FB: Liberty League

['gro]

LD what you're describing is inevitable, over time we're all gonna be reminded of some crazy ex-GF. Lucky for you (and a crazy coincedence) all your GF trouble centers around Orlando, a place you don't visit too often. It would suck to be the dood that cries whenever a fruit loops commercial comes on.

What to do in this tender situation? watch the best (and only?) "guy flick" of all time. Swingers.

Mike: Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her?
Rob: You don't call.
Mike: But you said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her.
Rob: Right.
Mike: So I don't call either way?
Rob: Right.
Mike: So what's the difference?
Rob: There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
Mike: So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her?
Rob: Right.
Mike: Well that sucks.
Rob: Yeah, it sucks.
Mike: So it's just like a retroactive decision, then? I mean I could, like, forget about her and then when she comes back make like I just pretended to forget about her?
Rob: Right. Although probably more likely the opposite.
Mike: What do you mean?
Rob: I mean at first you're going to pretend to forget about her, you'll not call her, I don't know, whatever... but then eventually, you really will forget about her.
Mike: Well what if she comes back first?
Rob: Mmmm... see, that's the thing, is somehow they know not to come back until you really forget.
Mike: There's the rub.
Rob: There's the rub.

[lewdogg11]

'Gro, I'm not much of a Karma giver, but pulling one of the best lines of all time, to describe the situation almost to a T, you deserve it.  Muchos Karmos. 

I nearly just pee'd myself reading that.  Ya know, since I tapped in and took myself out of the game, I haven't sharpened up my game in a while.  It may be time to have a movie twilight this Saturday before I go bar hopping...

Dazed and Confused
Armageddon
Swingers
Titanic
Van Wilder

This rounds all the edges:
How to be Cool
How to Save the Day and still get Play
Being Money and Wanting to Party
The Sensitive Side
Quick Wit

Write that down...

[Jonny Utah]

(Side note:  What kind of complete tool bag, in their right mind, would ask a girl that he's not even dating, who isn't a real Red Sox fan, to go to the World Series with him?!!!  other than Jimmy Fallon???  I mean, those tickets were going for $3K on EBay.  that sounds like me and my best boy and 9billion beers, making out with every chick in sight and taking home the fat waitress from PJ Kilroys!!!...Wait, that happened once...Forget it)

Good story and I had to throw in my story in regards to tickets and girlfriends.

So JU has this friend that works for the Red Sox and whenever the sox make it to the playoffs, he gets 2 free tickets to every game and a free hotel room and all that.  Anyway, for one of the world series games in 2004, he asks me if I want two of the tickets to game two.  I say yes.  I am a pretty big redsox fan and probably watch about 100 games a year and go to like 10 or so.  Now, I have another ticket to give to whoever I want.k  I have a few choices.

1- Give it to my girlfriend who has not watched one redsox game on TV ever and if I asked her who the centerfielder for the redsox was she would give me an answer like "uhh....I dunno......Barry Bonds?"  Enough said.

or

2- A good freind of mine who knows people in the Patriots front office and invites me to 3 or 4 Pats game a year free of charge.

Of course I invite my friend.  Well, you would have thought I broke up with the girl or something.  Almost on the verge of tears she tells me I should have taken her to the game....blah...blah...blah.  Then I have to tell her she isnt a red sox fan and she doesnt know the players and all that.....it was ugly.

Ive learned my lesson from the fall of 2004, and that lesson is........

Dont tell your girlfriend about all things, only some things.
.

[dewcrew88]

(Side note:  What kind of complete tool bag, in their right mind, would ask a girl that he's not even dating, who isn't a real Red Sox fan, to go to the World Series with him?!!!  other than Jimmy Fallon???  I mean, those tickets were going for $3K on EBay.  that sounds like me and my best boy and 9billion beers, making out with every chick in sight and taking home the fat waitress from PJ Kilroys!!!...Wait, that happened once...Forget it)

Good story and I had to throw in my story in regards to tickets and girlfriends.

So JU has this friend that works for the Red Sox and whenever the sox make it to the playoffs, he gets 2 free tickets to every game and a free hotel room and all that.  Anyway, for one of the world series games in 2004, he asks me if I want two of the tickets to game two.  I say yes.  I am a pretty big redsox fan and probably watch about 100 games a year and go to like 10 or so.  Now, I have another ticket to give to whoever I want.k  I have a few choices.

1- Give it to my girlfriend who has not watched one redsox game on TV ever and if I asked her who the centerfielder for the redsox was she would give me an answer like "uhh....I dunno......Barry Bonds?"  Enough said.

or

2- A good freind of mine who knows people in the Patriots front office and invites me to 3 or 4 Pats game a year free of charge.

Of course I invite my friend.  Well, you would have thought I broke up with the girl or something.  Almost on the verge of tears she tells me I should have taken her to the game....blah...blah...blah.  Then I have to tell her she isnt a red sox fan and she doesnt know the players and all that.....it was ugly.

Ive learned my lesson from the fall of 2004, and that lesson is........

Dont tell your girlfriend about all things, only some things.
.

good story and now you are up to the magical level of Garnet Karma "69"

[Regulator]

LD11- another great story thank you all so much for sharing these very personal, intimate stories...

The only think worse then remembering bad things like you described is bringing back up things to your significant other when it wasn't her (or him - enginegro) that participated in said experience.  Let Reg give an example,...
"oh remember that one time we went to PF Changs in Chicago?"
"What...we never went to PF...."
"No, I meant that we were going to go...and ...."
Changes subject..or suffer consequences

On another note....
The other day (if you all remember Reg was having a heck of a week....anyway, he tasked Mrs. Reg looking into refinancing the house, since she brought it up.  She was all about it and spend about 2 weeks going through all the items needed including lining up a lender and appraiser....basically, the only thing left to do was sign on the dotted line.
The other night, she was looking through the paperwork and found a maryland tax that she had never seen before that was quite expensive that threw her ROI way out of wack (to the point it didn't make sense to refinance.

