FB: Liberty League

[Garnet]

Friendosaurus sighting....

[JT]

JU,

JT remembers Bennifer in some HBO football "anti-roid" special.  Thanks to the internet it was called:

HBO "Lifestories: Families in Crisis" installment, "Body to Die For: The Aaron Henry Story" (1994)

Based on a true story, JT can remember Bennifer slamming his shoulder into a wall repeatedly during one rage as a "HS football player" doing roids.

[Senor RedTackle]

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/ImportHotties

may be considered NSFW in some places.

At first RT was pumped when watching this...then the longer he watched, RT got bored. RT doesn't like strip clubs but at least there, he gets to see some boobs and a little coochie...this was too tame. However, +1 for your attempt to break the afternoon monotony

[icgrad87]

http://www.humorheights.com/index.php?action=showpic&cat=9&pic=501

[BobbyBoucher]

...............LLPP Inc. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.......................
Before the weekend festivities start, Bobby thought it would be a good idea to provide clarification on a few terms.....

We've all heard about people being courageous defined as having guts or balls.  But do you really know the difference between them?  In an effort to keep you informed, the official LLPP definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:

You're next!

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

Have a good weekend all!

[Knightstalker]

...............LLPP Inc. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.......................
Before the weekend festivities start, Bobby thought it would be a good idea to provide clarification on a few terms.....

We've all heard about people being courageous defined as having guts or balls.  But do you really know the difference between them?  In an effort to keep you informed, the official LLPP definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:

You're next!

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

Have a good weekend all!

And if your wife gets mad at your because you didn't tag her in during, you got a great wife.

[lewdogg11]

LD11 just got back from a mini surf session and I gotta tell you, my wee wee is about the size of half a cocktail weiner right now.  Seriously.  It's almost inside my body.  Did someone tell me to F myself?

['gro]

Gro's been MIA all day again... Schenectady's own Brother Gro and Spliff are in Nooga for the weekend.

LD, Gro whipped up a batch of biscuits and gravy this morning (and by morning that means noon) they were delicious, on par with LD11's skills.... not that B&G is really hard to make.

[Regulator]

LD11 just got back from a mini surf session and I gotta tell you, my wee wee is about the size of half a cocktail weiner right now.  Seriously.  It's almost inside my body.  Did someone tell me to F myself?

BOL!!!!!

[Hawks88]

LD11 just got back from a mini surf session and I gotta tell you, my wee wee is about the size of half a cocktail weiner right now.  Seriously.  It's almost inside my body.  Did someone tell me to F myself?

I'm sorry but there are some things the rest of us just don't need to know. Take it easy and go take a hot shower or something.

[Jonny Utah]

You know whats funny?

I was watching The Jerry Springer Show the other day, and it was your typical gril cheats on her boyfriend with his sister and brother who happened to date a transvite that used to be friends with the girfriend......but anyway, the girls are all.....not really obese but lets say shapely and they are all wearing very short skirts and some tank tops with bras that are about 4 sizes too small.  But thats not the funny part.

What funny is that fuzzy blur that the producers put up over body parts whenever someone gets naked on network tv.  You know the blur that Im talking about, its common on the stern show and whatnot when strippers take off their clothes.

On the springer show its a whole other story.  This blur comes up when these girls cross their legs.  And then the blur comes up when the girls stand up to go fight each other.  Every once in a while the crowd will chant "show your tits! show your tits!"  Then in the middle of the argument, one of the girls will absoutly stop what their doing and flash the audience.  

The best part is when theres the absoulte brawl between all involved up on stage.  Everyones rolling around on the floor, and the fuzzy blurs are all over the screen.  Clothes are being torn off, the bald security guard that looks like the motorcycle mutant guy from wierd science is flexing in the middle with both his arms to the side looking at each side of the stage.  Profanities are being bleeped, fuzzy blurs take over the screen.  Audience members taunt the guests who then in turn jump off stage and attack those who yell at them only to be rapped up by security in that "red rover come on over" grab.

I know its fixed but dam do I love America

[lewdogg11]

Hey Hawks boy.  If you don't like it go find another board.  LD11 makes a living off of his real life experiences.  It was once written that if LD11's life was filmed as a reality series, he'd be quantrillionaire.  LD11 speaks the truth.  if you're little gay ears can't handle it then go play somewhere else.  If LD11's weiner is the size of 3 stacked nickels, he writes about it.  Im as amazed by this as anyone.  Your mom told me it was a 'good size'.  Go figure.

FYI to everyone except Hawkboy(what are you a Hartwick fan?):  LD11 is wasted and mad. 

FYIII:  Hartwick's fat kicker was so fat.

[union89]

Hey Hawks boy.  If you don't like it go find another board.  LD11 makes a living off of his real life experiences.  It was once written that if LD11's life was filmed as a reality series, he'd be quantrillionaire.  LD11 speaks the truth.  if you're little gay ears can't handle it then go play somewhere else.  If LD11's weiner is the size of 3 stacked nickels, he writes about it.  Im as amazed by this as anyone.  Your mom told me it was a 'good size'.  Go figure.

FYI to everyone except Hawkboy(what are you a Hartwick fan?):  LD11 is wasted and mad. 

Have to agree with my boy LD11 here.......This is the LLPP board, complete disclosure from all.  U89 spoke of herpe sores.....'Gro speaks of the hard times growing up in the Hell that is Shocktown.....Reg shares road rage stories.....Garnet is a pervert......If you don't like it or are offended, go hang with the tools in Dirty Jersey (not including you JT).

FYIII:  Hartwick's fat kicker was so fat.

[lewdogg11]

LD11's Picks for the day:
SEATTLE -9.5
PATS +3

Just read on the Bill Simmons article on ESPN.com.

Q: Your gambling advice is like Sex Panther cologne -- 50 percent of the time, it works every time.
-- JB, Los Angeles



SG: Thank you, thank you very much. We're getting Sex Panther to sponsor this column next year. Great product. Quite pungent. Formidable scent. Stings the nostrils, even.

LD11 hasn't been this excited for PATS playoff game since...LAST WEEK!!!  Pats will route The 70's Porn Star and his Orange Ponies.

Look for a Patriots home game next week vs. Pitt...

[pg04]

bport supposes that he should talk in the third person too, as per the rules of the board...

bport says go broncos, but also thinks that the patriots could win it all again.