you can.  Usually said thief is the one that makes the most money in the workplace and is at minimum a VP of something.  Dawg has plenty of ideas on getting the 'Company Lunch Thief' back but wanted to consult with the LL PP Playas on other options.  Dawg is sure that the best will be used for said jacka$$.   

Knightstalker is recommending the tried and true revenge of chocolate ex-lax brownies.  It is a classic and never fails to amuse.

[Garnet]

DAWG TAKING SUGGESTIONS ON GETTING EVEN WITH COMPANY LUNCH THIEF

Dawg's sure that you all have been struck by the 'Company Lunch Thief' at one time or another.  Even if you announce to the office that you have the pepporoni pizza in the fridge and it has your name on it, the Company Lunch Thief will go to drastic measures to make sure that he/she eats it before you can.  Usually said thief is the one that makes the most money in the workplace and is at minimum a VP of something.  Dawg has plenty of ideas on getting the 'Company Lunch Thief' back but wanted to consult with the LL PP Playas on other options.  Dawg is sure that the best will be used for said jacka$$.   

Make a tuna salad sandwich.  Substitute cat food for the tuna.

/as mentioned above, ex lax brownies also work well.
//don't go too crazy though.  Yes it is your lunch being stolen but the thief can come after you, legally, if you put something too harsh in the lunch bag.   

[oxbacker]

Make any kind of sandwich or even bring in a piece of pizza.  Find yourself a nice little Habenjero  pepper  (sp?)   and spread the juice from in either in the sandwich or on the pizza.  Sit back and look for the steam to come out of said thief's ears and the non stop sweating.

Oh and they can't come after you for that one considering the fact that its simply a condiment.

[Regulator]

Dawg,

Do you really expect us to believe that someone steals your lunch?

come on dude....maybe a bite...but not the w3hole thing!!

[Regulator]

Reg - No one steals the Dawg's lunch.  Dawg eats out everyday.  Plus they know what they'd have coming to them if they did.  But several peeps have had their entire sandwich/yogurt/whatever eaten by the Company Lunch Thief. 

SMITE WARNING TO REG - CALL THE DAWG A LIAR AGAIN & THE DAWG WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO SOMETHING HE HASN'T DONE SINCE THE ROWAN BOPSY TWINS. 

Good call with the smite warning dawg.  Reg was only calling you a liar bc he knew nooone would mess with a playa, playa.  Now, fat Bily who brings 7 bagged lunches a day is fair game.

"Come on...It's me...Papa Burgundy....Let the games begin.>>HEEEYOOOO"

['gro]

A few more posts and you will have the power of karma Reg...

[maninyellowhat]

Just wanted to wish y'all happy holidays, and good luck with upcoming x-mas parties