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[union89]

Boys of Troy ~

The countdown was classic and had Union89 reminiscing about Spring Break!!  U89 is old and we were in Daytona Beach before the ass fell out and barriers were set up.....wet T's were plentiful and U89 banged a co-ed cheerleader from U-Tennessee with the lie that he won a Nationonal DI-AA Football Championship from Georgia Southern.....she thought U89 was the stones.  This may be were U89 first perfected his 'fabricating' skillz....

Garnet ~
The foursome was with Foto, The Dude and Fiala.......they have about 10 kids between them and U89 continues to chase skirts...........

IS THAT A PROBLEM??

[JT]

Dawg,

What happened to the house party story with the paint job?

[Regulator]

Reg wants to see a contest that includes the following-
3 Doors, each of containing an outfit for said sister.  She must wear it for the entire length of the stay.

The first is a straight up flight suit.
The second is a bulky sweater and sweatpants
The third door has nothing more than a VS hot pink lace baby doll...this is the winner.  No skill, all luck.

Another contest Reg was intrested in playing is the game "nervous"
Various members from Dawgs family, including sis all taking turns to try the infamous game on BF.

Of course when it is sisters turn and he ins't so "nervous"...he gets a beatdown for being disrespectful at the house of dawg.

PS- dawg +1K ....don't hate at some of the comments, but I needed to level the playing field for BF.  The beer chug just isn't fair.

[JT]

7. Get BF a PP logon and see if he can hang with the LLPP. If he gets smited like a rented mule, he must eat a whole wheat bagel.

[Jonny Utah]

dawg, one day around noon, go out and buy 40 McDonalds hamburgers.  It is said you cant eat 20 of them in a four hour span.  Then the both of you go in the den, put on a bowl game and challange him. I think you can do it. 

If he pulls that wheat intolerance crap again, just tell him hes out of the circle of trust, and tell him youll be watching him.

['gro]

2002

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Warning... this is going to be a long post, you might want to go to the bathroom or get a sandwich before reading any further...[/b]

This year started off with Gro freshly graduated from RPI and unemployed. Gro's cash reserve was emptying fast... and with no more football games there's no opportunity for papaGro to slip his son a 20 spot.

Gro continued the search for a FT job, but he needed cheddar NOW. Signed up to be a substitute teacher for sch'dy school district. The good part is that it paid well considering how little you have to work. The bad part was the 5am automated calling system that told you if you had to work that day. Also, these kids were BAD. It made Gro want to find out where they live, date thier mother, get joint custody, and then beat the living **** out of that kid.

That went on until March, when Gro finally landed an engineering position in Tampa. Of course there was a catch there too. They didn't need me to start until July. Gro told them he was ready to roll now... so they decided to let me "commute" to kentucky for 4 months. hop on a bird to KY monday, fly back friday... weekends in Schenectady. Lived off the corporate card, good times.

Finally moved to Tampa in July (MamaGro was balling her eyes out)... Gro's apartment was robbed within 3 weeks (and I lived in a GOOD complex!!) Didn't have much at the time so all the bastards really got was me laptop. Other than that life was good. Became very familiar with the 3-for-1 drink special at full moon saloon and the rest of Ybor City. Great city, shouldn't have moved... but that is another story....

[Regulator]

Gro-
Did you make up the line about finding out where they live, date their mother, get joint custody...and beat the......?
If so, I would copywrite that!!!!

brilliant!!

[Senor RedTackle]

RT - Question... Is this the 1st time you are meeting the in laws ever, or is this just the "hey I'm marrying your daughter" get together.

Either way... shouldn't there be a courtesy call beforehand to the father?

1995

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Now things get interesting... Of course Gro had drank prior to this, maybe sip a little somethin somethin out of grandpa's stash... Now Gro's getting DRUNK. 1st time Gro got really drunk... Friday night, just finished playing CBA in football. Ma dukes bought her little man some McDonalds. Went down the block to a party (to watch a movie mom), drank shots of straight bottom shelf vodka. Made out with some chick, ended up puking off this girls porch -- she recognized the mcdonalds -- then tried to make out that girl no less than 5min later and she knew I threw up so she was repulsed.

Said courtesy call was performed.....not sure of dad's reaction since he never changes his tone

[Senor RedTackle]

1494

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Still around 500 years before JU was born.  The first paper mill appeared in England, Spain and Portugal sign the treaty of Tordesillas........

ok, not that funny, Ill shut up now.

But I did think about doing that for every single year up untill 2006.....Maybe I should do in on some random message board in the "Illinois-badger conference" or the "Heartland collegiate athletic conference" and see how long it takes to get -100 kharma.

