FB: Liberty League

[PBR...]

in honor of the forecast of rain off and on the next 5 days....its lit go get some...

[pumkinattack]

First of all, you're all assuming that you toch your junk when you take a leak.  I'm assuming you've all figured out how to maneuver your boy so that you don't actually have to touch it to use a urinal (caveat:  you do risk leakage inside your boxers if you don't get enough body shake when closing up shop).  

Secondly, if you've lived in a big city and used public transportation (or Schenectady and hit the KFC on Main Street - in fact I hit the 2005 Bart - Union game and had lunch there, was served by a guy whose name tag listed "spider" as his name, and he notified me that the bathroom wasn't occupied, but they lock it and keep the key behind the counter because guys sell crack across the street and like to do their business in the bathroom - all for a chicken finger meal), you must be a regular user of hand sanitzer.  

Thirdly, I noticed that LewDogg mentioned getting a Masters at UNCW.  I love Wilmington.  Used to vacation at Topsail Island about 30 - 40 mintues away growing up at a condo my mother owned.  Two years in a row in HS I went to Wilmington with my best friend (one year to pretend we wanted to go there as an undergrad which is one of the greatest experiences of our lives) an dwe're served at the Hooter's by the prior year's Ms. North Carolina who happened to go to UNCW.  If I could find a good finance job in Wilmington I'd be there in a heartbeat.  Will always love that town.  

[union89]

First of all, you're all assuming that you toch your junk when you take a leak.  I'm assuming you've all figured out how to maneuver your boy so that you don't actually have to touch it to use a urinal (caveat:  you do risk leakage inside your boxers if you don't get enough body shake when closing up shop).  

Secondly, if you've lived in a big city and used public transportation (or Schenectady and hit the KFC on Main Street - in fact I hit the 2005 Bart - Union game and had lunch there, was served by a guy whose name tag listed "spider" as his name, and he notified me that the bathroom wasn't occupied, but they lock it and keep the key behind the counter because guys sell crack across the street and like to do their business in the bathroom - all for a chicken finger meal), you must be a regular user of hand sanitzer.  

Thirdly, I noticed that LewDogg mentioned getting a Masters at UNCW.  I love Wilmington.  Used to vacation at Topsail Island about 30 - 40 mintues away growing up at a condo my mother owned.  Two years in a row in HS I went to Wilmington with my best friend (one year to pretend we wanted to go there as an undergrad which is one of the greatest experiences of our lives) an dwe're served at the Hooter's by the prior year's Ms. North Carolina who happened to go to UNCW.  If I could find a good finance job in Wilmington I'd be there in a heartbeat.  Will always love that town.  

#1 seems counterproductive.....U89 loves handling his junk.

[Knightstalker]

When KS was in the Navy he was taking a leak at a bar when a Marine walked in and used the stall next to  KS.  KS put away his equipment and buttoned up the flap on his blues and started to leave.  The Marine said to KS, in boot camp the sarge taught us all to wash our hands after we take a leak.  KS replied, in Navy boot camp my chief taught us not to piss on our hands.

[PBR...]

First of all, you're all assuming that you toch your junk when you take a leak.  I'm assuming you've all figured out how to maneuver your boy so that you don't actually have to touch it to use a urinal (caveat:  you do risk leakage inside your boxers if you don't get enough body shake when closing up shop).  

Secondly, if you've lived in a big city and used public transportation (or Schenectady and hit the KFC on Main Street - in fact I hit the 2005 Bart - Union game and had lunch there, was served by a guy whose name tag listed "spider" as his name, and he notified me that the bathroom wasn't occupied, but they lock it and keep the key behind the counter because guys sell crack across the street and like to do their business in the bathroom - all for a chicken finger meal), you must be a regular user of hand sanitzer.  

Thirdly, I noticed that LewDogg mentioned getting a Masters at UNCW.  I love Wilmington.  Used to vacation at Topsail Island about 30 - 40 mintues away growing up at a condo my mother owned.  Two years in a row in HS I went to Wilmington with my best friend (one year to pretend we wanted to go there as an undergrad which is one of the greatest experiences of our lives) an dwe're served at the Hooter's by the prior year's Ms. North Carolina who happened to go to UNCW.  If I could find a good finance job in Wilmington I'd be there in a heartbeat.  Will always love that town.  

#1 seems counterproductive.....U89 loves handling his junk.

BOL...well played

[JT]

ATTN: Lewdogg

Your nemisis is no more. Usually there is brief elation, followed by hollow sadness. Gro is here for you.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/05/01/obit.gans/index.html

Only the good die young.

[pumkinattack]

#1 seems counterproductive.....U89 loves handling his junk.
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Too easy with a Union guy, but do you know these guys:   http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2009-03/45879759.jpg

[lewdogg11]

ATTN: Lewdogg

Your nemisis is no more. Usually there is brief elation, followed by hollow sadness. Gro is here for you.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/05/01/obit.gans/index.html

Only the good die young.

LD11 has been mourning all day.  Another nemesis bites the dust.  Vegas can even kill the 6 time Entertainer of the Year.

