FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

LD11 loves his action.  He went with a lot of bets today.  All parlays.  A few of them are throw aways.  Basically I safe betted a few.  What's that mean?  Well a 2-pick parlay pays out somewhere in the vicinity of 3-1.  Meaning, if I pick 2 different parlays, and win 1, then I still win money.  I have a lot riding on the Pats.  Here is the breakdown, with even a nice prop parlay bet mixed in:

2-Team Parlay
WAS +1 and Over 36.5

2-Team Parlay
NE -7.5 and Over 37

2-Team Parlay
TB -1 and NE -7.5

2-Team Parlay
WAS +1 and NE -7.5

2-Team Parlay
WASvsTB Over 36.5 and NEvsJAX Over 37

And last but not least, my prop bets:

3-Team Parlay
Brady 1st Pass Complete
Dillon 1st RUsh Over 3 yards
Deion Branch 1st Reception Over 11.5 yards

Dolla dolla bill y'all...

['gro]

there's still time... take JAX to cover!!!

[lewdogg11]

there's still time... take JAX to cover!!!

I'm sorry 'Gro.  It's weird, after all this time, you still don't like money. 

You can take the kid out of Schenectady, but you can't take Schenectady out of the kid.

[Jonny Utah]

LD, good picks, I like the under in the pats game though.

What happens if Dillon first rush is a 2 yard loss, but he fumbles and brady picks it up and throws it 12 yards to branch who then also fumbles and dillon picks it up and runs for a 50 yard td?

[lewdogg11]

LD, good picks, I like the under in the pats game though.

What happens if Dillon first rush is a 2 yard loss, but he fumbles and brady picks it up and throws it 12 yards to branch who then also fumbles and dillon picks it up and runs for a 50 yard td?

I haven't yet analyzed that scenario, however, Chris Simms is awesome...

In this game right now, it's all about points until the 4th.  I only have TB on my one throw away bet.  My safety bet.  So i'm pulling for the skins who I hate.

I am not pumped about the over in the Pats game, only because I don't think Jax is gonna score many points.  I think it will be like the TB game.  (28-0)

Skins 14-0???  I love it! 

[lewdogg11]

It's the sport of Kings,
Better than diamond rings...

Football...

Football...

Sunday in the snow,
The referee's whistle blows,
And now we're here to sing...

Football...Wi, wi, wi, wildcats

Football...Wi, wi, wi, wildcats

[Jonny Utah]

My names Cerulo, Im a real bad dude, makin sounds and noises that are certainly crude........

Yea LD, you and me saw what happens to Sims against a good D.  The guy is toast.

[lewdogg11]

Did anyone just see the Joe Montana FedEx commercial?  I hope he was really hurting for money.  He squeezed his chubby old ass into his old uni.  I don't even know what the commercial was trying to say.  i couldn't take my focus off of his big beer belly.  Then he went to make a cut, broke his leg and gravy came pouring out. 

Damn Joe!

He owns the single funniest SNL skit ever though.

'It was very nice to meet them'

'I'll be upstairs in my room masturbating'

[lewdogg11]

LD11 is mad and he needs to vent about this:

So I just got off the phone with WTFF.  She's up in Boston.  She makes a comment to me regarding her plans for tonight and she gets a call from a friend.  For safety purposes, we'll call this friend Dirty Hoe Bag(DHB), in case U89 decides to head out tonight and hear's DHB's real name, and she blames me for having herpes growing on her face...

So anyway, DHB calls WTFF to ask 'what she is doing for the game tonight?'...

This is a double edged sword.  First things first, neither of these girl could care less about the football game.  DHB just wants to go out and be sleezy and get the scummiest of losers in the town of Boston which is saturated by trust fund baby douchebags.

So, where is this a double edged sword?  If I were going out with the guys, my numero uno interest would be on the football game.  There could be some eyes thrown around during said game, but obviously it's a playoff game, I can score chicks anytime of the week, this is the Patriots in the playoffs.  Until the game ends, there will be no spit spat. 

So that's the devil whispering in my ear.

What pisses me off is, all of these douchebags in Boston know there's a big game tonight(guys and girls) and they want to go out to watch the game as a social event.  People could care less, they are going out to get laid.  The bars are there year-round, yet people get amped to go out because there is a sporting event that 30% of the people in the bar are totally stoked about, and went to have a few beers and some food, yet, they can hardly hear the game, can't sit down, and it takes 20 minutes to get a beer because DHB and all of her other rodeo clown douchebag guys in pea coats and buckles on their shoes want to go out and socialize.  They should make sports bars for people who want to watch the game!!!  People who care!!!  Boston has gotten so over-saturated with imports who attend every game because it's the best social event known to man. 

IT MAKES ME SICK!!!  I HATE THE WORLD!!!

[lewdogg11]

And on a lighter note, 10 more points gets my over for this shmuck game...Keep scoring boys!!!

[lewdogg11]

And since i'm the only loser posting, I am no longer angry.  I had a vision earlier at the supermercado.  Nacho DIP!  I decided I was going to try something with no recipe.  And it is finished and i'm in heaven.  Absolutely amazing!  I would recommend EVERYONE to try it.  You will gain 4 pounds in minutes!

Brown a half pound of hamburger in a frying pan. 
Pour in a jar of Cheese Whiz.
Cut up some jarred Jalapeno's and add them.
Add in 1/3 jar of salsa. 
Cook until all is melted together.

Get fat.  Amazing!

[lewdogg11]

Anyone see the 'Family Guy' where Stewie eats so much he just sits on the front step in his underwear being fat and sleeping? 

I am on my front porch in my underwear trying to see where the pee is coming out of.  The nacho dip is lethal.

Is it bad that I also bought a 4-pack of Downhome Punch and I'm sucking them down like delicious breakfast?

[lewdogg11]

Pretty good article Time Line of the Rose Bowl by the Sports Guy.  He reminds me of the frat kid that sat around his room watching movies and quoting them and studying the sports page to spout off stats.  But he's pretty funny, probably because he says stuff that I think about on a day to day basis.  I should write this column!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060105

[lewdogg11]

Read that article.  Amazing Stuff!!!

'11:40 -- Since I firmly believe Marv Albert should do every big NBA game, Pat Summerall every big NFL game and Keith Jackson every big college football game, no matter how old they are, and only because it feels like a bigger game when any of them is involved, I feel totally comfortable saying this: Listening to Jackson is like driving with my mother at night. In other words, maybe he can't really see anymore, and he might drive over a few curbs, and maybe he'll even send a pedestrian diving behind a parking meter ... but it's always exciting, and you always get home safely in the end. '

[Regulator]

The conversation in the Regulator house tonight went like this.

Read LD11 about DHB- Bol immediately
Mrs. Reg- what's so funny....
Reg- Nothing

Read Dawgs post about Mauy tai fighting (since I have been watching MTV all day during playoff commericails...Ps- that neuroscience chick got HOT)-
Reg- Snarfs
Mrs Reg- What are you doing
Reg- Nothing, I was thinking about something from yesterday

Fast forward 30 seconds, Re-read LD11 post about pea coats and buckles on their shoes and is laughing out loud

Mrs, Reg- WTF is soooo funny!!
Reg- Nothing....leave me alone the game is on

<while Reg is typing this post>
What are you doing?  I thought the game was on!!
Reg- LEAVE ME ALONE  LD11 NEEDS HELP! (Mrs. Reg and LD11 get along well)

F ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!