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['gro]

Union89 saw "Anchorman" last evening and found it hysterical.....The movie itself was funny, but putting 2 and 2 together with all of 'Gro's previous posts and references made it even funnier.  U89 thought 'Gro was goin' coco with all his crazy, nonsensical posts until it all came together on DVD last night!!!!!!

Karma to you 'Gro because you, "Smell like ****......mixed with burning hair!!!"

Watch it 6 more times U89... it will become a part of your everyday vocabulary. There's also a lot of subtle humor in it you don't catch the 1st time around. Check out Brian Fantana ready to throw down with Wes Mantooth's crew after the 'seafood dinner' line. pure comedy.

[JT]

JT watched Anchorman again this weekend.  There are sooo many good quotable lines, it's ridiculous.  JT was laughing and would say occasionally to his lady, "Hey Gro used that one... or LD11 used that one... or Reg....!"

She: Isn't football season finally over, why are you still chatting?

JT: Gotta assist the boys with the LLPP, offseason is gonna be busy

She:  What?

JT:  A corporation we're starting.

She:  What is the concept?

JT: Well, the members of the LLPP currently work for poorly run corporations and other organizations.  Using humor and intelligence the men of the LLPP plan to take advantage of the morons they currently work for/with.  Kinda like the Billionaires Boys club, but much funnier.

She:  So this is fiction?

JT: No, but it is primarily an excuse to use lavish expense accounts to travel, play golf, party, and mack some ho's

She:  You are all demented!

JT: Amen!

['gro]

Anchorman quotes...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes

[Jonny Utah]

"She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again." -Brian Fantana

(my favorite a-man quote)

[dewcrew88]

Has anyone chair-raced at their business? I just partook of the fun and it ruled. One of our big bosses saw us  in the middle of the race and said .. 'There are customers in the next room, just quiet down a little bit' laughing the entire time.

Do you have a cool boss that would allow chair-racing or some other great activity around the office? I'm thinking in most places, the word would be 'Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.'

['gro]

Enginegro wears many hats at his workplace, one of them happens to be safety manager... chair racing would probably get me **** canned.

[gobombers]

I have to say, after a few years of reading post patterns, and specifically, the LLPP board......I never thought I would read that 'gro had responsiblities as a "safety manager".....may I ask, what specifically does that entail?!?!?!!?!?

[union89]

Enginegro wears many hats at his workplace, one of them happens to be safety manager... chair racing would probably get me **** canned.

As "Safety Manager", does your cubical have many leather bound books??  does it smell like rich mahogany??

[Lyco80]

Gro,

Do you have to wear a hard hat and remind people that there is to be no running with scissors?

I still remember Cheers with Dr. Frazier Crane running around the bar with scissors proclaiming to be a dangerous man.  What a hoot!

In the Navy we have carrier quals where you dive onto a wet floor and slide trying to effect the perfect tailhook landing while your somewhat inebriated comrades rate your prowess.

We love safety in the NAVY!

['gro]

LLPP faithful, rest assured. Gro is mearly the lead man for safety and isn't 100% responsible for a day to day safe workplace, the supervisors handle a lot of the work (investigations, training, etc) Gro gets to deal with OSHA, the EPA, and corporate know it alls. Just one of many job duties Gro has been thrown into in Chatt town.

[lewdogg11]

'Gro, on Showtime last week, LD11 glanced by a movie called Chattahoochee, from 1989, starring Gary Oldman and Dennis Hopper.  I've yet to view it.  Stay tuned.

['gro]

Gro thinks the WNBA needs a team here called the Chattahoochees... not that that would make anyone watch it, but it would be cool.

[Reno Hightower]

Merry Christmas everyone, looking forward to another 6-7 months of non-football jabber!

