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[Regulator]

For those of you who don't know the Preakness, let Reg explain.
#1 the racetrack is in the middle of the hood (not the Baltimore city hood....but the outskirts hood.

#2 this is the one event ALL year that these people get paid for not having a job...When Reg says "get paid" he is talking about anything from...parking on somones lawn, to people selling tickets, and REGS FAVORITE...The "Hood limo ride"....Kids steal shopping carts and literally PUSH YOU TO THE RACE TRACK!!! (it is quite a walk).  For $3 they will push your beer for you as well. 

#3 From above....you are allowed to bring in as much hooch as you want.  I saw 2 dudes carry in 4 30 packs each.

#4 On the lawn, it is a shot straight out of spring break....everything you care to see and more.

By the end of the races, they just about have to carry everyone out of the place (reg included)

Reg completely forgot about this experience, thank you for bringing it up

['gro]

She sounds like an 8

Reg, need some quick odds. Got one of Gro's supplier reps coming in... never met her. Sounds nice on the phone. What are the chances of her face following suit?

[Regulator]

She sounds like an 8

Reg, need some quick odds. Got one of Gro's supplier reps coming in... never met her. Sounds nice on the phone. What are the chances of her face following suit?

Odds are 3:1 she is not what you though she sounded like.

I hate when that happens!!!

['gro]

Huge week for Gro's fantasy team the Time Haters. Maybe chad johnson will step it up this week. personal note to coach holmgren in Seattle, keep Alexander in the game, all game.

[JT]

She sounds like an 8

Reg, need some quick odds. Got one of Gro's supplier reps coming in... never met her. Sounds nice on the phone. What are the chances of her face following suit?

When JT worked in the Dallas, TX area he found that the grill and and body matched the phone version of a female about 60% of the time.  Does the nooga area match that kind of ratio?  JT doesn't remember meeting too many ugly women in Dallas. 

JT thinks the likelihood of friendosaurus material increases as one moves North.  Ah! Southern women

[Touchdown Tommy]

Reg,

Bus believes the Preakness would be a terrific spot for a LLPP, Inc company outing.  Bus presumes there is lots of skin around as well (it is the 2nd leg of the Triple Crown right??) so the event takes place 2-3 weeks following the Kentucky Derby so the weather should be pretty nice in Baltimore by then.

FYI: Bus will be purchasing a horse for the LLPP, Inc Board of Directors so that they have a rooting interest in the Preakness.

[Touchdown Tommy]

RT, what level hangover today?  Bus thinks it must be high level bc otherwise what else do you have to do while sitting on the couch with a steak, Oprah and Young and the Restless, and in the comfort of boxers besides to post on LL PP.

[gobombers]

For those of you who don't know the Preakness, let Reg explain.
#1 the racetrack is in the middle of the hood (not the Baltimore city hood....but the outskirts hood.

#2 this is the one event ALL year that these people get paid for not having a job...When Reg says "get paid" he is talking about anything from...parking on somones lawn, to people selling tickets, and REGS FAVORITE...The "Hood limo ride"....Kids steal shopping carts and literally PUSH YOU TO THE RACE TRACK!!! (it is quite a walk).  For $3 they will push your beer for you as well. 

#3 From above....you are allowed to bring in as much hooch as you want.  I saw 2 dudes carry in 4 30 packs each.

#4 On the lawn, it is a shot straight out of spring break....everything you care to see and more.

By the end of the races, they just about have to carry everyone out of the place (reg included)

Reg completely forgot about this experience, thank you for bringing it up

Reg, you can always tell the Preakness rookies, vs the Preakness Vets.

Preakness Rookies will carry their beer in a styrofoam cooler, which undoubtedly will break before entering the gate, and will whine incessantly about how they can't find a clear space

Preakness Vets (like myself) go with friends that have their frat pledges get up at 4am to stand on line to map out a large territory for your people.  When you arrive, you arrive with a garbage can on rollers with ice and beer already in there.

[Garnet]

Since the site will not let Garnet hotlink photos, he will post a link to the site instead.

may be considered NSFW

http://www.dbasixx.com/images/sp_1on1.php

['gro]

The Results Are In

Sales girl showed up on time... Gro would put her in the 7 range +/- 0.5   Dressed nice, had her hair did. Nice rump w/ matching rack. A little meat on dem bones but that's what Gro likes... would Gro take her to the company xmas party? nah... but he'd ride the pony.

In an interesting twist...

Gro's chatting it up with the sales re in the hallway as she's on her way out. Accounting girl comes from around the corner. In a split second she looks at Gro, looks sales girl up and down, then glances back at Gro as she walks by.

[gobombers]

Reg,

Bus believes the Preakness would be a terrific spot for a LLPP, Inc company outing.  Bus presumes there is lots of skin around as well (it is the 2nd leg of the Triple Crown right??) so the event takes place 2-3 weeks following the Kentucky Derby so the weather should be pretty nice in Baltimore by then.

