FB: Liberty League

['gro]

Re: Where's Regulator?

Gro has received several communiqués from reg over the past few days. He's on a deep cover assignment for LLPP in the American Midwest. Details are limited for security reasons (this cat is doing some Jack Bauer sh!!t so it must stay on the hush hush) but all Gro can say at this time is that he is ok and in good spirits. He hopes to return to PP shortly.

[Senor RedTackle]

.......And thank you to the pussy smiter who took RT down -2. Show yourself....

...and double thanks to the allies for the + karma who circled the wagons after RT's smite attack

[Senor RedTackle]

To the administrative arm of LL,INC's HR department....please put together a similar business card for RT...however, RT would like to focus his position on "Mackin Ho's"

Alleged Crack Dealer Used Business Cards
APLEAVENWORTH, Kan. (Jan. 26) - The business cards got a response, but surely not what their owner had in mind when he had them printed up.


They came to the attention of Leavenworth police, who used them to make a drug arrest last week.


Sylvester J. Williams, 21, of Leavenworth, was charged Monday with possessing crack cocaine with the intent to sell it, Maj. Patrick Kitchens of the Leavenworth Police Department said.


Kitchens said Williams remained in custody Wednesday on $75,000 bond.


He said police had heard for some time that Williams had been selling drugs in the area. "Then we heard that he was handing out business cards," the officer said. "In the course of our investigation we were fortunate to come up with one, and we gave him a call."


Kitchens said the business card had an image of what appeared to be an alarm clock being hit by a boxing glove and said: "For a quick hit on time call the boss."


"When he answered, we agreed to buy some crack from him, we went up there, and we arrested him," Kitchens said.


The arrest was made Friday.


"It makes our job considerably easier when they advertise and let us know where to get ahold of them," Kitchens said.

[Jonny Utah]

I apologize to LLPP for sleeping during my entire third shift investigative watch last night.

[Regulator]

WHERE'S REGULATOR??

Dawg, thank you for caring enough about Reg to ask...
Reg has been so busy this week that he has installed a catheter on himself, just so he can get more work done....
In fact Regulators diet went like this yesterday

7:30AM- 1.5 cups coffee
12:30pm- 12 oz. Fresca
7:45pm 4 Grey goose and soda
8:00pm some leftover chicken helper that Mrs. Reg made while Reg was away on business

How do you go all day without food or drink?!?!?!?

F REG!!!!

[JT]

JT is laughing so hard he's tearing up.  O&A have two guys reading the news.  Guy number one has a bad stutter.  Guy number two has tourettes.   Tics and noises added with a sta-sta-sta.  JT's almost choked on his breffast.

[icgrad87]

ICGrad spots guy on train this am wearing hat with NY/NJ Hitmen logo on it, shakes his head and says thank god it's friday!

[icgrad87]

DAWG FEELING A LITTLE BETTER AFTER CHECKING OUT HOT PIC OF STACY KEIBLER

DAWG, here's another for you......Hope it helps

[dewcrew88]

Somebody has closet-smited me from 5 karma all the way down to 2, and the only person I've smited recently is EngiNegro, and I came clean about that.

Damned pussy closet smiters! Show yourselves, so you can get the beating that is coming to you!

[dewcrew88]

.......And thank you to the pussy smiter who took RT down -2. Show yourself....

...and double thanks to the allies for the + karma who circled the wagons after RT's smite attack

I helped ya out to RT... +1 K for you to balance out all the wussbag closet smiters.

['gro]

Bud crew... wasn't me, Gro's about to hook you up in 3, 2, 1... karma.

['gro]

Emory is one strange school... more articles from their sports page.

Marcus Vick plays for Emory?
Decent article, but bad research. By declaring for the draft Vick gives up his remaining eligibility.

Total BS Story
Hope you can read this without wiping the poop off your monitor.

[JT]

Is this lewdogg???

[Knightstalker]

KS just hooked up everyone on the last few pages with +K

Knightstalker makes a motion that Frank Rossi be named the official "Voice" of LLPP Inc.  All breaking news, promotional spots, voice overs etc should be handled by Frank. 

Can KS get someone to second the motion?

[Knightstalker]

KS also proposes that LLPP Inc develop a new style of grammer and spell checking.  This LLPP Spell/Grammer Check software will correct accidental first person references that all registered LLPP users make while posting on the LLPP.