FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

Come on Dawg!

LD11 posted that SNL video weeks back.  Get a late pass.  However, I have to agree with you on tonight's game.  I haven't bet it yet, as I just stepped foot into my hotel in the dirtiest of Jersey, but I will also be taking USC tonight.

LD11 walks into Residence Inn Lobby:

LD11:  'DO you have anything available tonight?'
Lady in nastiest NJ accent:  'Are you looking for smoking or Non?'
LD11:  'Non if you got it.'
Lady:  'Hmmmm, all I have is the penthouse.'
LD11:  'I'll take it!!!'

Now if only I had some white womens around.  This place has more square footage than LD11's house.  It's 2 floors, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 3 TVs, full kitchen, living room with fire place.  Too bad all i want to do is lay on the couch and watch the game tonight. 

While LD11 will be avoid getting the New Years Resolution Gym Membership(NYRGYM), he must get back into the swing of working out.  LD11 may have eaten Chinese food and Pizza twice a day for the last 3 weeks.  He's starting to look like a Crab Rangoon.

[lewdogg11]

Dawg, Just bustin' your chops, ya know what i'm saying?

So, the call is in...

USC -7 with the Over 69.5

I have been out of the game for a few weeks.  Mightbe nice to have some action.  Hopefully the New Year will start off on the right foot.

[Regulator]

While LD11 will be avoid getting the New Years Resolution Gym Membership(NYRGYM), he must get back into the swing of working out.  LD11 may have eaten Chinese food and Pizza twice a day for the last 3 weeks.  He's starting to look like a Crab Rangoon.

HOLY ISH!!!!
Reg just back from the NYRGYM and he cannot believe some of the things he saw tonight.  I literally almost ran out to my car before I left to take notes of what I witnessed tonight.

#1- To join a gym for NYRGYM do you also have to buy an Ipod from the gym?  Every newbie I saw there was wearing those stoopid white headphones.

#2 Is Cardio THAT boring that you have to listen to your Ipod WHILE reading a magazine...COME ON PEOPLE!!!!

#3 Don't talk on a cell phone the ENTIRE 20 mins you are on the workout bike!!!!

#4 Don't let your kids run around the gym when you rescue them from the "kiddie playground" located in the gym

#5 (I have always hated this one)- Do NOT jump on the stairmaster and do those little "choppy" steps....THEY DO NOTHING FOR YOU!!!

#6 Sir talks-a-lot (aka- personal trainer) was there taking up 3 of the machines I needed in an area.  Chump

#7 it doesn't count as sit-ups if you just lay on the mat and stare at the ceiling

#8 Do not come to the gym and make up new excercises....picure this
Lady goes up to the tricep extension cable machine and puts on a regular handle....locks her arm out and proceeds to do LUNGES!!!!  YOU ARE ACTUALLY MAKING THEM EASIER YOU MORON!!!!

MORE TO COME AS REGULATOR REMEMBERS THEM!!!! Ya know what I'm sayin?

[lewdogg11]

I LOVE HOLLY ROWE...

Is that Vince Young, or Young MC?

[lewdogg11]

It appears these two teams didn't travel far to recruit the last few years:

Texas:
11 Defensive Starters are from Texas

USC:
9 Offensive Starters are from CA, 2 From AZ

Amazing...

['gro]

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON ENGINEGRO
Gro thinks Texas and Cali are pretty big states loaded with HS talent.

Gro didn't see the chronic of narnia the 1st time around... hi-larious

Gro hates his gym, it is full of roided out meatheads and old fat ladies

Gro thinks this picture is appropriate at the moment



Gro wishes he was the mascot

[lewdogg11]

LD11 wishes Gro had huge horns coming out of his rathr large dome.

7-0...9 more TDs!!!

[lewdogg11]

LD11 was a fan of the Reggie Bush lateral turned fumble turned turnover.  However, it was a dumb decision based on who he tried lateraling to. 

1.  The guy was wearing #48.  That's your first red flag.
2.  He was a tight end.  A no-no.
3.  He was white.  White guys got no globe trotter razzle dazzle skills.  It's unfortunately the truth.  The only white guy that could've handled that was Jason 'White Chocolate' Williams.  But he plays basketball.

['gro]

GRO'S NON-FOOTBALL THOUGHT OF THE NIGHT

Gro doesn't like bananas. It's not how they taste, because bananas are delicious. It's their attitude. With most foods you are in control, not bananas. You are on their frickin' schedule. You walk into your kitchen and you can almost hear a banana say, "hey buddy, you better eat me now... because if you don't 2 hours from now I'll be all brown and nasty."  And if 1 banana isn't stressfull enough, you gotta buy them 5-6 at a time. It's like having 5 little prison guards dressed in yellow on top of your refrigerator. GRO HATES BANANAS!



P.S. HOOK'EM HORNS!![/b]

[lewdogg11]

LD11 has no worries about the game right now, other than the O/U.  Based on the amount of turnovers thus far, this game could have 40 points scored already, so LD11 is welcoming any points for the remainder of the half.  LD11 still believes USC will prevail by 8 points or more.  And I'm calling it now...69.5 is gonna get shattered.

'Gro, you should try to eat bananas in small bites.  Maybe you hate them so much because you try to eat the whole thing at once, without even chewing.  Bananas aren't so bad.  Sing it 'Gro...B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!  Now break dance.

[lewdogg11]

LD11's other prediction tonight...

The Texas fat kicker missed extra point will make USC win by 8.

Hartwick had the fattest kicker known to man a few years ago.  Anyone remember that?  He made Janikowski look like Steve Erkel.

Does anyone else think Pete Carrol took a speed ball tonight?

['gro]

... Bananas aren't so bad. Sing it 'Gro...B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!! Now break dance.

Gro's moves are top secret... but Gro will let you gaze at his disciple in the orange shirt in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/w/robot-dance?v=mE3tqDLjSLA&feature=Favorites&page=1&t=t&f=b

[Jonny Utah]

Yea I took the horns plus the 8.

(Now that I said this, USC is sure to score 45 unansered points)

['gro]

41-38... now THAT was a football game.

[gordonmann]

Man alive.

That was an awesome game.

Vince Young was unbelievable and Bush's TD made me stand up scream at no one in particular.

"Whoa, Nellie!!!"