FB: Liberty League

[union89]

U89 wishes to thank the MIAC board for his new tag line.....

[Senor RedTackle]

SHOW YOURSELF CLOSET SMITER...OR RISK GETTING TRAMPLED BY LLPP'S OWN D-III X CC TRACK STAR - GREGORY "FOREVA BAWLIN" CHALFIN

man...he is one goofy lucking f'er

[Frank Rossi]

Hey Frank,
Any chance the Union football website will get updated with some pictures from the last few games?

Yes Garnet.  I'm hoping next weekend to do it.  This weekend, the parents are in town.  Anyone have a noose for me to borrow? :-)

Frank

[Knightstalker]

Sometime between 2:10 this afternoon and now Knightstalker was attacked by the closet smitter.  KS wishes to file a formal report and open an investigation.

[Senor RedTackle]

RT just enjoyed what may be the movie of a lifetime...the docudrama, "American Pimp". You couldn't script that stuff...RT was captivated. LL,INC members MUST rent this piece..

[JT]

redtackle ~

Union89 thinks we should change our tag line to......

"The Liberty League......home of Circle Jerkin' and the Karma Grab Ass!!"

U...please insert said signature into your signature line post haste

JT was in Minnesota the last time he participated in a circle jerk.  It certainly explains why the MIAC would bring up the topic.  What else is there to do when it's 40 below.

[Senor RedTackle]

RT watched 'Dancing With the Stars' tonight. Stacey Keebler is the hottest girl in America.

[Kilted Rat]

JT was in Minnesota the last time he participated in a circle jerk.  It certainly explains why the MIAC would bring up the topic.  What else is there to do when it's 40 below.

What else do you expect 5 guys in a fish house to do when the waleye's aren't biting and the scotch is almost gone?


BTW: LLPP now officially only 200 posts behind the MIAC and getting larger in the rearview mirror.

[Jonny Utah]

I have assigned myself to the 3rd Shift Investigative unit tonight. 

I will be on LLPP Kharma watch from 12:00 to 07:00.

[Jonny Utah]

JT was in Minnesota the last time he participated in a circle jerk.  It certainly explains why the MIAC would bring up the topic.  What else is there to do when it's 40 below.

What else do you expect 5 guys in a fish house to do when the waleye's aren't biting and the scotch is almost gone?


BTW: LLPP now officially only 200 posts behind the MIAC and getting larger in the rearview mirror.

If it makes you feel any better, you can feel our pain from this article.  (JU has not ice-fished since 1987)

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2006-01-22-champlain-fishing_x.htm

[Kilted Rat]

We've got the same damn problem out here this winter.

http://wcco.com/weathernews/local_story_019105842.html

By the wife's parent's house a 22 year old kid died when his snowmobile went through last week. Usually by this time of year, you can drive a truck with an icehouse on the back on any lake in Minnesota without even having a chance of going through.


Down here in Des Moines, we're supposed to hit 50 for the 5th day in January. What is this global warming crap?

KR thinks you should be able to leave a case of beer in the trunk fo your car for emergencies from December through February without fear of it getting warm, this years winter is as busch league as Emory's Xcountry team!

[BobbyBoucher]

Bobby spread some cheer over the past 4 pages.  However, bobby could not pull the trigger on the krat, a supposed LL brethren.  No ying or yang for that rat.

JU good luck on 3rd shift

Garnet - Bobby is bound by LLPP Inc bylaw #69 that Garnets visual K-level can not deviate from 69.  Bobby has notified LLPP Inc management to indicate the increase of internal k for Garnet. 

[dewcrew88]

Union89 feels that the "Proof Reader" from the Emory Wheel may need some overtime pay......should be fun to see who gets through the sensors and who does not!!  U89 just sent a commentary to the Wheel and requested our good friend Greg "I got no NNR wheels" Chalfin to enter the LLPP for some lively debate.

On a side note...the head coach from Becker just resigned after one year and accepted the head job at Catholic U.  Since when do us Catholics start rewarding ineptitude??  An 0-8 one year record gets you a better job??  U89 will no longer contribute to the Bishop's Fund.....anyone know of any other worthy charities??  How about the Utica Football program??

U89,
We (I say we because I'm an alum) would accept any monetary donations no questions asked. We're still a really young college compared to places like Union and if you gave us enough, we would probably name something after you, for example the "Union89 concession stand" or something like that.

[Senor RedTackle]

RT seeing that our Mexican friends are well stocked for 2006......

Two Tons of Marijuana Found in Tunnel

By RANDAL C. ARCHIBOLD, The New York Times

LOS ANGELES (Jan. 26) - Drug smugglers have dug one of the longest, most sophisticated tunnels discovered in recent years along the Mexican border, and the American and Mexican authorities have hauled nearly two tons of marijuana out of it since they entered it on Wednesday, officials said.


The tunnel is 60 feet below ground at some points, five feet high, and nearly half a mile long, extending from a warehouse near the international airport in Tijuana, Mexico, to a vacant industrial building in Otay Mesa, Calif., about 20 miles southeast of downtown San Diego. The sophistication of the tunnel surprised officials, who found it outfitted with a concrete floor, electricity, lights and ventilation and groundwater pumping systems.

The authorities said a tip led to the discovery.

"The tunnel is absolutely amazing," said Michael Unzueta, special agent in charge for the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency's San Diego office. "It is probably the biggest tunnel on the southern border so far."

On the American side, agents found about 200 pounds of marijuana in the building in Otay Mesa, which had several bays for tractor-trailers. On the Mexican side, drug agents found a pulley system at the entrance to the shaft and several thousand pounds of marijuana and hauled it out for several hours Wednesday. Mexican authorities also found seven cellphones, two trucks, a van and various documents in the warehouse, according to a statement from the Mexican attorney general's office.

The customs enforcement agency, the Drug Enforcement Administration and the Border Patrol are sending a forensics team from Los Angeles to determine how long the tunnel has been in use.

The tunnel is one of the latest to be found along the border. Most are attributed to Mexican drug cartels searching for ways to move contraband into the United States, but some appear to be the work of smugglers of illegal immigrants.

Since Sept. 11, 2001, when border security was tightened, agents have uncovered 21 tunnels of varying degrees of length and sophistication, from "gopher holes" to engineered marvels like Wednesday's discovery, Mr. Unzueta said.

   
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The builders, he said, "had to have access to money and somebody with a strong construction and engineering background."

"Our quick assumption is it's the drug cartels," he said.

The tunnel, Mr. Unzueta added after touring it, " is almost like a mineshaft."

Wednesday's discovery was the result of a tip investigated by a task force of federal agents devoted to tunnels. On Monday, they narrowed their search to the area in Otay Mesa and notified Mexican agents about what they suspected was the opening of the tunnel near the airport.

Both sides began digging. Mexican agents discovered a concrete-lined, 85-foot-deep shaft in a warehouse, descended, walked through the tunnel and popped up on the American side, Mr. Unzueta said. Officials on each side are searching records to determine who owns the buildings.

Also on Wednesday, several miles west of the big tunnel, the authorities found a smaller one — about two feet underground and extending 30 feet across the border near a storm drain — after a United States Border Patrol vehicle hit a sinkhole.

[Senor RedTackle]

.......And thank you to the pussy smiter who took RT down -2. Show yourself....