FB: Liberty League

Senor RedTackle · January 25, 2006, 10:12:03 PM

"heeyy...Vodka rocks....how bout you and me get nipples and nipples"

Jonny Utah · January 25, 2006, 10:15:04 PM

I just recieved an email from the Emorywheel newspaper that my post was rejected my the moderator. I will try again tommorow

Senor RedTackle · January 25, 2006, 10:17:19 PM

Quote from: jonny utah on January 25, 2006, 10:15:04 PM
I just recieved an email from the Emorywheel newspaper that my post was rejected my the moderator. I will try again tommorow

JU,

RT just got the same email

JT · January 25, 2006, 10:19:52 PM

RE: Roadhouse

All across America security guards and bouncers are touching themselves. Roadhouse is their Shakespeare.

Senor RedTackle · January 25, 2006, 10:23:03 PM

'Roadhouse Update'

RT would like to ask the executive mgmt of LL,INC to disqualify Dalton for any possible positions in the LL,INC's procurement department. Dalton has not impressed RT with his negotiating skills. For example, when examining the used car he was interested in when he moved to town, Dalton's only real inspection was of the electric headlight covers before commiting to said vintage muscle car:
Dalton: "those work?"
salesman: "yep"
Dalton: "I'll take it"
While Dalton may be accomplished at azz kicking and dancing shirtless, he is not cut out for the rigors of maintain strict procurement protocol.

Jonny Utah · January 25, 2006, 10:24:17 PM

The feedback you recently submitted to The Emory Wheel has been
rejected
by the moderator. The feedback you submitted is shown below:

Review of your feedback:

Topic: Still Bawlinâ€™
Name: John L. Utah
Email: loneranchero2002@yahoo.com
Location: Boston
Comment:
Here you are, a sports editor for a non-scholarship
university where amateurs have a chance to participate in
intercollegiate competition putting down other amateurs.

Does your article have a point besides putting down
people? What do you think of Emory basketball?

Do you even know why Emory doesnt have football? Its
because at one time a donor stated that Emory would get
millions of dollars as long as football would never be a
sport there. (schools like Vanderbilt and other
prestigious southern schools struggled to find a balance
between academics and athletics so guys like Emory
decided they wanted their school not to have this
conflict, even though schools like Vanderbilt could
handle it.

Ever hear of schools like Harvard, Yale, Princeton, MIT,
Williams, Amherst?

Well besides being all academically ranked higher than
Emory, they also have football teams. Is this because
these schools wont pander to people who want to change
the name of the school just to take a donation.

Did Emory ever figure out that they could still have
football without paying their tuition, or is that school
about money?

Bottomline: you are a poor writer, you are an
irresponsible writer, you aren't funny, You're a
horrible editor and you should be fired.

And Id be sorry if you were a journalism major because
your future looks as good as Emory's football season next
year.

Im also sorry you werent good enough to play football.

If you have any questions regarding this, please forward this e-mail to
vfeedback@emorywheel.com.

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I mean it wasnt that bad.

'gro · January 25, 2006, 10:26:14 PM

Re: Gro's mug plastered all over LLPP

Gro's flattered that the PP faithful and 1000's of pre teen girls everywhere have Enginegro posters on their walls. But Gro can't go at this alone. He needs to pay homage to the man that brought Gro's pimp game to new heights, the man that turned 28 Colvin Circle into RPI's own version of animal house (complete with animals!)

Ladies and Gentlemens... Gro presents to you, Lewdogg11

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Senor RedTackle · January 25, 2006, 10:27:39 PM

RT wants to work with Dalton...

"if somebody gets in your face and calls you a ************...be nice. I want you to be nice until it's time not to be nice. You are the bouncers and I am the cooler...."

Jonny Utah · January 25, 2006, 10:30:22 PM

Quote from: Holladawg on January 25, 2006, 10:28:28 PM
Jonny - It's a great start!! LLPP can use this as the rough draft and by noonish tomorrow with all of our brains together, we could have a masterpiece ready for this guy that should be able to slip by the moderator. Dawg'll take a quick look and see if he has any suggestions or revisions.

yea, If I left out the part calling the guy a horrible writer that should be fired it might have gotten in there. There are some other errors Ihave to proofread too.

Jonny Utah · January 25, 2006, 10:37:05 PM

no I just pressed post after the article where theres that small feedback forum. It then asks for your email and stuff

Senor RedTackle · January 25, 2006, 10:43:57 PM

Quote from: Holladawg on January 25, 2006, 10:34:31 PM
JU - Did you send it to this address? If not, maybe that's why it got the 86.

onlineeditor@emorywheel.com

SMITER LURKER ALERT

There seems to be a smiter lurker this evening. Please be aware of your k levels and report any suspicious smiting.

RT noticed smiter activity in his back yard...we've turned the lights on and locked the doors

Jonny Utah · January 25, 2006, 10:44:59 PM

Yea, hopefully "under construction" means this kid is getting his nuts broken by a pair of vicegrips and then fed to him by Mr. Emory.

'gro · January 25, 2006, 10:46:01 PM

smiters will be found and brazillian waxed.

Senor RedTackle · January 25, 2006, 10:58:28 PM

from RT's "sent" folder tonight

From: .....(RedTackle)
To: gchalfi@emory.edu
Sent: Wednesday, January 25, 2006 9:38 PM
Subject: article

You are an unequivocal loser. Nice little human interest piece that completely laks of fact or any substance. You claim to be a journalist....what kind? Luckily you have the protection of the first amendment because your words are cavalier, bordering on slanderous of the entire D3 football community. I think that, deep down, you always wanted to play football but could never hack it. You are a cross country runner...what a joke. Also, nice team pic of you...

HeHateMe

'gro · January 25, 2006, 11:04:36 PM

Gro also got fired up and shot him an email...

...You were a friggen D3 cross country runner and you think "anyone could play division III football". Go ahead, take the drive up to Sewanee and give it a shot. You wouldn't last a day in pads....