Mrs reg- Hey can you sit down with me to go through this?  (mind you that Mrs Reg is one of the most talented financial people Reg knows)
Reg- When I gave you this project I told you that it was all you...I was happy with what we were doing before (yes I actually spoke like her manager)
Mrs. Reg- casually eating a box of reduced fat CHeez-Itz, are you serious?
Reg- yes, absolutely
Mrs Reg- takes the box of said cheezz-itz and whizzes it as hard as she can right at Regs grill...
Reg- <while cleaning up 257 cheez itz> I deserved that didnt I??/
F ME!!!
Reg

['gro]

The only think worse then remembering bad things like you described is bringing back up things to your significant other when it wasn't her (or him - enginegro)

Gro had to re-read that 4 times before he could actually see that Reg was calling him a limp wristed pillow biter. Thanks reg.

[JT]

JT's gal knows that JT was a hound back in the day.  After trial and error JT come up with a good ex formula for current discussion.  JT's compartmentalized the "freak nasty" and "psycho" stuff with short term relationships, college sex, business trips, one nighters.  Even though a lot of this stuff happened in longer term relationships.

All the romantic stuff stays with the longer term gals.  

Even that isn't completely perfect.  Last year, JT and gal ran into JT's Mrs. Robinson from when JT was 19-20.  Mrs. Robinson (MR) came up and gave JT a big kiss.  She still looked good.  She was 40 when she started dropping knowledge on JT back in the day.  

Since JT's Fiancee is Philipina, MR didn't realize we were together.

JT's gal: Who was that?

JT: [smirking]  Old family friend

JT's gal:  Yeah sure.  Ya wanna tell me the truth.

Gal was cool with the truth, but now hopes to run into more ex's.  She called it the evolution JT tour.

Guys just can't win.    

[JT]

Of course I invite my friend.  Well, you would have thought I broke up with the girl or something.  Almost on the verge of tears she tells me I should have taken her to the game....blah...blah...blah.  Then I have to tell her she isnt a red sox fan and she doesnt know the players and all that.....it was ugly.

Its always a problem when women who could care less about [particular sport or team] but wants to go when "Its the place to be".  Kinda reminds JT of how all those famous people show up at the WS or Superbowl.

[Knightstalker]

Of course I invite my friend.  Well, you would have thought I broke up with the girl or something.  Almost on the verge of tears she tells me I should have taken her to the game....blah...blah...blah.  Then I have to tell her she isnt a red sox fan and she doesnt know the players and all that.....it was ugly.

Its always a problem when women who could care less about [particular sport or team] but wants to go when "Its the place to be".  Kinda reminds JT of how all those famous people show up at the WS or Superbowl.

As long as it is a game at Giants Stadium KS has it made.  Mrs. Stalker went to the Opening game the year Vinnie blew out his achilles, Mrs Stalker just about got vertigo from the Giants Stadium nose bleed seats.  The next time KS got ticket to a game there he was able to ask his friend Sam.  Sam always brings the best steaks, yes Knightstalkers friend is Sam the Butcher, which is why he wanted to be called Meathook.

[union89]

Karma all around for the glimses into everyone's DARK personal lives!!

Reg ~
The Cheese Its whizzed at the head is hysterical!!  You deserved the flying box of snack food much like U89 deserved to look like a jackass running through campus in what looked like a Holloween outfit.  That story took place long ago and U89 can not actually remember what evil activity took place between U89 & the Shocktown girl.

Also another quick true happening......way back in the day, another Shocktown girlie wanted Union89 to apply serious pressure to her throat while she delivered oral pleasures..........U89 found this very strange and creepy....it was good oral though!!!!!!!!

[lewdogg11]

Florida Update!!!
Apparently, in some parts of Florida, people still wear Zoobaz pants.  And some also tuck them into their socks.  Also, bright fluorescent colors are still in.  LD11 has spotted many older women wearing BRIGHT fluorescent floral patterns.

Dinner wasn't so bad, but where LD11 went for lunch, his teeth were likened to Ivory Tusks...

Tomorrow night, LD11 invades the City Walk at Orlando's Universal Studios...Stay tuned...

[Jonny Utah]

LD, I think that 90% of Florida is not only another country but quite possibly another dimension.

Why do people love their cars so much down there?  Are car stereos really that great?

[Jonny Utah]

Anyone ever been to Perry, Florida?  I think the Jerry Springer show lives there during the offseason.

[lewdogg11]

LD11 is hanging on a thread tonight.  2 big parlays still up in the air:

I took BC+5 and the Over (148(RIDICULOUS!!!))
Halftime:
Duke 44
BC 34

Not looking good on the spread although Duke went on a run in the last minute.  O/U is at 78*2=156.......Let's go boys!!!

Now, i went on a strange route in the NBA:
Bos/Phoenix Under 207 - Got that(196)
Atlanta/Charlotte Under 202 - Got that(194)
SEA/Golden State Under 216 - Gametime 10:05

~This would be a huge 3-teamer to win.  I need Seattle to re-hire 'The Glove' to play some defense.  216 is a retarded O/U.  Does any West Coast Team play D?

Early Super Bowl Picks....
I like Seattle
Still undecided on the O/U

Stay Tuned....

I think i'm going nuts this year on prop bets.  I think the game could go either way.  but I've like Seattle all along so I'm sticking with my guns.

[Jonny Utah]

LD, I also took BC by themselves +5.5

the celtics absoutly suck.  They will not be a part of my agenda any more this year.....

budlight #14 comming up.