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[dewcrew88]

GRO HIRES DAN REEVES AS PLAYA CONSULTANT
Dan Reeves today shunned the Houston Texans organization just a day after being named special consultant to the teams owner. Reeves announced that he would be focusing all his efforts on creating a playa game plan for a Chattanooga resident known only as "The Enginegro" or "'Gro".

Reeves first order of business was to create a game plan for 'Gro's office Christmas party. "He's got raw talent, so I will have to plan accordingly to his strengths and weeknesses," said Reeves at their impromptu press conference, held outside of a KFC in Chattanooga. "We've got him learning the west coast playa offense... lots of short passes, gradualy advancing the ball downfield".

"Yeah that'll open up the BOX, allowing Gro to run it up the middle, na'mean??" Gro exclaimed from behind a bucket of extra tasty crispy.

Reeves hopes to turn this job into a long lasting relationship with LLPP, Inc.

Now that is a hell of a signing. Good job with that. Hopefully LD11, Reg, Dawg and some of the other LLPP, Inc. members will also sign contracts.

[dewcrew88]

So JT was in the bar at the hotel after watching his boys lose to Mount Union.  Sitting at the Holiday Inn Canton, OH reading the Motley Crue autobiography (JT usually has a couple of books at the ready for road reading) while sipping on Gentleman Jack.

In comes a Xmas party group and a three piece cover band starts to play.  JT goes back to his book ordering refills paying the other patrons no mind.  Then the group gets to the Motown part of their set, so JT turns around to listen (JT likes Motown).

He leaves his book to keep his place at the bar and goes over to the ledge across from the bar which is a barrier between the dance floor and the bar. 

All of a sudden JT hears a guy yell to another dude, "This is the last time I tell you to put out that cigar!" 

Taller dude with cigar says, "I can smoke in this bar.  The only place I'll put it out is on your forehead!"

Showtime!!!!

Two 45ish+ dudes on the dance in bad polyester suits start thowing haymakers but miss each other badly.  Band guy goes, "There a fight, call security."  Band leaves stage.

Girlfriends are screaming.  JT is used to seeing fights in NJ and NY.  JT looks around to check where he is.  Sees a bunch of people with clothes and hairstyles from 10+ years ago.  Yes JT is still in OH.

So JT starts doing play-by-play for the guy standing next to him.

JT: The shorter guy with the comb-over is carrying his left a little low.  He could get hit with a overhand right.

Combover gets hit with overhand right.

JT: Comeover guy is staggered, but stumbles forward and grabs taller Breezly Bruin looking dude and they tumble to the floor.

JT:  Definitely poor technique exhibited by both fighters at this point.  No floor skills.  Don't these guys watch Ultimate Fighting? 

JT: Oh Combover guy seizes the advantage and gets top position and starts rubbing Breezly's head into the dance floor.

JT: Now Breezly's GF/Wife tries to pull Combover off of Breezly. Oh no its being broken up by security. Girls are crying.  Five guys are holding back Breezly.  Both fighters are finally separated.  Time for another drink.

JT held at least five people captively entertained.  JT had his next three rounds bought for him.  Fun evening.  8)

There is nothing funnier than watching 2 over-45 balding guys duke it out. 

[Regulator]

GRO HIRES DAN REEVES AS PLAYA CONSULTANT
Dan Reeves today shunned the Houston Texans organization just a day after being named special consultant to the teams owner. Reeves announced that he would be focusing all his efforts on creating a playa game plan for a Chattanooga resident known only as "The Enginegro" or "'Gro".

Reeves first order of business was to create a game plan for 'Gro's office Christmas party. "He's got raw talent, so I will have to plan accordingly to his strengths and weeknesses," said Reeves at their impromptu press conference, held outside of a KFC in Chattanooga. "We've got him learning the west coast playa offense... lots of short passes, gradualy advancing the ball downfield".

"Yeah that'll open up the BOX, allowing Gro to run it up the middle, na'mean??" Gro exclaimed from behind a bucket of extra tasty crispy.

