FB: Liberty League

[Regulator]

I'm telling you, I am seriously getting scared with you KS....
You are turning into a "topper"

Oh Reg BASE jumped off the Y in HOLLYWOOD last Setpember

KS- "Well, KS BASE jumped while holding hands with Jenna Jameson, while drinking Dom, and playing PSP, talking on the cell with tyhe president to drop 3 bombs over bahgdad and managed to post wirelessly on LLPP once he landed"

Regulator- "okay"

['gro]

if you could equate Baghdad to Gro's toilet... then Gro drops bombs over said city/toilet just about every day, sometimes tweece.

[JT]

JT is currently feeling the hum of Nyquil coursing through his head.  Trying to work off the head cold and cough an office lacky left on my phone when they used it.  JT's not a germaphobe but hates when people use his phone.  JT has ordered a headset and will put hand receiver in the desk drawer.

['gro]

Gro's seen better pictures of bigfoot, but here is a shot of the texas pom squad in LLPP's fav outfit

[union89]

LD11 seems to be going through one of those Tom Cruise, "Born on the Fourth of July" drug induced episodes.....

Union89 is off to sh!t azz Jersey in the AM.....

[Jonny Utah]

KS, although I wasnt a bubblehead like you, back when I was in the Salvation Army, we used to make this drink called "Devils Blood".  What we would do is get a couple 2 diget midgets or some 90 day wonders, send em to the 100 foot chowline for a bucket of wash prop.  When these bubble snorklers ratted us out to the butterbars, some of us had to spend a little "clean sweep fore and aft" if ya know what I mean.

Dam I love military lingo.

[Knightstalker]

Obviously everyone is misunderstanding KS posts.  KS is not trying to top everything or everyone, just sharing similar experiences from when most of you were just starting to grow into the posters you all have become.  The reason KS uses the military stories is they are the stories between the ages of 18-22 that most of you tell about college.  Knightstalker did not go to college until he was thirty, KS was in the military and worked a lot of construction jobs until he became a maintenance machinist around the age of 25 until laid off and could not find new job.  KS used up savings after UEI ran out, then KS decided time to re-educate.  KS apologizes for offending, not intentional, just sharing stupid things KS used to do.

['gro]

you think sprint will give a refund for the 3 hours w/o service? yeah me neither...

Sprint Hates Gro

[lewdogg11]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[Wishbone]

you think sprint will give a refund for the 3 hours w/o service? yeah me neither...

Since Wishbone works for a sprint competitor he'll give 'gro the scoop on how to get this done.  This works best if your cell is hooked up corporate style.  Call customer service and tell them you had an extremely important conference call with a customer in the affected area of Cali while you were traveling on business and you couldn't get through for three hours.  Let them know how PO'ed your customer was and that because of their service failure "you probably are going to lose the contract with them".  Don't go over the top crazy on them, just let them know they cost you.  "Unacceptable" and "port my number to another carrier" are also good cliches to use with wireless customer care Reps if things are going your way.   I'll put the chances at 95% you get some kind of credit out of it.

[Regulator]

KS, although I wasnt a bubblehead like you, back when I was in the Salvation Army, we used to make this drink called "Devils Blood".  What we would do is get a couple 2 diget midgets or some 90 day wonders, send em to the 100 foot chowline for a bucket of wash prop.  When these bubble snorklers ratted us out to the butterbars, some of us had to spend a little "clean sweep fore and aft" if ya know what I mean.

Dam I love military lingo.

Is that military slang for having to perform "body shots " off of your bunkmates crack?



Just messin around guys.

['gro]

you think sprint will give a refund for the 3 hours w/o service? yeah me neither...

Since Wishbone works for a sprint competitor he'll give 'gro the scoop on how to get this done.  This works best if your cell is hooked up corporate style.  Call customer service and tell them you had an extremely important conference call with a customer in the affected area of Cali while you were traveling on business and you couldn't get through for three hours.  Let them know how PO'ed your customer was and that because of their service failure "you probably are going to lose the contract with them".  Don't go over the top crazy on them, just let them know they cost you.  "Unacceptable" and "port my number to another carrier" are also good cliches to use with wireless customer care Reps if things are going your way.   I'll put the chances at 95% you get some kind of credit out of it.

thanks WB, but by the time sprint cust service has a wait time under 30min (assuming they will be getting a million calls from people this week) Gro will have forgotten about the incident.

besides, Gro was just trying to holler at regulator

[Regulator]

Who sniped some of Regs karma?
I said I was joking.

Secondly, Gro....I have not been able to sleep because of the dual screen TV problem you have been having.  This morning over my daily allowance of L'eggo blueberry waffles I thought of something.

Can you split the Co-ax cable coming out of the wall, run one side to the TV, the other to the cable box. THEN, connect the HDTV signal to your TV using the RGB connection (the 5 rca type connectors) to the inputs on the TV?

You will get a better picture AND be able to watch reruns of RWRR challange while watching post season football.

Please tell me this will work.

['gro]

Reg, Gro may have tried that already... did a few things back when cable was installed with no luck. Need to get back at it... the Sony split screen was sorely missed during football season... it also works good when you want to flip channels during the commercials and not forget to go back.

[Regulator]

You know whos job Reg wants....
Willard Scott.

Wouls you believe this kat STILL gets paid for announcing people over 100 birthdays!!!!

What kind of salary does that afford him?