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union89

Apple Jack back in the house!!!!!!

That pig "New York" has to go!!!!!  "Hoopz" is smokin' hot and looks like the chick from the Kanye West video.  "Punkin" also needs a pimpslap from Flav...

'gro

Saw the previews for FoL but haven't caught it yet... let me get this straight in case I'm wrong... these women are trying to get with Flava Flav on some kind of bachelor type show? That's it right? The ex-crack head gets chased by women?   it looks like Gro's DVR has a new show to keep tabs on.

icgrad87

Quote from: Union89 on January 23, 2006, 01:47:23 PM
Apple Jack back in the house!!!!!!

That pig "New York" has to go!!!!!  "Hoopz" is smokin' hot and looks like the chick from the Kanye West video.  "Punkin" also needs a pimpslap from Flav...
Quote from: Apple Jack on January 23, 2006, 01:42:39 PM
AJ thinks union has signed a contract with hottie to cook all the pre-game meals next season...


By the end of this show Flav is going to need a restraining order against Hottie & New York & possibly Red Oyster.  Hoopz can do so much better then this...come on girl!!!

icgrad87

Quote from: EngiNegro on January 23, 2006, 02:05:14 PM
Saw the previews for FoL but haven't caught it yet... let me get this straight in case I'm wrong... these women are trying to get with Flava Flav on some kind of bachelor type show? That's it right? The ex-crack head gets chased by women?   it looks like Gro's DVR has a new show to keep tabs on.

Yes..and at the end of each she he gives each girl he wants to keep a clock and the one who doesn't get one goes home.  If you can catch it, last nights episode was great as he had each of the girls meet his mom & then attempt to make fried chicken and his mom helped him judge which one was the best.


JT

JT digs the FoL... can't believe these ahem... "ladies" are fighting over this dude.  One of them actually said that Flav, the money, and the mansion are hers, everyone else should just go home.  Doesn't she realize that the mansion is just for the show?  What about his children from other women?

JT likes Hoopz and two or three other gals who's nicknames escape JT.

'gro

Late Afternoon Gro-minations

Did anyone else notice the Ukranian family of 4 living inside Shannon Sharpe's humongous hat during the CBS pregame show? Do you think anyone would notice if they replaced shannon sharpe with a horse and pre recorded banter?

Boomer Esiason, Phil Simms, and Joe Montana are getting old. Dan Marino's been hitting the tanning booth and botox parties. Dan, take Phil with you next time.

What kind of tip do you give for a $6.99 haircut? Gro thinks a hamilton should cover the deal (and a possible free edge cleanup on a slow bidnass day).

Panera sandwiches are good.

What kind of facial hair tribute to the steelers should Gro attempt?
A. The Cower "flavor savor"
B. The Rothlisberger "captain cave man"
C. The Bettis "faded full beard"

'gro

Gro's commenting on his own post...

That's the great thing about football. A guy can gro a 'rediculas' beard and it means something not just to him but to his whole team. If only it was like that at work.

Gro's not shaving until we hit our monthly converting cost per ton metric!!

Jonny Utah

Gro, I like the NBC guys better than the Fox guys.  Fox was better than CBS when Fox first started doing games, but bradshaw et all is just making me sick for whatever reason.  Everything has to be some sort of wierd joke to those guys and theyre always making fun of each other with lame jokes.  When Jimmy Kimmel was on there the jokes were actually good but Bradshaw and the others just couldnt take it.


now, let me ask if any of you have ever been in this situation......

your at your wifes/girlfriends/whatevers parents house.  You are pretty comfortable with the family and can just watch TV and stuff without worry.  Now Im trying to watch a TV show and actually listen to whats going on in the show.  Girlfreinds Mom (GM) starts asking me and my gf questions.  I try not to be rude but can't she see Im trying to watch a dam show?!?!?!  Dam!!  And they arent even important questions, theyre just questions people ask when they dont have anything else to say...

I usually ignore the first question and when they repeat the question I turn to them and say "What?"  when what I really want to say is "Hey, can you see I didn't answer your first question because Im looking at that lit up thing in your living room called a frickin TV set?  Im tryin to watch a show lady!"

Maybe Im just a jerk, I dunno.

'gro


'gro

ok, one more. Gro might have to take a LLPP sponsored trip to Japan to learn their style of comedy.

nice hat lady

BobbyBoucher

Quote from: jonny utah on January 23, 2006, 05:35:51 PM

your at your wifes/girlfriends/whatevers parents house.  You are pretty comfortable with the family and can just watch TV and stuff without worry.  Now Im trying to watch a TV show and actually listen to whats going on in the show.  Girlfreinds Mom (GM) starts asking me and my gf questions.  I try not to be rude but can't she see Im trying to watch a dam show?!?!?!  Dam!!  And they arent even important questions, theyre just questions people ask when they dont have anything else to say...

I usually ignore the first question and when they repeat the question I turn to them and say "What?"  when what I really want to say is "Hey, can you see I didn't answer your first question because Im looking at that lit up thing in your living room called a frickin TV set?  Im tryin to watch a show lady!"

Maybe Im just a jerk, I dunno.


JU - Bobby had the same problem with the in-laws.  Even though bobbys known them for 16 years now, they just couldn't pick up on the last 10 years of "Uh-huh, ya, dont know,  good....." responses during a game / show. 

What did bobby do?  Bobby bought them TIVO (with the lifetime subscription) for x-mas last year.  Now - its all good - My brother in law and I can watch a game/show in relative peace.  Oh, what was that, let me just pause this........  They never even figured it out becuase they love the damn box.

Recommendation - First - convince them that they need to get digital cable with the DVR function.  If that don't work, fork over the $ and buy them TIVO.

lewdogg11

LD11 had some good fortune last night.  Won a nice parlay of Pitt over Syracuse with the Over. 

Today, he has 3 wisdom teeth coming out.  An extreme reversal of fortunes.  Good luck to me.

'gro

LD instant +k for the icon and sig line.  instant karma is not as good as home made, but it's quicker.

p.s. good luck with your teef.

'gro

The "Grow a Pair" Award goes to...

Shirt tale
Broncos fan says he was humiliated by teacher


Joshua Vannoy says his teacher called him a "stinking Denver fan," and instructed other students to throw crumpled paper at him.

BEAVER FALLS, Pa. (AP) -- A 17-year-old high school student said he was humiliated when a teacher made him sit on the floor during a midterm exam in his ethnicity class -- for wearing a Denver Broncos jersey.

The teacher, John Kelly, forced Joshua Vannoy to sit on the floor and take the test Friday -- two days before the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Broncos 34-17 in the AFC championship game. Kelly also made other students throw crumpled up paper at Vannoy, whom he called a "stinking Denver fan," Vannoy told The Associated Press on Monday.

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oxbacker

Ox has to chime in on this one.  Is it just me or did this nutless wonder miss a freebie at insulting a teacher? I mean ox would have at least told the teacher to scratch off or something. You really cant get in trouble. Just look at the kid....i want to beat him up and steal his jersey. We all had a teacher at some point in our lives that was cool enough to joke around in class.  This kid sucks