[Regulator]

DAWG'S COMMON COURTESY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TIPS

Shopping is a big pain in the ass but when it's Christmas time, shopping can be like waking up next to a Friendosaurus with no recollection of what happened or how you got there from the previous night.  Pure unadulterated hell.  Dawg has some courtesy tips that all should oblige to during the Christmas season (All LLPP'ers are exempt from said tips).

1.  Just because it's Christmas, it doesn't give you the right to have endless stupid mind chatter with the cashier at a store in the mall because Dawg's in a hurry and didn't plan to sit in line all day.  Do yourself and everyone else in line a favor and pay for your stuff, give a quick "Merry Christmas", and bounce!!! 

2.  Please be courteous to your fellow parkers and if you are exiting the mall, walk in the lane that your car is parked.  Don't be the same beotch that made Dawg think that she was going to her car today and then walk right past the car in said lane to her car 5 lanes over.

3.  To stores:  Do not advertise a major sale and then when Dawg comes into the store there being no sale.  The next store that misleads the Dawg with a sale price will be victims of Dawg's thug friends' next major heist.  For example, Lord & Taylor is going out of bidness and has a huge sign saying "All Store 70% Off!!!".  Dawg is excited only to be let down that the mint condition Perry Ellis pink stretch shirt is $300, down from $1000.  Dawg thinks that any store having a sale should have items being no more than $30. 

Note Dawg was kindly escorted from Lord & Taylor for raising a ruckus over being mislead by said sale. 

4.  To all Mall Kiosk Sales People:  Dawg knows you're just doing your job but if you're selling some oceanic herbal foot cream, please don't go up to the Dawg and ask him if he'd like to try some of it on.  Looking at the Dawg alone should tell you that he doesn't have any use for said footcream.  Please just audible and ask the Friendosaurus with the corns on her toes.  It'll make all parties happy & satisfied in the end.       

Dawg hopes these Common Courtesy Christmas Shopping Tips have been helpful to his fellow LLPP'ers.

Regulator's "Holiday" Ruminations

#1 True!!...and secondly, if you whip out a check book to pay for something, Regulator will take said checkbook and crumple up every check and bounce them off your head.  How are checks still even produced?...
#1a exception- if any LLPP'er is running game on the 18 year old behind the register, leave him be...if anything, help him out and give him a quick chuckle to his not-so-funny joke.

#2 Can people please realize that you do not have to park within 8 rows of the store you are entering?  Your feet will NOT fall off if you park in the back and walk in.  You will walk at least 150X more once you get in the mall anyways.  PLEASE DONT SIT WITH YOU BLINKER ON AND EXPECT REGULATOR NOT TO WHIP INTO A SPOT JUST TO SPITE YOU!!!

#3 Sales....now Reg loves a good sale!....Reg cannot stand the signs that say in HUGE LETTERS "SALE 70% OFF *" and in tiny letters "off all men's swim trunks and swim goggles"

#4 reg can't hate on people for this one....I know that they have to make a living....but don't take it personally when reg looks right through you and completely ignores your when you jump out in front of him with the SEG.  It just so happens this is the same look Reg gives the bums begging for money, both on his way in, and on his way out of said mall.  Why do people beg for money..if they put 1/10th of the effort they put into walking that path between cars at stoplights, they could keep a solid job at rite-aide or Burger king.
GET THE F OUTTA MY FACE.

HAPPY SHOPPING!

[Jonny Utah]

DAWG'S COMMON COURTESY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TIPS

Shopping is a big pain in the ass but when it's Christmas time, shopping can be like waking up next to a Friendosaurus with no recollection of what happened or how you got there from the previous night.  Pure unadulterated hell.  Dawg has some courtesy tips that all should oblige to during the Christmas season (All LLPP'ers are exempt from said tips).

1.  Just because it's Christmas, it doesn't give you the right to have endless stupid mind chatter with the cashier at a store in the mall because Dawg's in a hurry and didn't plan to sit in line all day.  Do yourself and everyone else in line a favor and pay for your stuff, give a quick "Merry Christmas", and bounce!!! 

