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'gro

LLPP HITS THE ROAD IN 2006 [/b]

So Gro's online trying to change the address on my drivers licence. I notice a link that says "New Tennessee Plates in 2006".  Gro's never had personalized plates, but this could be a great opportunity to show my support for the LLPP. Check it out.

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lewdogg11

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 12, 2006, 09:21:15 AM
LLPP HITS THE ROAD IN 2006 [/b]

So Gro's online trying to change the address on my drivers licence. I notice a link that says "New Tennessee Plates in 2006".  Gro's never had personalized plates, but this could be a great opportunity to show my support for the LLPP. Check it out.

I think you should get:

OBGYNGNEGRO

Knightstalker

+K to LD for remembering Gro's medical speciality.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

'gro

LD, I think the character limit is 7... but here's what I'll do: I'll still keep the NGNEGRO plates but I'll get a hitch cover shaped like the poonanny.

lewdogg11

Remembering?  I gave him his medical degree!  'Gro has his doctorate in OBGYN from the LD11 Hoe Slappin School of Staring at Wierd Lookin' Vaginas.(LD11HSSSWLV)

oxbacker

Now I know I have been bringing up old stuff....but who here doesnt want to be an office linebacker.....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1701964420699213865&q=terry+tate

Knightstalker

Quote from: Holladawg on January 12, 2006, 08:21:20 AM
DAWG TO SEND IN AUDITION TAPE FOR TRUE LIFE: I HAVE OCD 2

Dawg just did his 5 minute audition tape yesterday for the next installment of MTV's 'True Life: I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 2'.  Basically in the tape, Dawg talks about how he carries a stopwatch with him at all times and times himself wherever he goes.  Even if it's to put his dinner in the trash, Dawg times himself (had personal best of 3.4 seconds yesterday).  When Dawg is going to drop the kids off, he times himself.  Even when the Dawg is reading LLPP, he times himself.  Dawg hopes that this is OCD enough to warrant MTV to come and make the Dawg one of their main characters for the next installment.  Wish Dawg luck.

DAWG hosting MTV's spring break.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Knightstalker

Quote from: lewdogg11 on January 12, 2006, 09:46:39 AM
Remembering?  I gave him his medical degree!  'Gro has his doctorate in OBGYN from the LD11 Hoe Slappin School of Staring at Wierd Lookin' Vaginas.(LD11HSSSWLV)


Could you please give KS the phonetic spelling of LD11HSSSWLV?

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

Regulator

Quote from: Holladawg on January 12, 2006, 11:33:29 AM
If the Dawg doesn't land any of those spots on MTV, Dawg is sure he can host 'The Grind' or 'The Gauntlet 2 Reunion'.

Dawg,

Maybe Danny from RW Austin would let you chauffer him and Melinda around for a living.

In other news, Reg has been working so hard that last night, he was on the phone and asked the question...."so what's tomorrow....Tuesday?"
Yeah Reg.....it's Tuesday....now go back to you cave

Regulator

Quote from: Holladawg on January 12, 2006, 11:44:22 AM
That's a good thought Reg.  Except that Danny will be chaffeuring Dawg & Melinda around.   

If he heard Dawg say that, he would stuff you in a tanning booth!

icgrad87

ICGrad87 wishes customers would not keep liquid items near their laptops.  Yet another machine needs it's motherboard replaced.  Will they ever learn??

I think they need something like this..


lewdogg11

Dawg, peeing on the tires always used to work in the Kia.  I'd let a good pee out, keep the e-brake on, get the RPMs chirpingnice and loud and pop the clutch.  Let the e-brake off just before you slide down the hill and into the woods.

icgrad...True Story, DJ LD11 once held a party of astronomical proportions at his old palace in Boston, simply known as 'The Circuit'.  LD11's work laptop was the DJ booth all hooked up to the surround sound.  Dance party was crazy.  We had a hard wood floor filled with beer so chicks were falling down left and right.  This one chick fell right on her face and was out cold for like a minute.  Purely hilarious...

Anyway...

DJ LD11 was drinking a fine bottle of Dr. McGillicutty.  During 'Gimme Dat Nut', LD11 got so amped up, he fell down, knocking over the bottle of the Doctor right onto his laptop keyboard bringing said Dance Party to a screeching halt...

