FB: Liberty League

['gro]

Dawg, for a small fee Gro can show up at your gym wearing the 1995 Schenectady High School track uni (red tank top, TIGHT navy blue shorts) and break out Gro's old school discus manuvers w/ a 2.5lb or even a 5lb plate.

SPIN, STEP, RELEASE!!

[Jonny Utah]

dawg I think baseball players have some competition.

Im looking for an old gym post I had a while back for dawg and I ran across a few of these beauties.  Enjoy.

['gro]

Still here at work, actually getting things done with no distractions, maybe Gro can start taking Thursdays and Fridays off and work the weekends (only during football offseason).

['gro]

Gro's back home... this one's for you dawg

['gro]

whew that took a while to dig up...

INTERNATIONAL PLAYA HATER THREAT ADVISORY SYSTEM

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GREEN - Low Risk
+ Create a playa emergency plan and share information with your wing man
+ Create a playa emergency kit that includes chalupas to thwart the friendosaurus, a bus pass to send the haters home, and an adequate supply of altoids.

BLUE - Guarded Risk
+ Be alert to suspicious activity such as playa haters congregating by the bathroom at the club. Report these bahaviors to club security.

YELLOW - Elevated Risk
+ Ensure playa emergency kit is stocked and ready
+ Check cell phone for possible booty calls in the event of a club disaster
+ Develop alternate routes to the bar, bathroom and your car to avoid playa hater ambushes.

ORANGE - High Risk
+ Excersise caution at the club, pay attention to travel advisories against hater zones and meat markets.
+ Conduct a formal review of the playa emergency plan with your wingmen and make sure everyone knows their role.
+ Be patient. Expect hookup delays, excess baggage, and restrictions to the booty.

RED   - Severe Risk
+ Listen to local Playa Emergency Management Officials.
+ Stay turned to TV or local radio for instructions.
+ Be prepared to find shelter or evacuate the club.
+ Expect drink delays at the bar and food delays at the drive thru.
+ Volunteer with friendosaurus recovery efforts when summoned.
+ Contact schools/work to determine status of workday.

**HATER LEVEL UPDATE**

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The IPHTAS Level for the weekend of January 20-22, 2006 is BLUE. Please follow the guidlines listed above in both the Green and Blue sections to assure a plentiful and playaful weekend.

[icgrad87]

Dawg loves the Burger King King commercials.  Dawg's favorite might be when the Burger King King is scrambling and stumbling a la Steve Young.  Dawg also liked the one where he picked off a pass, took it to the hizzy & did a Deion dance in the endzone.

Gro's back home... this one's for you dawg

The other good one that seems to be airing lately is where The King dumps the Gatorade on Don Shula and then Shula hugs him.

[union89]

dawg I think baseball players have some competition.

Im looking for an old gym post I had a while back for dawg and I ran across a few of these beauties. Enjoy.

Utah ~

Isn't that the Union Dutchmen team that b!tch slapped your Ithaca team up and down Frank Bailey Field??

Ithaca boys are more than welcome here in LLPP.......but know your role!!!!!

[Senor RedTackle]

Results are in....2006 Miss America is Ms.Oklahoma. RT went in and did his own judging and has to admit that the northeastern girls are weak...the class of the NE is Ms. Mass....and Ms.Vermont is terrible. Ms.Dirty Jersey is about what RT would expect....dissapointed in our own Ms.NY.

'Dawg....please provide your expert analysis of the contestants and who the Dawg gives big ups to...

http://www.cmt.com/shows/events/miss_america/2006/photo_galleries.jhtml

[Knightstalker]

Knightstalker thinks that LLPP should just take over the entire competition.  Judging and awarding of the crown should take place during half-time of the Shoes Game as one of the focal points of Shoesapalooza.

[Kilted Rat]

KR thinks he spotted a monstrous LLPP sized CamelToe.[/b][/color]

Miss New York pic 2/5 in the tight red whatever you call it.

[Jonny Utah]

Picks today...

Carolina +3.5
Pittsbrg  +3.5

This these are probably the toughest games to pick in the entire playoffs so far.  Whens the last time 2 road teams won the championship games to go to the superbowl?

[union89]

So Union89 wakes up this morning in a pretty irritable state...it's Sunday and U89's Patriots are not playing....U89 figures, "Hey, lets make the best of it....take a shower....grab a cup of Joe & a Boston Globe....then drink beer and watch inferior professional football....

All is going well up to the point where U89 is waiting in line at Dunkin' Donuts to place his order.....the tool box in front of U89 is about 28 years old (U89 says this because older folks get more slack).  Firstly the tool box (TB) orders a dozen donuts and must select each and EVERY one..."I'll have 1 Boston Creme, 2 jelly, 1 chocolate frosted, 1 chocolate glazed......how many more do I have??"  At this point, TB and U89 lock eyes and U89 gives the patented death stare along with the shaking of the head.  TB must know at this point he is on U89's sh!t list!!  TB then asks.....get ready, you'll love this 1...."What is the difference between Lite, Veggie Lite and Veggie cream cheese."  It is now ON because U89 feels that TB is now F'ing with his mind!!  U89 immediately interrupts with, "Yo dood, can you see there is a line here....you can't figure out the difference between Lite and Veggie Lite cream cheese on your own??"  TB responds with, "You got a problem??"  U89, "I got a big G-- Damn problem jackazz!!"  The line suddenly goes silent and U89 seems to now be the villan.....TB says," forget about the cream cheese....I'll just take the donuts."

Chalk one up for all of us who have no patience for ignorance!!

U89 then chuckled to himself in line because all he could picture was 'Gro in his tight azz high school track uni bouncing one of Holla's 2 1/2 pound plates off TB's cranium....discus style....

[union89]

Utah ~

U89 woke up this morning with thoughts of betting Pittsburgh and Seattle......starting to reconsider both....I think Tool Box may still be in my head.....

[Kilted Rat]

WARNING to Bobby, Dawg, Gro and anyone else who may go to gyms/fittness centers/whatever the hell else they call them now:

Wipe down benches and all other machinery before you use them.

KR unfortunately was not in this habit and yesterday discovered several of these on his left arm:

Rat thought he was done having to worry about the ringworm (aka matfunk) when he ended his less than glorious wrestling career in 2002.

Apparently people at the gym at KR's school who come to workout are too lazy to walk 20 feet to get some disinfectant and a towel to spray down the equipment after they sweat all over it.

Now KR has to put jock-itch cream on his arm for 5 days and keep it covered.

[lewdogg11]

That Ms New York Camel Toe is AMAZING!  How can they even think of putting that picture up there?  That's absoultely incredible!  I can't stop laughing.  I think I puked banana pancakes and bacon up.  It was delcious the second time around as well.

Well, I am going with Pitt(+3.5) and Seattle(-3.5).

Denver is the worst team to ever make it to the AFC Championship.  They were given 5 turnovers last week, all with incredible field position, and mustered a whopping 27 points.  Pitt plays tenaciously.  Big Ben is going to the Super Bowl...

Only to Lose to...

Matt Hasselbeck and the Seattle Seahawks.  Let's face it, they are the only team in the NFC that has qualities of a AFC team.  Carolina is good.  Steve Smith scares the poo out of me.  But other than him, Carolina is soft.  And I thinkt hey've won too many in a row on the road.  Seattle is good.  Alexander will grow a set of nuts this week and finally have a game in the playoffs.  And Joe Jurevicious will score atLEAST two TDs. 

And LD11 will have enough money to buy himself a bag of chips, and egg roll, and a Hot Pocket.