FYI: Bus will be purchasing a horse for the LLPP, Inc Board of Directors so that they have a rooting interest in the Preakness.

The Preakness is the 2nd leg, correct.  If I was to equate each leg of the TC, it would be as follows:

Derby - never been, heard it's real nice, sundresses, etc
Preakness - the white trash race.  You WILL see people with 2 teeth and trucker hats on.  Not the stylish trucker hats mind you, the real ones.  The other side of this is that 80% of the place is college students, a good portion of which are young females that WILL take their tops off on multiple occasions.
Belmont - the bettors race.  Tailgating in the back off the race track, with the hard core gamblers out front.

[dewcrew88]

The Results Are In

Sales girl showed up on time... Gro would put her in the 7 range +/- 0.5   Dressed nice, had her hair did. Nice rump w/ matching rack. A little meat on dem bones but that's what Gro likes... would Gro take her to the company xmas party? nah... but he'd ride the pony.

In an interesting twist...

Gro's chatting it up with the sales re in the hallway as she's on her way out. Accounting girl comes from around the corner. In a split second she looks at Gro, looks sales girl up and down, then glances back at Gro as she walks by.

Nice deal. I laughed like hell when I read that, so +1 karma for the Gro.
So you can ride a 7 pony, but not take her to the Xmas bash?
What gives?

Speaking of ponies, what number does the girl in accounting rate? Depending on her rating, you may not need to worry about rating of said sales rep.

['gro]

if you're going to bring a date (non wifey or committed relationship) to an office party she needs to be smokin' hot. Like U89's date w/ the tig ole bitties.

It's funny, accounting girl is around a 7... but the lack of trim in the office boosts her game. Gro could say the same for himself. Now personally Gro know's he's rediculously good looking (and my mom says I'm handsome). But hey, Gro's the only salaried fool here under 30 (with a wang, there are 2 sub 30 females in the office).

when in rome

['gro]

GRO HIRES DAN REEVES AS PLAYA CONSULTANT
Dan Reeves today shunned the Houston Texans organization just a day after being named special consultant to the teams owner. Reeves announced that he would be focusing all his efforts on creating a playa game plan for a Chattanooga resident known only as "The Enginegro" or "'Gro".

Reeves first order of business was to create a game plan for 'Gro's office Christmas party. "He's got raw talent, so I will have to plan accordingly to his strengths and weeknesses," said Reeves at their impromptu press conference, held outside of a KFC in Chattanooga. "We've got him learning the west coast playa offense... lots of short passes, gradualy advancing the ball downfield".

"Yeah that'll open up the BOX, allowing Gro to run it up the middle, na'mean??" Gro exclaimed from behind a bucket of extra tasty crispy.

Reeves hopes to turn this job into a long lasting relationship with LLPP, Inc.

[JT]

So JT was in the bar at the hotel after watching his boys lose to Mount Union.  Sitting at the Holiday Inn Canton, OH reading the Motley Crue autobiography (JT usually has a couple of books at the ready for road reading) while sipping on Gentleman Jack.

In comes a Xmas party group and a three piece cover band starts to play.  JT goes back to his book ordering refills paying the other patrons no mind.  Then the group gets to the Motown part of their set, so JT turns around to listen (JT likes Motown).

He leaves his book to keep his place at the bar and goes over to the ledge across from the bar which is a barrier between the dance floor and the bar. 

All of a sudden JT hears a guy yell to another dude, "This is the last time I tell you to put out that cigar!" 

Taller dude with cigar says, "I can smoke in this bar.  The only place I'll put it out is on your forehead!"

Showtime!!!!

Two 45ish+ dudes on the dance in bad polyester suits start thowing haymakers but miss each other badly.  Band guy goes, "There a fight, call security."  Band leaves stage.

Girlfriends are screaming.  JT is used to seeing fights in NJ and NY.  JT looks around to check where he is.  Sees a bunch of people with clothes and hairstyles from 10+ years ago.  Yes JT is still in OH.

So JT starts doing play-by-play for the guy standing next to him.

JT: The shorter guy with the comb-over is carrying his left a little low.  He could get hit with a overhand right.

Combover gets hit with overhand right.

JT: Comeover guy is staggered, but stumbles forward and grabs taller Breezly Bruin looking dude and they tumble to the floor.

JT:  Definitely poor technique exhibited by both fighters at this point.  No floor skills.  Don't these guys watch Ultimate Fighting? 

JT: Oh Combover guy seizes the advantage and gets top position and starts rubbing Breezly's head into the dance floor.

JT: Now Breezly's GF/Wife tries to pull Combover off of Breezly. Oh no its being broken up by security. Girls are crying.  Five guys are holding back Breezly.  Both fighters are finally separated.  Time for another drink.

JT held at least five people captively entertained.  JT had his next three rounds bought for him.  Fun evening.  8)