Reeves hopes to turn this job into a long lasting relationship with LLPP, Inc.

Gro'- don't you see how you are setting yourself up for failure here?  You got these guys so wound up that unless we see pics of you wearing her shirt as a bandana....it will still be a disappointment!

This is bringing your odds way down....and Reg is KEEPIN' TRACK!

[Regulator]

That's quite a story JT!....Reg thought you brought the book into it bc it would have some relevance....

Reg was disappointed that it didn't make its way back into the fight!

['gro]

Reg, Gro hears what you're saying. Accounting girl is just fun to talk about. Chances are she'll show up to the party on some dudes arm anyway.

The gameplan that Mr. Reeves is working on is for overall money-ness at the party. Got to impress the ladies and the fellas.

2 more posts Reg... you can do it.

[Regulator]

I can't do it....
This will be my last post.

Good season guys!

['gro]

I can't do it....
This will be my last post.

Good season guys!

What? did your wife write this? Mrs Reg, give him his laptop back!!

[Regulator]

BIG HITS 2006 200th post!

Now some of you know about this phenomonon that GRO and Reg got into back in '04 (Reg was a much better fullback than Gro was a Linebacker)
We came up with some skits that would match each others wits as well as our humor against each other.

Well Regulator is back with proof!
This is the video that was shot from that glorious day.  Reg completely knocks out Gro and while he is in a deep sleep on the 37 yard line, Reg recruits the fattest lineman on the team to squat "atomic situp" style over the 'Gro.

BLEE DAT!

['gro]

haha welcome to the karma club reg. Gro can not top that post... for now.

['gro]

Gro will be installing a trampoline and basketball hoop in his bedroom

SFW

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/12/13/gallery.leadingoff/content.10.html

[BobbyBoucher]

Here's the cheerleaders post for today...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/12/14/gallery.nbacheer/content.1.html

Bobby thinks the NFL cheerleaders are of higher quality.  Maybe bobby doesn't understand why indoor cheerleaders are wearing long pants instead of shorts.........

[union89]

That's quite a story JT!....Reg thought you brought the book into it bc it would have some relevance....

Reg was disappointed that it didn't make its way back into the fight!

Reg ~
Union89 was thinking the same thing!!  Much like RT, U89 loves 80's hair-metal bands and figured somehow Vince Neil or Tommy Lee would re-enter the story.

JT ~
The story was great, but more importantly, how is the 'Crue Bio??

Karma to Reg for entering the 200 zone by pancakin' 'Gro!!

[JT]

Union89,

The Crue bio is pretty good and in paperback now.  JT likes biographies, leaders, sports, music etc.  The Cru bio is pretty straight: bring broke, grungy, dirty, druggy, groupies.  All there.  JT wasn't the biggest fan of the Crue but appreciates their moment in the sun and what it took to get there.

JT knew if the band members were talking real deal the book would be pretty good.  JT polished off the Namath bio (also very good) over Thanksgiving, the Crue was next on the docket.

[Senor RedTackle]

That's quite a story JT!....Reg thought you brought the book into it bc it would have some relevance....

Reg was disappointed that it didn't make its way back into the fight!

Reg ~
Union89 was thinking the same thing!!  Much like RT, U89 loves 80's hair-metal bands and figured somehow Vince Neil or Tommy Lee would re-enter the story.

JT ~
The story was great, but more importantly, how is the 'Crue Bio??

Karma to Reg for entering the 200 zone by pancakin' 'Gro!!

Along with U89 and Reg, RT was looking for the Crue bio to make it's way back into the story. Don't get RT wrong, the fight scene held my attention..however, RT thought JT was going in a different direction by talking about reading said biography at a bar in Canton, OH while sipping JD.  RT thought the incendiary comments about the cigar would somehow tie back into the book....RT thought they may have lit your book on fire

[JT]

Actually JT was a little worried about losing the book in the scrum, but then he figured which one of these dorks would take the Crue bio given they way they were dancing.