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Knightstalker

Lyco, the Navy still gets those BYE's too.  I liked the attitude my first sub captain had towards BYE's.  If the enlisted man is at least a second class petty officer or is wearing silver dolphins he knows more than you do so shut up and listen.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

lewdogg11

Come on with all this military talk.  I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. 

Jonny Utah

JU is back.  No pain at all during the procedure but Im sure the worst might be yet to come.  It took the guy like 30 seconds to remove the first tooth, when he told me he had never seen a tooth like that before.  He said only Tigers and lions have teeth with three roots where the third root is twice the size of the other two.  This fired me up. 

Jonny "Tiger" Utah then got ready for the next two.  The second one was tougher.  Took about 5 minutes with a lot of drilling and breaking and then the third one came out like the first.

He told me I was getting vicodin but the precription bottle says "hydrocodone".  Dont know what it means, but Im going to test the "alcohol intensifies effect:use care using machines" label out, maybe tonight.


lewdogg11

JU, LD11 is somewhat of a mobile drugstore.  'Hydrocodone' is just the generic name for vicodin.  In honor off you, i'm gonna have a few with a nice bottle of Chiraz.  Enjoy...

'gro

Anyone with Sprint PCS not getting service?? HELP!!

Jonny Utah

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 09, 2006, 06:00:00 PM
Anyone with Sprint PCS not getting service?? HELP!!

gro, I have full pcs service.  Now for my early week pics...

Carolina +3
Patriots +3
Pittsburgh + 9.5
Seattle -9.5

Also my tease for the week:

Pittsburgh +16.5
Carolina +10

'gro

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 09, 2006, 06:00:00 PM
Anyone with Sprint PCS not getting service?? HELP!!

started working right after I posted that... sprint is watching me.

'gro


lewdogg11

2 vicodin and a half bottle of Shiraz Yellow Tail and LD11 is seeing purple elphants with wings flying around his pad.  I don't know if there was some magic mushrooms in that little prescription bottle, or if my vikes went bad, but LD11 is sorts of f'd up.  I might puke.

I remember one time, after we got home from a game at like St. Lawrence or somewheres far.  LD11 gets back to his room only to have an email attachement movie of these asian chicks stuffing their entire arms down their throat forcing themselves to puke.  So they catch the puke in a bucket.  And there were like shrimps in the puke and the asians were picking the shrimps out and eating them.  LD007 wasn't even drinking yet and he yacked a turkey sandwich all over his bedroom.  Nastiest ish ever. 


'gro

Yellow tail is some good ish, and cheap! Gro wonders if he would be accepted at a Union tailgate party with a bottle of yellow tail cabernet sauvignon.... and some cheese.

and yes, Gro remembers the infamous "eating puked up shrimp in the bathtub" video. Gro thinks one of those girls was in my thermo class.

'gro

LD's post has Gro thinking back to the RPI days... now Gro must share a drink mix enjoyed by the engineers on saturday nights in Colvin Circle. Props to the up north boys of 25 Colvin for this one. Enjoy!

Porchcrawler

In a large container (preferably a plastic storage bin purchase from wal-mart) combine the following ingredients

1 liter of gin
1 liter of vodka
1 liter of clear rum

make sure the above bottles are the bottom-est of bottom shelf liqour

1 12 pack of cheap beer (Milwaukee's Best works great)

add ice and countrytime pink lemonade mix until you reach the desired sweetness.
write a living will on a napkin
call your mom and tell her you love her
get a cup.

Jonny Utah

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 09, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
LD's post has Gro thinking back to the RPI days... now Gro must share a drink mix enjoyed by the engineers on saturday nights in Colvin Circle. Props to the up north boys of 25 Colvin for this one. Enjoy!

Porchcrawler

In a large container (preferably a plastic storage bin purchase from wal-mart) combine the following ingredients

1 liter of gin
1 liter of vodka
1 liter of clear rum

make sure the above bottles are the bottom-est of bottom shelf liqour

1 12 pack of cheap beer (Milwaukee's Best works great)

add ice and countrytime pink lemonade mix until you reach the desired sweetness.
write a living will on a napkin
call your mom and tell her you love her
get a cup.

wait, gro are you telling me you put the beer in with the booze?  And if so, would Knickerbocker do?

LD11, whats the deal with this stomach full with starches before the vikadin is taken?  Whats the consequence/end result of this mix?

BobbyBoucher

!!!!!!!!Bobby Sees the Light!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby just returned from picking up his rental car for the weeks journey, and to bobbys pleasant surprise, it was equipped with XM radio.

This is bobby's first encounter with such a system and with a couple turns of the dial, bobby was able to listen to one of the songs from the classic Animal House - Twisting the Night Away, then a few more turns, and it was a UC Senior year classic Whats goin on by 4 non blondes, then a few more and it was an 80's hair band classic Winds of change by the scorps, a few more and bobby had some soul channel playing some 1970's funk classic that bobby likes but has no idea who the artist is.

Bobby feels very enlightened, kindof like 'Joliet' Jake Blues in the house of james brown during the blues brothers

YES. YES. JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!

This may jump to second on the list of things to buy after large screen hdtv

Knightstalker

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 09, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
LD's post has Gro thinking back to the RPI days... now Gro must share a drink mix enjoyed by the engineers on saturday nights in Colvin Circle. Props to the up north boys of 25 Colvin for this one. Enjoy!

Porchcrawler

In a large container (preferably a plastic storage bin purchase from wal-mart) combine the following ingredients

1 liter of gin
1 liter of vodka
1 liter of clear rum

make sure the above bottles are the bottom-est of bottom shelf liqour

1 12 pack of cheap beer (Milwaukee's Best works great)

add ice and countrytime pink lemonade mix until you reach the desired sweetness.
write a living will on a napkin
call your mom and tell her you love her
get a cup.

We had a similar drink in the Navy, we called it Purple Jesus.  The recipe is very simple.

Get one large clean trash can, put it on a wheeled dolly or in a radio flyer little red wagon.

fill the trash can about halfway full with ice (block is best, it lasts longer just bust it up a little).

Add 3 to 4 gallons of Everclear.  Add purple bug-juice, Kool-Aide to you civilians. 

Add a couple of number 10 cans of mixed fruit.

Stir with a canoe paddle.

Bring sleeve of plastic cups and ladle and go door to door requesting that people drink.

This was a sub-barracks tradition in Norfolk whenever a boat came back in from deployment.  Someone in the returning crew would make a batch and go through all three towers, six floors in each drinking with one and all to celebrate coming backing into port.

This would usually trigger a hangover the next that is off the measurable scale.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

lewdogg11

Jonny U, It results in playing ridiculous amount of $$ on online poker.


And for Christ's sake!!! I thought I said enough of the military talk! 

Look, everything you did was better!  We got it.  Except you did it with a bunch of dudes.