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union89

Bus ~

Union89 can sympathize with your plight, but the big question is......what are you doing, going to a hockey game??  College hockey is cool in that you can sneak in booze, and depending on the opponent, throw things at the goalie (ie., oranges, squid or whole fish).  Pro hockey is a huge yawn, beaten out only by pro basketball....

Happy New Year to all!!!!!!!

coco

#3961
Uh oh.
Did Bus Driver get caught?
Has TDT been back in our midst?

I'm kidding, Bus Driver!
Two words:  THE STREAK

UNION 82

Quote from: coco on December 31, 2005, 06:00:09 PM
Uh oh.
Did Bus Driver get caught?
Has TDT been back in our midst?

I'm kidding, Bus Driver!


Never saw them both on at the same time. ;D

Happy New Year to all, from UNION 82!
We are all undefeated again!

Thanks for karma, Mr. Guru. Too bad about the airline. Hope something works out for ya, we been counting on you!

God Bless.
Take sh*t from no man, woman, child, or small animal.

Senor RedTackle

Hello boys...RT apologizes for his low profile. Please don't think that RT is another one of those absentee executives...not this guy. He takes his position at LL,Inc very seriously.

Just to update everyone on some of RT's highlights of the last couple of weeks

- good trip to TX for FIL's....RT and FMIL still feeling each other out. RT bonded w/ FFIL and FBIL but FMIL is still a tough nut to crack. When RT travels for holidays that include stays of more than 3 nights, he likes to relax and make himself at home. RT doesn't like to be on edge worrying about using coasters, not wearing socks w/ holes in them, not spilling any crumbs beyond his plate, etc. RT under alot of scrutiny from FMIL...they don't have the LL mojo down there
- RT had travel experience from hell to FILs that included an unplanned overnight in Chicago due to a "fuel leak" in the engine. RT questioning the safety of airlines. While sitting on the tarmac waiting to take off, the pilot announces we'll be late so "maintenance can do a routine check"...25 min later, said pilot announces "maint. man checking up on a possible fuel leak that was uncovered on the previous flight". Another 25 min transpire and the captain informs us that it was indeed a fuel leak, we'd have to deplane, and there were no more flights that evening. At this point, RT wondering how the hell the plane was allowed to fly to the current destination since they obviously sensed a leak that was bad enough to ground the bird. Note to self...no more US Air.
- RT received nice Tag Heuer watch from fiance...anyone want to buy a nice fake Rolex RT had acquired in Times Square a couple of weeks ago??
- RT working on his move to the new house in Saratoga Springs next week. RT would be happy to host the LL,Inc company picnic this August. RT is a short walk to the track.....


'gro

Gro's alive after new years excursion into the peach state... more news to come later...

lewdogg11

LD11 is alive and well.  Managed a night out in Saratoga on New Years Eve Eve with no one getting arrested or beaten by Saratoga's well known drunkard abusing cops. 

New Years Eve was a low key house party at Brother of LD11's(BOLD11's).

The Patriots were able to make everyone forget they lost while intentionally throwing the 2-point conversion out of bounds.  Flutie's drop kick was the story of the day?  Stoked for the playoffs.

LD11 has his last day at WTFF's today.  Tomorrow it's off to filthy Jersey, then back to the Hoe Slappin' Palace on Thursday night.  Hopefully it's still there.  been 3 weeks since I left.

Funniest story of the weekend came from Mrs. WTFF.  She is a nurse and told a story of a patient who came in after Xmas witha flower pot stuck in his butt.  What i'm wondering is who are these people sitting around thehouse thinking...'Hmmm, what can I shove up there today?'  Blows my mind. 

Regulator

NYEWU- (new years eve wrap up)
Title- "What the hell happened last night"

So as most of you know Regulator had a calm evening planned at Reg's brothers house....so he proceeded to follow though with the plan.

Stopped to pick up a bottle of vodka,  patron (for some shots later) and some Merlot for Mrs. Reg.

What started out as a normal house party quickly escalated due to Regs bro. (the same kid who used to chug pitchers of beer for money)

At some point in the night Friend of regs little bro shows up with 1.75 of kettle one and immediately every male in the house is drinking 3/4 K1- 1/4 limeonade

Fast forward 2 hours, regulator was cutting up some limes when Friend of regs bro creeps up on him.  After reg threatens him to "better not do that again, I'll cut you" <jokingly> he actually cuts the kid (barely a paper cut with the ginzu 2000 he was susing to cut limes)......fast forward another hour...
Regs little bro busts out in speach 5 mins before 12pm and bursts into tears (he is a very emotional kat)...

