FB: Liberty League

[lewdogg11]

Dawg, can we add Jeff Reardon to that team?  While not a f'ball player, he's got sick skillz when it comes to robbing banks, and he throws a mean cut fastball.

I will give Marcus Vick 3 months before he's tossed in jail for 3-5 years.

[Jonny Utah]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Dawg's been noticing some similarities b/t LD's post above & JU's trapper keeper dwarf post.  Dawg thinks that their mass Vicodin consumption has something to do with it. 

Dawg, seeing this might be my last full day on a V-Trip, Im gonna go down in stlye.  I went to the video store, rented "The Dark Crystal", "Krull", and "The Highlander."  I plan on taking a journey back to 1985 right in my bedroom.  Just in case things go wrong, I plan on wearing a cloak of invisibility to bed as well as bringing some 12 and 20 sided dice, and a sword that I made out of tin foil last night.

[Jonny Utah]

Random stat for the day
Tab Thacker aka "Finch" from the 1986 football movie "Wildcats" was a 4 time ACC champion wrestler at NC State and NCAA Heavyweight champ in 1984.  He weighed over 450 pounds. 

Some of you younger posters might recognize Thacker as Officer Thomas "House" Conklin from the 1988 award winning comedy "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach."

['gro]

I went to the video store, rented "The Dark Crystal", "Krull", and "The Highlander."  I plan on taking a journey back to 1985 right in my bedroom.

Keep the funny ish coming JU, and add "Beastmaster" and "Labrynth" to your list of trippy/sci-fi/fantasy movies from the 80's

[dewcrew88]

Random stat for the day
Tab Thacker aka "Finch" from the 1986 football movie "Wildcats" was a 4 time ACC champion wrestler at NC State and NCAA Heavyweight champ in 1984.  He weighed over 450 pounds. 

Some of you younger posters might recognize Thacker as Officer Thomas "House" Conklin from the 1988 award winning comedy "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach."

JU... where do you come up with these things?

['gro]

Gro can sum up the 80's like this

Terrible fashion & style

Great movies & music

WE BUILT THIS CITY.........

[icgrad87]

Gro can sum up the 80's like this

Terrible fashion & style

Great movies & music

WE BUILT THIS CITY.........

Yeow...I haven't heard that song in a while...One of the most overplayed songs & video of the 80's.   Starship must have made some bucks off that.

[JT]

Anyone can be a linebacker, JT was impressed by Gro's mime skills.

[Jonny Utah]

Random stat for the day
Tab Thacker aka "Finch" from the 1986 football movie "Wildcats" was a 4 time ACC champion wrestler at NC State and NCAA Heavyweight champ in 1984.  He weighed over 450 pounds. 

Some of you younger posters might recognize Thacker as Officer Thomas "House" Conklin from the 1988 award winning comedy "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach."

JU... where do you come up with these things?

If I told you it wouldnt be so random now would it?

[Jonny Utah]

I went to the video store, rented "The Dark Crystal", "Krull", and "The Highlander."  I plan on taking a journey back to 1985 right in my bedroom.

Keep the funny ish coming JU, and add "Beastmaster" and "Labrynth" to your list of trippy/sci-fi/fantasy movies from the 80's

Gro, I got netflix for Christmas and have run the gammit of that genre already.  I already returned "Beastmaster" and "Labrynth" last week along with "Ladyhawke", "The Ice Pirates", "Time Bandits", "The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai" and "Enemy Mine"

['gro]

I had netflix for a while last year... started watching too many movies and not heading to the gym. It's a great concept, Gro's working on a similar business plan for puppies.

Rent-A-Pup^TM

"you know all you want to do is take him to the park and pick up chicks"

p.s. Random 80's flick: Solarbabies.

[icgrad87]

Another Random Pic:

The Last StarFighter

[JT]

Another random 80's flick:

Wolverines!!!!![/b]

Red Dawn - Bratpackers beat down the commies

[Knightstalker]

KS, didn't you get kidnapped and have your ass shaved with a butterknife in Thailand when you were in the military?

No, I believe that was your father, after that he was known as your mother.

['gro]

Gro caught this one on HBO the other day...

Robot Jocks... or is it Robot Jox... may even be Robot Yox, with a soft 'J'. anyhow, great movie.