FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

I need a friggin TB touchdown!!!!

Chris Sims, don't ever talk sh!t and egg on a defender like that again.  I hope he throws a TD pass.  They go to OT, the Redskins win, and Lavar Arrington breaks Chris Sims helmet in half with a flying elbow drop.

[Jonny Utah]

Things Ive noticed about this game so far.

-3 out of every 4 things Joe Theisman says is retarted.  Someone needs to punch this guy in the teeth asap.

-Mike Patrick makes 4 yard runs seem like Lynn Swan Superbowl catches.  Relax kid.

- head referee #94 needs to shave that moustache.

-Maguire is a loser

[Jonny Utah]

One more thing I noticed, Chris Simms doesnt know that defenses have linebackers that play in the hook zone.

[lewdogg11]

3 of my 6 bets just got shot down.  Pats cover and hit the over I'll still be in good shape.

[lewdogg11]

Lavar Arrington's post-game interview was just the single funniest thing I HAVE EVER seen in my life!!!  Tell me one guy, other than Holladawg, and Randy Moss, that smokes more weed than Lavar Arrington?  Absolutely classic interview.  Smashing the Unintentional Comedy Scale!!!  i'm amazed.  I feel happy watching that!  I'm giddy!

[Regulator]

3 of my 6 bets just got shot down.  Pats cover and hit the over I'll still be in good shape.

Regulator is curious how much money you fools actually bet on these games?

Now Reg typically bets between $10-20 dollars on said sporting events, but it seems some of you are slightly ov-ahh the top.

Enlighten Reg on the amount of money you wager (forget about if you win or lose for a moment)

[lewdogg11]

I bet $10 on each bet.  $60 altogether.  When I'm up, I bet a lot more.  But some of you may remember my demise in mid-December, before I walked away for a few weeks.  Funds are low after Christmas, so i'm just having some fun, trying to build up a little nest egg.

[Jonny Utah]

Anybody think LLPP could get a committe together and send a team out to Las Vegas, beat up "Kit", kidnapp his girlfriend "Aubrey" and keep her in the LLPP headquarters basement?

[lewdogg11]

Prop bet of Brady's completing his first pass shattered by a ref twice.  First play was a completion to Kevin Faulk called back because of holding.  Next was an incomplete pass to a wide open Daniel Graham which bounced off Stevie Wonder, the referee with sunglasses at night in single digit weather.  Un-friggin-believable!!!

[Lyco80]

What was Simms thinking?  Best way to deal with a hot D is Defeat them - not taunt them.

Also - good think the Redskins D showed up to play cause their O is on the tarmac at Dulles waiting for lift-off.

Anyone know if Taylor is suspended for more than the single contest?  I looked for spittle but could not detect unlike the monster loogie from Romanowski some years ago that was all up in the cage and stuff.  Mmmmm - wonder if he needs an AIDS test now?

Funny posts guys - keep them coming - making Winter pass right on by.

ATB

[Regulator]

The announcers said that he was suspended for next game. 
I think that suspension is light.  I wish it was for more.

Please say your password
"big boy"
Pease repeat your password
"BIG BOY"

Priceless

[Jonny Utah]

Tom Brady is the best quarterback in the history of the NFL.  Its official.  Dawg, get a LLPP press release going and put that in there.  Thanks.

[kubiack78]

Best dancing white boy on earth....

http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html

[lewdogg11]

Byron Leftwich is the worst quarterback since Drew Bledsoe.  Yes, the guy can probably throw the ball to a fire ant in Haiti, but unless you give him 47 seconds to throw it, he's horrible.  He just angers me.  I hope Willie hits him so hard he poops his pants and pork rinds come out.  What a fat bag of poop.  He's a total terd.

I officially hate the Jaguars with a passion.  I have no real reason why, other than the fact that they are a waste of a team.  They went 12-4, they are in the playoffs.  Does ANYONE care?  do they have ANY fans?  No!  They are like the Tampa Bay Devil Rays making the baseball playoffs.  No one cares.  They are just gonna lose in the first round anyway.  I hate them.

Dawg, your picture was perfect.  

[lewdogg11]

Goddamn Soap Bar teeth Deion Branch!!!  He needs to shut his friggin mouth and catch the ball!!!  He's too busy talking trash!  I'm so pissed.  I gotta go to the bar.  I'm out.