2.  Please be courteous to your fellow parkers and if you are exiting the mall, walk in the lane that your car is parked.  Don't be the same beotch that made Dawg think that she was going to her car today and then walk right past the car in said lane to her car 5 lanes over.

3.  To stores:  Do not advertise a major sale and then when Dawg comes into the store there being no sale.  The next store that misleads the Dawg with a sale price will be victims of Dawg's thug friends' next major heist.  For example, Lord & Taylor is going out of bidness and has a huge sign saying "All Store 70% Off!!!".  Dawg is excited only to be let down that the mint condition Perry Ellis pink stretch shirt is $300, down from $1000.  Dawg thinks that any store having a sale should have items being no more than $30. 

Note Dawg was kindly escorted from Lord & Taylor for raising a ruckus over being mislead by said sale. 

4.  To all Mall Kiosk Sales People:  Dawg knows you're just doing your job but if you're selling some oceanic herbal foot cream, please don't go up to the Dawg and ask him if he'd like to try some of it on.  Looking at the Dawg alone should tell you that he doesn't have any use for said footcream.  Please just audible and ask the Friendosaurus with the corns on her toes.  It'll make all parties happy & satisfied in the end.       

Dawg hopes these Common Courtesy Christmas Shopping Tips have been helpful to his fellow LLPP'ers.

Regulator's "Holiday" Ruminations

#1 True!!...and secondly, if you whip out a check book to pay for something, Regulator will take said checkbook and crumple up every check and bounce them off your head.  How are checks still even produced?...
#1a exception- if any LLPP'er is running game on the 18 year old behind the register, leave him be...if anything, help him out and give him a quick chuckle to his not-so-funny joke.

#2 Can people please realize that you do not have to park within 8 rows of the store you are entering?  Your feet will NOT fall off if you park in the back and walk in.  You will walk at least 150X more once you get in the mall anyways.  PLEASE DONT SIT WITH YOU BLINKER ON AND EXPECT REGULATOR NOT TO WHIP INTO A SPOT JUST TO SPITE YOU!!!

#3 Sales....now Reg loves a good sale!....Reg cannot stand the signs that say in HUGE LETTERS "SALE 70% OFF *" and in tiny letters "off all men's swim trunks and swim goggles"

#4 reg can't hate on people for this one....I know that they have to make a living....but don't take it personally when reg looks right through you and completely ignores your when you jump out in front of him with the SEG.  It just so happens this is the same look Reg gives the bums begging for money, both on his way in, and on his way out of said mall.  Why do people beg for money..if they put 1/10th of the effort they put into walking that path between cars at stoplights, they could keep a solid job at rite-aide or Burger king.
GET THE F OUTTA MY FACE.

HAPPY SHOPPING!

#1- Yea, if its a hot chick, I usually give a "hey, what time do you get off?  I hear the California Pizza Kitchen has a special on wings after 4pm. just dont forget to invite your chest..."....if its a guy Im like "yea forget the bag chief, Im all set".....

#2-I can't comment.  Like Gro, I was at a mall once (the Natick, MA mall).  The mall has identical...I mean IDENTICAL parking lots on each side of the mall.  Well lets just say I spent 45 minutes on the wrong side of that mall looking for the 97 Izuzu Rodeo.....As I was about to walk in to talk to mall security, I finally found my P and B's and realized that my car was on the other side of the mall..........

#3- When you shop for all your christmas gifts at 11:55 on Christmas Eve, you dont have much time for sales........I wish I wasnt so lazy to save myself thousands of dollars.....

#4- JU loves the neck massage people but abhors the cellphone plan people......just leave me the f@#k alone and rub my back b!tch...!!!!!

Thanks again to LD11 and family for hosting JU after the Pats game for a half a dozen Labatts Blues and a sauage sandwich and some rolls.......I also dropped one pass from one of LD11s family friends...I was embarrased to say the least....