[pumkinattack]

F - me, the bank I thought I was working for in Atl is now getting jammed by the FDIC.  Things work themselves out, but if you think the Mar/Apr bounce in Dow/S&P means anything, I hope you are an intelligent and nimble trader.  Look at the CDS for B of A, Citi or any of the other big banks.  The sky isn't falling, and I (personally) think we've hit an equity indices bottom, but the macroeconomic environment isn't out of the woods.  I have to assume that the delay in the stress test results is an indication that there's some backroom negotiating going on.

[PBR...]

F - me, the bank I thought I was working for in Atl is now getting jammed by the FDIC.  Things work themselves out, but if you think the Mar/Apr bounce in Dow/S&P means anything, I hope you are an intelligent and nimble trader.  Look at the CDS for B of A, Citi or any of the other big banks.  The sky isn't falling, and I (personally) think we've hit an equity indices bottom, but the macroeconomic environment isn't out of the woods.  I have to assume that the delay in the stress test results is an indication that there's some backroom negotiating going on.

the bounce was the squeezing of the shorts ....they had no fear since the market had shown no trace of bottoming so it was time for everyone to step in and smack them in the nose and bloody them up a little like everyone else. was simple short covering and very easy to see in the market.

[pumkinattack]

There is something to global "confidence" being supported.  It will have an impact on the economy and help stabilize, so I don't have a problem with the 6 handle to 870 (S&P - much more important than DOW that covers 30 stocks including GM).  In that respect, the stock market's gains are a good thing, whether it's a trader's play or longer term investors evaluation of the risk premium required. 

It's funny, because I was speaking with the #5 at Suntrust recently and gettin advice on moving south from NY.  One of his big things is how everyone in NY thinks they are traders and in Atl (or the south in general), finance is much more of a relationship business.  I think its good advice, but I wonder if they'd understand your (PBR's) comments on the market given this cultural gap.

[Regulator]

When KS was in the Navy he was taking a leak at a bar when a Marine walked in and used the stall next to  KS.  KS put away his equipment and buttoned up the flap on his blues and started to leave.  The Marine said to KS, in boot camp the sarge taught us all to wash our hands after we take a leak.  KS replied, in Navy boot camp my chief taught us not to piss on our hands.

So, you're admitting to being "that guy".  What the .....?
Is the 30 extra seconds that important that you can't take the time to wash your hands?  I don't get it?

[Regulator]

First of all, you're all assuming that you toch your junk when you take a leak.  I'm assuming you've all figured out how to maneuver your boy so that you don't actually have to touch it to use a urinal (caveat:  you do risk leakage inside your boxers if you don't get enough body shake when closing up shop).  

Is this even serious?

I kind of feel bad.....is that wrong?

[mattvsmith]

todays random bathroom thoughts/sightings...

1. Who wipes green (sometimes bloody) boogers on the wall? have any of the llpp'rs ever done this? what is the reasoning behind it? although several of pbr's coworkers have stated it gives them something to look at while standing at the urinal...

2. Signage spotted in bathroom stalls (true story) .... " Please put used toilet paper in toilet and flush. Do not put it on the floor. Thanks "  wtf...who puts used t.p. on the floor? nasty...cant imagine any llpprs have done this...no? crazy world

1. See it in places like Rest Stop bathrooms or McDonald's.  Never saw it in a place of employment.

The Rev wonders who would smear it on the wall when the blood gives the booger such a delicious tangy flavor!

2. Back in HS The Rev had a series of Soviet exchange students stay with him.  None of them knew how to use an American bathroom.  They would put used TP in the garbage can and banana peels in the toilet.  First time The Rev noticed the used TP in the garbage can, he nearly projectile vomited.  The Rev can't imagine seeing it on the floor.  Each time a new set of kids came through, The Rev had to give them a Bathroom Orientation.

The Rev also cannot understand men who put things in urinals that obviously do not belong in it.  Don't they realize that someone must come through and pluck the foreign objects out by hand?

[dlippiel]

First of all gotta touch the torch when shooting out flames into the ******* or urinal! Hands in the sky when leaking only leave drip and wet pants. I fully agree with U89 on the fact that I HATE when MFers don't pick up the seat when they piss and then piss on the seat. At work  the other day dlippiel had to give ****ing birth and finally was able to get the classroom covered so he could make a run for it. As he sprinted into the can he exhaled with relief only to then get pissed when he looked down at the seat and it was covered with ****ing piss. Adults are always worse then the kids when it comes to the can; dlippiel just can't understand it.

Banks are also just annoying dlippiel getting all this $ handed to them and still they are just doing anything they want when they want. dlippiel is refi-ing the adobe (at 1 and 1/4% less) yet the bank is moving like molasses and just being a bunch of pricks. They act like they are the most prestegious institution on this earth whne their instotutions have mismanaged everyones loot throughout the past decade and just keep getting bailed out. dlippiel is going to go the way of his DAGO background and follow my Uncle Nick and start burying all my cash in ****ing coffee cans in my foundation.