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Doid23

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on October 20, 2009, 02:23:53 PM
[Rev's solution: bring the Charmin soft wipes.  Be unabashed about doing it.  When Rev was at the airline, he's march down to a different floor with his softies and a magazine under his arm.  People HAD to know what The Rev was up to, because Rev made no effort to hide the fact that his 1:30 appointment was about to happen.

"Be not afraid."

Ah, at least you're following the rules. Rule #3: Never crap on your own floor, just bad form.  Rule #7: Never use those seat liners. It's your a*s, after all. And they just get in the way.

JQV

Any Yankee fans in LLPP care to explain this:


JT


JT

Quote from: Doid23 on October 20, 2009, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on October 20, 2009, 02:23:53 PM
[Rev's solution: bring the Charmin soft wipes.  Be unabashed about doing it.  When Rev was at the airline, he's march down to a different floor with his softies and a magazine under his arm.  People HAD to know what The Rev was up to, because Rev made no effort to hide the fact that his 1:30 appointment was about to happen.

"Be not afraid."

Ah, at least you're following the rules. Rule #3: Never crap on your own floor, just bad form.  Rule #7: Never use those seat liners. It's your a*s, after all. And they just get in the way.

Rule #4: Courtesy flush dude, you're not brewing coffee
Rule #5: Don't try to carry on a conversation from the other stall,  I've got reading material for a reason.
Rule #6: Don't grunt and moan like your trying to press 300 lbs.

lewdogg11


JQV

Quote from: Dr. Lew Von Doggenstein on October 20, 2009, 03:29:20 PMI can explain it.  H-O-M-O-S

It's almost beyond that.  It's close to sexual assault.  I mean, that is two handfuls and a stare.  Even in California that has to be illegal...right?

Doid23

Quote from: JT on October 20, 2009, 03:20:13 PM
Quote from: Doid23 on October 20, 2009, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on October 20, 2009, 02:23:53 PM
[Rev's solution: bring the Charmin soft wipes.  Be unabashed about doing it.  When Rev was at the airline, he's march down to a different floor with his softies and a magazine under his arm.  People HAD to know what The Rev was up to, because Rev made no effort to hide the fact that his 1:30 appointment was about to happen.

"Be not afraid."

Ah, at least you're following the rules. Rule #3: Never crap on your own floor, just bad form.  Rule #7: Never use those seat liners. It's your a*s, after all. And they just get in the way.

Rule #4: Courtesy flush dude, you're not brewing coffee
Rule #5: Don't try to carry on a conversation from the other stall,  I've got reading material for a reason.
Rule #6: Don't grunt and moan like your trying to press 300 lbs.

Damn, I've never met you, never had this discussion with you, but those are in fact the same rules I have, just different numbers. Addendum to #5, if someone starts a conversation with you as you're walking into the bathroom, and then continues towards the stalls, the proper decision is to take a p*ss and return later.

TheGrove


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Quote from: Doid23 on October 20, 2009, 03:37:27 PM


Damn, I've never met you, never had this discussion with you, but those are in fact the same rules I have, just different numbers. Addendum to #5, if someone starts a conversation with you as you're walking into the bathroom, and then continues towards the stalls, the proper decision is to take a p*ss and return later.

SF had to execute Doid's #5 just yesterday... went to a different floor.
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Quote from: JT on October 20, 2009, 03:20:13 PM
Quote from: Doid23 on October 20, 2009, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on October 20, 2009, 02:23:53 PM
[Rev's solution: bring the Charmin soft wipes.  Be unabashed about doing it.  When Rev was at the airline, he's march down to a different floor with his softies and a magazine under his arm.  People HAD to know what The Rev was up to, because Rev made no effort to hide the fact that his 1:30 appointment was about to happen.

"Be not afraid."

Ah, at least you're following the rules. Rule #3: Never crap on your own floor, just bad form.  Rule #7: Never use those seat liners. It's your a*s, after all. And they just get in the way.

Rule #4: Courtesy flush dude, you're not brewing coffee
Rule #5: Don't try to carry on a conversation from the other stall,  I've got reading material for a reason.
Rule #6: Don't grunt and moan like your trying to press 300 lbs.

#6 this morning while pbr was standing at the urinal some dood you would of thought was giving birth to a watermelon....wtf? how much louder a person could grunt and groan is beyond pbr...thought monica seles was in there.  almost felt like saying dood there are veggies/fruits in the world 

JQV

There should be no conversation at all.  Since when did the men's room become the water cooler?

I was working on a campaign once with an old Florida politico.  He and I were both in the men's when a young ivy-league intern strolls in and starts making small talk.  No one responds.  When old southern politico and I walk out of the men's room he looks at me and drawls "why the (DLIP) was he just talking in the men's room...he queer or something?"

Doid23

Quote from: Yankee_Dragon (f/k/a JQV before USF got ripped by Cincy) on October 20, 2009, 04:05:28 PM
There should be no conversation at all.  Since when did the men's room become the water cooler?

I was working on a campaign once with an old Florida politico.  He and I were both in the men's when a young ivy-league intern strolls in and starts making small talk.  No one responds.  When old southern politico and I walk out of the men's room he looks at me and drawls "why the (DLIP) was he just talking in the men's room...he queer or something?"

Nice. And soon enough, we won't need parentheses around the (DLIP), it will become understood without reference.

pumkinattack

BTW,

  Any of you Union cats graduate in 1978, run track and work for IBM now?  Can a brother get a stock tip?

Doid23

Quote from: pumkinattack on October 20, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
BTW,

  Any of you Union cats graduate in 1978, run track and work for IBM now?  Can a brother get a stock tip?

True story...Doid's father-in-law used to be a big shot at IBM, knew the guy, and knowing that I went to Union, always told me (for YEARS) that this dude was dirty, not about insider stock trading, but just in general, fudging sales numbers, how he treated people, etc., but he was the (now CEO's) right hand man, so protected.  He was in town this weekend, over and over telling me "I told you so" about this guy.

JT

Quote from: pumkinattack on October 20, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
BTW,

  Any of you Union cats graduate in 1978, run track and work for IBM now?  Can a brother get a stock tip?

IBM looks like it is nearing short term resistance and is probably heading down to about 118 where it will meet a resistance level it should bounce back up from.  It has been on an uptrend since Nov. Buy on dips down and watch out for a test of the previous high of $130 before the uptrend that began in Nov.  If it can't break out past $130 it will probably fall down around $110-$112.  If it dips down to $115 or so before testing $130, it may fall down to $100.

This is probably a 6 month trend or so barring any significant good or bad news.