FB: Liberty League

[icgrad87]

Dawg, peeing on the tires always used to work in the Kia.  I'd let a good pee out, keep the e-brake on, get the RPMs chirpingnice and loud and pop the clutch.  Let the e-brake off just before you slide down the hill and into the woods.

icgrad...True Story, DJ LD11 once held a party of astronomical proportions at his old palace in Boston, simply known as 'The Circuit'.  LD11's work laptop was the DJ booth all hooked up to the surround sound.  Dance party was crazy.  We had a hard wood floor filled with beer so chicks were falling down left and right.  This one chick fell right on her face and was out cold for like a minute.  Purely hilarious...

Anyway...

DJ LD11 was drinking a fine bottle of Dr. McGillicutty.  During 'Gimme Dat Nut', LD11 got so amped up, he fell down, knocking over the bottle of the Doctor right onto his laptop keyboard bringing said Dance Party to a screeching halt...

When the IBM support guy came to LD11's office on Monday he took the computer apart and asked in Chinesglish, 'You spill sumting?'  I was like, Nah nah.  He said 'Smells Minty'.  I'm like, 'No idea'.  Free motherboard.  Boo BAM!

Thats hilarious!

Got 2 others...

(1) -Guy brings machine into office, won't power up.  Laptop kind of smells like Vodka. Customer admits to drinking & typing..He had spilled a martini onto keyboard
(2) - Another guy brings laptop into office in plastic bag, I proceed to open said bag and find that laptop case has been melted.  Turns out the guy had the machine in the car and the car proceeded to catch on fire at somepoint over the weekend.  Smelled really bad!!!

But in both cases took the hard drive out and popped them into similar machines and they both came right up!!

ICGrad-
Do you ever change out a broken part and then "explore" some of the documents on these computers?  Reg would imagine some really "visual" material might be found....

Yes...People do keep or look at some interesting things.  The best is after you clean it up as it's loaded with spyware, etc.  They go right back to doing whatever they did in the first place to cause the issue.  Or they load it up with all there home stuff when they really shouldn't be and then start asking for support questions on that...UGH!

Had someone let his kid use his machine for 10 minutes....needless to say I ended up having to reload the operating system cause I couldn't get the porn off after fighting with it for over 4 hours.  I'm sure/hope that kid got a real good a$$ whopping!!!

[JT]

Someone with a head this hard might be future LLPP material:

Hard Headed

[Knightstalker]

Someone with a head this hard might be future LLPP material:

Hard Headed

Stalker started laughing after reading the headline.

Dawg, front or rear wheel drive?

[Regulator]

that was my question KS....

RWD- Step on the brake with the left foot "pretty hard".  Push the accelerator with your right foot with extreme force (as if you wanted to put it through the floor boards) and hold it there.  Slowly release left foot until tire breaks free...
Let out break just a touch more....

Sit and enjoy the cloud of smoke...when you hear a big pop, and see shreads of black rubber flying everywhere, your job is complete.

FWD- If you have a handheld E-brake.... go through some water, pull the e-brake all the way up, and put the gas pedal through the floor

If no ebrake, use KY jelly instead of water

[Knightstalker]

Soak both tires with bleach and power break as described above.  Of course you may completely trash your tires, but the smoke is great.

['gro]

Those are the types of tricks you play with rental cars on business trips. A mazda protoge can do a mean e-brake 180.

[Regulator]

<Insert picture of the Dawg Here>

['gro]

Interesting Schenectady Factoid

The upcoming movie Glory Road about the 1966 West Texas BBall team that won the NCAA's while starting 5 brothas... They beat a favored Kentucky squad led by Shocktown's own Pat Riley

[Knightstalker]

Have any of the LLPP Reality Show Guru's RSG's watched season one of Beauty and the Geek?  If so KS wonders if season two is worth checking out.

['gro]

Have any of the LLPP Reality Show Guru's RSG's watched season one of Beauty and the Geek? If so KS wonders if season two is worth checking out.

Gro caught on to that show at the very end. It was entertaining. Stereotypical stuff... Geeks are smart, hot girls aren't. Hot girls know about fashion, geek don't. Geeks like to play cowboys and indians... hot girls like to do the reverse cowboy to the cleveland indians.

[BobbyBoucher]

Bobby doesn't remember seeing this being covered in the LL board yet.

For what its worth, Congrats to the LL players who made Don Hansen's All American Team.

http://www.donhansen.com/AA/2005/2005%20Div%20III%20East%20All-Region%20Team.pdf

[JT]

BnG I wasn't too bad, but not on par with MTV and VH1 reality shows.  It was one of the few reality shows that JT's gal would watch with JT.  Women were pretty hot, but not extremely bright.  Men were an assortment various dork levels.  According to JT's gal some of the men "cleaned up well" when the women were outfitting the guys.

Guys and gals pair up for the entire run of the show.

Various tasks would have to be performed.... Gals would have to accomplish something brainy (change a tire, spelling bee), dudes would have do something non geeky (fashion, dance, etc).  Winners got a pass to the next round, and one loser couple goes home each week.

It isn't the high octane "train wreck" experience one gets from the MTV and VH-1 shows.  JT would rate it a reality show for couples.

[Regulator]

On a different topic, WHO ARE THESE RAPPERS!!!
I was just watching MTV and lil' Wayne was on.  The kid was all of 5'5" 150 saoking wet.  I mean Kristina MIllian towed over this kid.  The way he raps and talks you would think that he is strapped with an AK
Secondly, Ja Rule, you have to be kidding me.  Listen if you want to rap about all the money you make and how much b00ty you get, then fine. Don't rap about how tough and hood you are, man.  Here is another kat who is 5'5" yet runs around talking like he is putting caps in everyones a&& and knocking people out like he's getting paid.

At least lil'john keeps it real.  He isn't afraid to tell people he's little, all he does is drink all day, and he always has plenty of b00ty on hand.


WHAT!!!..... OK!!!!!!!

[Jonny Utah]

Dawg figured you guys would like this, courtesy of the Wildcat.

http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/mediadir/media/java/punchout.html

Dawg, I almost lost it when that statue of liberty came hopping across stage.

Anyone have any Richard Bey highlights?  JU hasnt slept since Wednesday night.....starting to lose it.

[Knightstalker]

Dawg figured you guys would like this, courtesy of the Wildcat.

http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/mediadir/media/java/punchout.html

Dawg, I almost lost it when that statue of liberty came hopping across stage.

Anyone have any Richard Bey highlights?  JU hasnt slept since Wednesday night.....starting to lose it.

Richard Bey, KS hasn't heard that name in a while.  Some Richard Bey show trivia, it was originally called 9 Broadcast Plaza and Matt Laurer of the Today show was the host and he did all the trashy segments.