When the IBM support guy came to LD11's office on Monday he took the computer apart and asked in Chinesglish, 'You spill sumting?'  I was like, Nah nah.  He said 'Smells Minty'.  I'm like, 'No idea'.  Free motherboard.  Boo BAM!

icgrad87

Quote from: lewdogg11 on January 12, 2006, 12:19:39 PM
Dawg, peeing on the tires always used to work in the Kia.  I'd let a good pee out, keep the e-brake on, get the RPMs chirpingnice and loud and pop the clutch.  Let the e-brake off just before you slide down the hill and into the woods.

icgrad...True Story, DJ LD11 once held a party of astronomical proportions at his old palace in Boston, simply known as 'The Circuit'.  LD11's work laptop was the DJ booth all hooked up to the surround sound.  Dance party was crazy.  We had a hard wood floor filled with beer so chicks were falling down left and right.  This one chick fell right on her face and was out cold for like a minute.  Purely hilarious...

Anyway...

DJ LD11 was drinking a fine bottle of Dr. McGillicutty.  During 'Gimme Dat Nut', LD11 got so amped up, he fell down, knocking over the bottle of the Doctor right onto his laptop keyboard bringing said Dance Party to a screeching halt...

When the IBM support guy came to LD11's office on Monday he took the computer apart and asked in Chinesglish, 'You spill sumting?'  I was like, Nah nah.  He said 'Smells Minty'.  I'm like, 'No idea'.  Free motherboard.  Boo BAM!


Thats hilarious!

Got 2 others...

(1) -Guy brings machine into office, won't power up.  Laptop kind of smells like Vodka. Customer admits to drinking & typing..He had spilled a martini onto keyboard
(2) - Another guy brings laptop into office in plastic bag, I proceed to open said bag and find that laptop case has been melted.  Turns out the guy had the machine in the car and the car proceeded to catch on fire at somepoint over the weekend.  Smelled really bad!!!

But in both cases took the hard drive out and popped them into similar machines and they both came right up!!

Regulator

Quote from: icgrad87 on January 12, 2006, 12:27:41 PM
Quote from: lewdogg11 on January 12, 2006, 12:19:39 PM
Dawg, peeing on the tires always used to work in the Kia.  I'd let a good pee out, keep the e-brake on, get the RPMs chirpingnice and loud and pop the clutch.  Let the e-brake off just before you slide down the hill and into the woods.

icgrad...True Story, DJ LD11 once held a party of astronomical proportions at his old palace in Boston, simply known as 'The Circuit'.  LD11's work laptop was the DJ booth all hooked up to the surround sound.  Dance party was crazy.  We had a hard wood floor filled with beer so chicks were falling down left and right.  This one chick fell right on her face and was out cold for like a minute.  Purely hilarious...

Anyway...

DJ LD11 was drinking a fine bottle of Dr. McGillicutty.  During 'Gimme Dat Nut', LD11 got so amped up, he fell down, knocking over the bottle of the Doctor right onto his laptop keyboard bringing said Dance Party to a screeching halt...

When the IBM support guy came to LD11's office on Monday he took the computer apart and asked in Chinesglish, 'You spill sumting?'  I was like, Nah nah.  He said 'Smells Minty'.  I'm like, 'No idea'.  Free motherboard.  Boo BAM!


Thats hilarious!

Got 2 others...

(1) -Guy brings machine into office, won't power up.  Laptop kind of smells like Vodka. Customer admits to drinking & typing..He had spilled a martini onto keyboard
(2) - Another guy brings laptop into office in plastic bag, I proceed to open said bag and find that laptop case has been melted.  Turns out the guy had the machine in the car and the car proceeded to catch on fire at somepoint over the weekend.  Smelled really bad!!!

But in both cases took the hard drive out and popped them into similar machines and they both came right up!!

ICGrad-
Do you ever change out a broken part and then "explore" some of the documents on these computers?  Reg would imagine some really "visual" material might be found....


'gro

Quote from: regulator on January 12, 2006, 12:33:06 PM
ICGrad-
Do you ever change out a broken part and then "explore" some of the documents on these computers? Reg would imagine some really "visual" material might be found....

Gro had his laptop stolen in '02  >:( :'( :'( >:(  whoever did it must enjoy looking at some interesting visuals and pics of the RPI haters. Gro's not bitter or anything.  >:(