FB: Liberty League

[BobbyBoucher]

LL PP, Inc. wishes Pat a Happy Birthday!!![/size][/color]

http://www.d3sports.com/post/index.php?action=calendar

[Pat Coleman]

Thanks, guys.

['gro]

LLPP All Stars Taking a Day Off From Their Real Jobs

  Go Pat... It'cha birthday... Go Pat... It'cha birthday... Go Pat... It'cha birthday...  [/b]


p.s. I got you some karma, it's delicious.

['gro]

Time for a corny Joke

Q: If Girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?



A: IHOP

[dewcrew88]

Time for a corny Joke

Q: If Girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?



A: IHOP

Time for another corny joke

Q. What do you call a Somalian with a yeast infection?



A. A quarter-pounder with cheese.

['gro]

Gro will be skipping lunch today, thanks Bud.

[BobbyBoucher]

The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on Little Johnny.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

['gro]

Enginegro Math Lesson...

Hopefully everyone at LLPP Inc. has this Friday off from work like Gro does. In the real world that means a 32 hour work week.... But Gro follows a different set of rules. Anything under 40 is rounded down to ZERO. Gro keeps the messy desk in order to look like a hard worker, but what does it matter when my boss is out for the week? The only reason I'm here is because if I didn't show up some hater would rat on me!

Next week is even better with both Monday and Friday off.

[union89]

The teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on Little Johnny.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

Bobby ~
Heard that 1 before, but still laughed out loud....karmalized ice cream to you....

[Knightstalker]

One Christmas Eve a long time ago, Santa was very busy.  It had been a hectic season and Santa was getting short tempered.  He had labor problems, the elves walked out and Santa had to hire Dwarves as scabs.  Some of the new reindeer were being hazed by the older ones and reported it to the union and the police.  Santa had to deal with these and many more headaches.  Finally the Sled and Santa were both loaded.  Just as Santa is getting ready to ride off an angel comes running up with a Christmas Tree and shouts at Santa, "Santa where do you want me to put this tree?"  And that is how the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree.

Knightstalker has Friday and Monday, next Friday and the following Monday off.  Knightstalker is using his last three vacation days for this year next week so he has a nice vacation coming up.  Knightstalkers boss is out most of this week and things are slow this time of year so the two hour plus lunches are occurring.

[njlincolnlion]

Knightstalker & Gro:

Happy Holidays to you all, Knightstalker, I like the "writing style ala "Gro in the third person  .

[Garnet]

Many of you have probably seen this already.  Even if you have, Garnet thinks you would like to see it again. 

The merging of two great classics gets you:

Raging Rudolph
http://www.lv6.com/madtv-ragingrudolph.php

[Garnet]

Merry Christmas

['gro]

Good one garnet (both of them)

Which brings me to the not so random pic of the day

[icgrad87]

Good one garnet (both of them)

Which brings me to the not so random pic of the day

That would be Yukon Cornelius!!!  Karma to you if I could!!