FB: Liberty League

['gro]

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY TONIGHT!!  GRO SNEAKING IN 2 CASES OF HPNOTIQ AND HENNESSY IN ORDER TO "TURN THIS MUTHA OUT".

[gordonmann]

Lots of LL honorees.

Off the top of my head...

First team offense: Branche, Arcidiacano
First team special teams: Kings Point Kicker
Second team offense: Angiletta (sp)
HM offense: Blackowski
3rd team special teams: Jesse Harms (CGA)

Union has an OL and DB on the team, too.

We'll post them later tonight, early tomorrow.

['gro]

DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!
OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY A 'COLOSSAL FAILURE'[/b]

Well, not much to say except put it all out there. Things went bad from the start... CASH BAR? Gro's gotta pay $6 for a liqour drink? not cool. Took a hit in the wallet but tossed a few back. And guess who was a no show... accounting girl. The only other youngin came with her preppy boyfriend. So... good food, decent company, but very tame. So once things wound down Gro broke out the cell and called an audible to be the...

PARTY CRASHER
Luckily a lady friend of Gro's was having a work party the same night. Left the coat and tie in the truck. Hit up the last hour of their open bar and consumed as much alcohol as possible. Everyone was trashed so no one really cared about the party crasher with 2 beers in his hands.

Gro rates the evening in 2 parts
6pm-9pm: 2
9pm-??: 8

['gro]

ENGINEGRO ON THE VERGE OF DUEL FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS

LLPP All Star 'Gro makes up for his lack of social refinement with not 1 but 2 top notch fantasy football teams. Both the 'Time Haters' and 'Pimpin' Ain't Easy' have reached the championship game for thier respective leagues.

The Detroit Lions have already begun talks about having 'Gro become their next general manager. (p.s. Don't tell Matt Millen)

[union89]

'Gro ~

What does San Diego translate to in German??

['gro]

'Gro ~ What does San Diego translate to in German??

"They called it sahn diego... which in German translates to a whales vagina"

[BobbyBoucher]

Time for the Random Hot Chick of the Day

This link could be classified NSFW

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/12/16/dani-lopes-random-hot-chick-of-the-day/#more-1915

['gro]

POST GAME GRONALYSIS

Gro only caught the 4th qtr of the stagg, but UWW looked beaten even after they pulled it within 7. Don't know the time of possession maybe their D was on the field too long. MUC was running the ball to kill the clock and UWW D line was getting blown away.

Mount played the better game (they have some expierience in big games), but Gro was expecting more out of a UWW team that spanked our counsin Johnnies then took down Linfield and their DI QB.

[Jonny Utah]

Side note:  1st person that cracks the "See ya Next Year!!!" joke during New Years Eve week is going to get punched in the nose by the Dawg.   

Dawg, I have the same problem for the people who keep asking me. "Hey, do you have all your Christmas Shopping done yet?"  I am also going to punch the next person in the nose who asks me that question.  I just hope its just not my mom.

['gro]

Remember when buning a mix CD for someone counted as a gift? Now it has become the high tech equivalent of fruit cake.

Another tatic that has been semi-retired is the RPI gifts. Freshman year ma, pa, aunts and uncles got decked out in (overpriced) RPI gear. Easiest shopping Gro ever did (p.s. he also charged said gifts to his school account). Dad/Gramps still get an RPI hat every now and again.

[lewdogg11]

I f'ing hate mondays.  Most people are leaving me alone this week.  but it's still Monday.  and it still sucks.

LD11 was not able to catch the Stagg, but 'Gro kept me in the loop.  JU and LD11 met at the Pats game, where our Patriots may have put some fear in the NFL.  Even the Colts were so scared that they even blew it.  Good to see.  Cut that MEAT!!!  Cut that MEAT!!!  Man, I hate Peyton Manning.

'Gro, sounds like your Xmas party extravaganza excitement was a dud.  Atleast you're in love so it doesn't much matter right?  How you gonna get a diamond this Xmas?  You only had like 2 weeks to save up!

Has everyone finished their Christmas shopping?  Damn!  i had to ask!

[JT]

Figured the LLPP would enjoy this little xmas video.  Note: Lots of cursing in the video.  JT would advise using earphones at work or waiting until your are outside of the confines of the work environment.

No Christmas for You

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

['gro]

Gro is scared... the pats may end up in the supa-bowl again. With all the hype on the colts, bengals, seahawks, and the eagles drama... no one is paying attention to the pats. Could of chalked up their good play to their god awful division until last weeks rape of the bucs.

Lewdogg, 'Gro expects to be on the receiving end of many puppy dogs and ice cream jokes from you and regulator... bring it. This is for you..

Special Transcript of 3 way RPI Hater Conference Call 12/18/05

Regulator: What's it like, Gro?
Enginegro: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man!
Lewdogg11: No, the other thing - love.
Regulator: Yeah, what is that?
Enginegro: You really want to know what love is?
Regulator: Yes!
Lewdogg11: More than anything in the world Gro.

Enginegro: It's kinda like...  Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto's always been, "When it's right, it's right" / Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

Regulator and Lewdogg11: When everything's a little clearer in the light of day / And we know the night is always gonna be there anyway. Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite / Looking forward to a little afternoon delight / Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite / And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting.

All: Sky rockets in flight
Regulator: BEEE-OOOOP!
All: Afternoon delight.
Regulator: BOOOOOO-EP!

Enginegro: You guys have it, I think.
Regulator: I don't know Gro, That sounds kinda crazy.
Lewdogg11: Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Regulator: Yeah you got mental problems, man.
Lewdogg11: Yeah, he really does.
Regulator: Man.

All: Afternoon Delight!

[union89]

Union89 saw "Anchorman" last evening and found it hysterical.....The movie itself was funny, but putting 2 and 2 together with all of 'Gro's previous posts and references made it even funnier.  U89 thought 'Gro was goin' coco with all his crazy, nonsensical posts until it all came together on DVD last night!!!!!!

Karma to you 'Gro because you, "Smell like ****......mixed with burning hair!!!"

[union89]

JT ~
Karma to you as well....that link was classic, and Union89 agrees with that little green bastard 100%!!!