<Fast forward past the shots of patron and the sashimi style steak regs little bro busts out>  Regs little Bro busts out "On Demand" on tv onto the Kareoke channel, where Reg, mrs Reg (one bottle of merlot deep), Dr. A, Mrs. Dr. A, Regs little Bro, Mrs. Regs little bro, Cut hand guy and Mrs. Cut hand guy belting out "TINY DANCER" as loud as they can at 3AM.

Needless to say, Reg slept until 6pm the next night.
After that I woke up laughing to Dawgs new ticker of the "triple-dawg" level 5.

and I ask the LLPP inc.- what the hell happened last night.

PS- Regs little bro is definately the partly planner of any holiday parties held with the LLPP inc.




'gro

#3967
Reg, great story... Gro can not top that one.  New Years, for once, was fun... but not too many stories to tell. Recap and highlights

New years was spent in Athens, GA (home of UGA). Typical college town, kinda dirty, tons of bars. Much of new years eve was re-told to Gro the next day by lady friend. After midnight included a trip to a strip club which ironically was hosting a private party w/ NO strippers. But that didn't stop some random drunk chick from jumping around on stage with her shirt off. Gro thinks she made about 6 bucks.

Gro and lady friend also found themselves driving around Atlanta late sunday night becuase Gro left his toothbrush and sex panther cologne back in Athens. Took a few wrong turns and ended up in something straight out of a ludacris video (i.e. driving by 5 crackheads under an interstate overpass, seeing 12 doods 'just hanging out' outside of a gas station). good times.

Gro didn't stop and ask anyone if they knew holladawg.

lewdogg11

'Gro, did you make out with said 'lady friend' for 15 minutes after midnight, and tell her 'This is OUR year.'? 

Hanging in a Chow Line.
Good Times.

'gro

Quote from: lewdogg11 on January 03, 2006, 11:43:01 AM
'Gro, did you make out with said 'lady friend' for 15 minutes after midnight, and tell her 'This is OUR year.'?

snarfed at that one. Gro can not deny that he was acting like a high school prom date at midnight.... but promises of rings and future plans Gro leaves that to the professionals (LD and Regulator). Gro and lady friend enjoyed a romantic microwaved biscuit at the days inn the next morning.

p.s. Did you make WTFF take her shoes off at midnight or did you stand on a dictionary? ZING!

Knightstalker

Sounds like everyone had a good New Years.  Sounds like Gro and Female Friend took a wrong turn in ATL and ended up in Jersey City around the corner from the NJTPK.  KS stayed home and he and the missus polished off two bottles of wine and actually went to bed before midnight.  NYD KS and family went to KS friend Meat Hooks house.  Meat Hook used to be a butcher and amatuer boxer.  KS sat in MH's basement with MH and a refrigator full of beer and O'Douls, MH quit drinking, while watching football in HD on MH's sisty inch Sony.  KS now understands everyones raving about football in HD, KS loves it and is saving for a HD tv as the next big purchase.  HD was so good KS could see the hairs in Pam Olivers nose.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Knightstalker

Before Christmas KS had over three thousand posts, KS is now three under 3000, what gives?  Did posts get removed that Knightstalker put up, or did a board get removed that KS was posting on?

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Jonny Utah

Yea I was absoutly legless on Christmas Eve.  I started out the night with a few shots of Evan Williams and the next thing I know I woke up with a flower pot stuck up my butt.  All I can say is dam, what a great time.

lewdogg11

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 03, 2006, 11:55:50 AM
Quote from: lewdogg11 on January 03, 2006, 11:43:01 AM
'Gro, did you make out with said 'lady friend' for 15 minutes after midnight, and tell her 'This is OUR year.'?

snarfed at that one. Gro can not deny that he was acting like a high school prom date at midnight.... but promises of rings and future plans Gro leaves that to the professionals (LD and Regulator). Gro and lady friend enjoyed a romantic microwaved biscuit at the days inn the next morning.

p.s. Did you make WTFF take her shoes off at midnight or did you stand on a dictionary? ZING!

Gro I actually did neither of the two.  Instead, I drew lips on my forehead and just let her slobber all over my dome.  She didn't know the difference.

'gro

Quote from: lewdogg11 on January 03, 2006, 01:03:10 PM
Gro I actually did neither of the two. Instead, I drew lips on my forehead and just let her slobber all over my dome. She didn't know the difference.

snarf count = 2.

bought wedding crashers at lunch today (why this movie wasn't on sale before xmas boggles the mind) didn't see it in the theaters, can't wait to watch it.

'just the tip'