I wonder if I could do this all before the new year.

RT actually found that quite funny and in line w/ RT's style of humor

[Senor RedTackle]

RECAP OF RT's "HOLIDAY ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCE WEEK" (so far)[/size][/color][/b]

Monday - RT and fiance arrive in Houston. Out to dinner at Papsito's w/ future inlaw's. RT shut down after 1 Gold Margarita since no one else was drinking (no clue why)
Tue - RT spends most of day on laptop and cell phone doing work. Fiance not happy but spends day w/ her mother doing girl stuff. RT ends up going to lunch w/ father, then to local pawn shop to look at guitars, power tools, and hand guns. RT recharged from this "man-time". RT a bit cautious, however, when he returns to the house and said FFIL (future father in law) busts out the handgun collection. RT knows not to mess w/ the daugther of a TX father.
Wed - Golf at the country club. FFIL lives on a par 3 in a golf community. RT busts out w/ a 44 after not playing for 3 months. RT thinks fiance upset that RT beat FFIL. Evening winds down and RT watches 'Scarface' w/ FFIL after the women retire for evening. RT could sense that FFIL may have been a bit uncomfortable with all the cocaine references but pleased w/ the gunplay.

[Regulator]

Dood,


You left out the whole part about you actually TELLING THEM!!!
Details!

[Knightstalker]

Dawg, don't let sisters boyfriend off the hook, beer is made from Barly and Hops, not wheat unless you buy a wheat beer.  He can drink beers with the Dawg.

8.  Over the course of the three day competition have a weight gain challenge.  The most weight gained wins, over ten pounds gained add bonus points.

['gro]

Only a few posts left to finish out my year in review mission. Gro will post his 2006 preminitions then go back to posting absolute nonsense.

2003

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"Take me to another place... Take me to another land..."

The Recap
Life continued to be good in Tampa. The sun, the beaches, couldn't ask for more... except money. Career hungry Gro is ready for the next level (which was part of the program Gro was hired into) but there were no openings to move into in Tampa. So Gro's program manager gets him a transfer offer in Jackson, Tennessee (look it up on mapquest, it's a dump). New job, more money, plus full relo... Gro takes it and moves to TN in December '03.

The Highlights
The Bucs winning the superbowl and Gro downtown drinking like he's been a fan for 20 years.
Gasparilla (Tampa's mardi gras) and Guavaween
The 1st annual hater reunion in Boston, which led to the OB/GYN incident.
Gro's ill-advised relationship with a co-worker... who would later be called "psycho work girl".

[Jonny Utah]

RECAP OF RT's "HOLIDAY ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCE WEEK" (so far)[/size][/color][/b]

Monday - RT and fiance arrive in Houston. Out to dinner at Papsito's w/ future inlaw's. RT shut down after 1 Gold Margarita since no one else was drinking (no clue why)
Tue - RT spends most of day on laptop and cell phone doing work. Fiance not happy but spends day w/ her mother doing girl stuff. RT ends up going to lunch w/ father, then to local pawn shop to look at guitars, power tools, and hand guns. RT recharged from this "man-time". RT a bit cautious, however, when he returns to the house and said FFIL (future father in law) busts out the handgun collection. RT knows not to mess w/ the daugther of a TX father.
Wed - Golf at the country club. FFIL lives on a par 3 in a golf community. RT busts out w/ a 44 after not playing for 3 months. RT thinks fiance upset that RT beat FFIL. Evening winds down and RT watches 'Scarface' w/ FFIL after the women retire for evening. RT could sense that FFIL may have been a bit uncomfortable with all the cocaine references but pleased w/ the gunplay.

a few of my thoughts RT,

1) I take pride in being the "family boozer".  Id wait untill everyone wakes up for that awkward inlaw family breakfast, sits down at the kitchen table and starts talking about how crappy the parking is going to be at the mall today.  Thats when you go to the fridge in a half opened robe with tidy-whities, grab a beer out of the fridge, crack it open, pound it, throw it in the sink and say something like "wow, that hit the spot....see you guys at lunch." and leave the kitchen........then come back and just say you were kidding (but dont smile at all when you do it)....if your woman has some younger brothers they will honor you like a king......

2) handguns, pawnshops, and scarface? RT, Id get into this family as soon as possible. 

3)

[Garnet]

The countdown was classic and had Union89 reminiscing about Spring Break!!  U89 is old and we were in Daytona Beach before the ass fell out and barriers were set up.....

looks like Daytona is still a place to go for Spring Break

http://www.dmanqzar.com/springbreak2004/bikini/

Garnet made the trip to Ft. Lauderdale back in the day.  That place is not spring break friendly anymore.  Hasn't been for years.