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'gro



Quote...to train she drinks large amounts of water to expand her stomach capacity and practices relaxing her throat

is she single?

Kilted Rat

Gro,

KR was just about to post that +1k for being quick on the trigger.


BTW, PC has reactivated TDT's profile crediting TDT for Busdriver's posts and karma. As of 0830 Central, TDT/BD's K was down 10 in 12 hours of existence!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

'gro

Jealousy, thy name is Gro

Gro's real boss (not future boss) is going to the superbowl this weekend. He didn't just score a free ticket but an entire weekend extravaganza. Thanks to his daughter in Motown he's got...
1 ticket to the superbowl in the GM luxury suite
1 mercedes to roll around in all weekend
1 invitation to a black tie dinner friday night which will include players and coaches from both teams

Kilted Rat

KR requests that LLPP start selling Drink Like a Champion Today T-shirts ASAP.

Damn, I would think the best young QB in the league could get better looking chicks than that!
Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Knightstalker

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 02, 2006, 09:29:49 AM


Quote...to train she drinks large amounts of water to expand her stomach capacity and practices relaxing her throat

is she single?

Knightstalker thinks that a postion has to be created for her immediately at LLPP.  She would be most valuable on the next field trip.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

icgrad87

Quote from: Holladawg on February 02, 2006, 09:38:40 AM
KR - Thanks for the update on TDT/Bus.  If things get out of hand when he returns, just send a k distress signal over on to LLPP.

Seeing that the asian chick pocketed 8G's for a grilled cheese eating contest, the Dawg might have to add a few eating contests to his calendar every year.  Dawg loves pork chops and is going to see when the next pork chop eating contest is. 


Dawg...Here's a link to some upcoming contests that are affliated with the I.F.O.C.E

Yes the International Federation of Competitive Eating


http://www.ifoce.com/index.php


Touchdown Tommy

Greetings friends.  Touchdown Tommy is glad to be back after a 15 month hiatus.

The Official TDT autobiography will be posted later today to set the record straight.

Karma is dropping inexplicably fast so I hope all LLPP members do the right and honorable thing and acknowledge all smites/applauds.

Chasing MILFs since '82...

Jonny Utah

Quote from: Holladawg on February 02, 2006, 08:49:21 AM
Utah -  Dawg is astounded that you had 15+ beers and have a level 0 hangover.  Please fill the Dawg in on this amazing achievement that has the Dawg hopeful and inspired that it is possible to feel good after a bender.

I first have to explain what a level hangover is.  It doesnt mean that you didn't drink that much. A level 0 hangover happens about once every 100 times I drink heavily.  A level 0 hangover is when you drink basically as much as you can until you pass out or throw up and then pass out, or piss on something and then throw up before passing out....anyway you get the point.  Well, 99% of the time a minumim level 5 hangover is in order and calling in sick is a must.  This morning however, I felt fantastic.  And I dont mean drunk fantastic, just fantastic.  I cant explain it it just happened.

And I didnt feel sick last night either.  A few UFOs after work and then I finished my case of budlights watching BC-Duke and posting while intoxicated. (PWI)  Its been done before

Touchdown Tommy

TDT threw some k all around to his buddies in the LLPP Inc.  However, he is wondering where his bud RedTackle has been.  Is marriage and the new digs taking him away from his duties with the Corporation?
Chasing MILFs since '82...

DuffMan

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on February 02, 2006, 11:00:12 AM
Greetings friends.  Touchdown Tommy is glad to be back after a 15 month hiatus.

The Official TDT autobiography will be posted later today to set the record straight.

Karma is dropping inexplicably fast so I hope all LLPP members do the right and honorable thing and acknowledge all smites/applauds.

I would urge you all to smite TDT as a sign of affection.  We in the MIAC have taken it upon ourselves to attempt an unbelievable goal of a karma level over -999 for our brethren, Touchdown Tommy.  It will take a lot of hard work, but we know that you LL'ers are up to the task.

A tradition unrivaled...
MIAC Champions: '32, '35, '36, '38, '53, '62, '63, '65, '71, '74, '75, '76, '77, '79, '82, '85, '89, '91, '93, '94, '95, '96, '98, '99, '01, '02, '03, '05, '06, '08, '09, '14, '18, '19, '21, '22, '24
National Champions: '63, '65, '76, '03

'gro

JU, it might be a boston thing. LD is also the master of the zero hangover... LD is also quite fond of PWI.

Now for another installment of Cool or Uncool?

Gro's superbowl plans are to stay home, pile as much food and beer into his stomach as possible, and watch the game by himself on the big sony. The past 2 years Gro has ended up at a friend-of-a-friend's house, subjected to mindless chatter of wives/gf's not interested in the game, kids running around the place, and the overbearing restriction of having to drive home (both times too far a distance to really get my drink on). Not to mention both times Gro left his precious big screen to watch the game on something in the 25-27" range (I know that sounds bad but it's true, you get used to the big screen!). Looking forward to peace, quiet, football, and food.

So, I ask LLPP... Cool or Uncool?

BobbyBoucher

Mama got bobby lost on the way back from the MIAC board.

However, Mama did allow bobby some quality time to tour the local colleges on the way and met this incredible co-ed.  The attached link is pretty SFW, no volume needed.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/68223/bouncy/

Bobby hates going to friends SB parties, because of said chatter and other disruptions like having to actually watch bobbys kids.  Bobbys staying home so that kids can go to bed around 7:30 and bobby can dvr the game.

Bobby votes that its cool.

dewcrew88

#5172
Here's an interesting link about attendance for D1, D1A, D2 and D3... Attendance figures

says that the Empire 8 was 12th overall in attendance in D3 and the LL was 19th.



Garnet

'Gro,

As far as Garnet is concerned, staying home to watch the game alone is the best way to do it.  Garnet has attended many Super Bowl parties and everyone was lame.  It is very difficult to follow the game at said parties.  In many years it did not matter because the games were blow outs.

Beauty about staying home is you get the home field advantage which allows one to do whatever one wants.

Garnet votes   COOL

Jonny Utah

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 02, 2006, 11:17:15 AM
JU, it might be a boston thing. LD is also the master of the zero hangover... LD is also quite fond of PWI.

Now for another installment of Cool or Uncool?

Gro's superbowl plans are to stay home, pile as much food and beer into his stomach as possible, and watch the game by himself on the big sony. The past 2 years Gro has ended up at a friend-of-a-friend's house, subjected to mindless chatter of wives/gf's not interested in the game, kids running around the place, and the overbearing restriction of having to drive home (both times too far a distance to really get my drink on). Not to mention both times Gro left his precious big screen to watch the game on something in the 25-27" range (I know that sounds bad but it's true, you get used to the big screen!). Looking forward to peace, quiet, football, and food.

So, I ask LLPP... Cool or Uncool?

Gro, if its at a friend of a friends house it is cool for you to stay home.  Id invite your friends over to watch but if you don't want them over either, Id wait to the last minute when you know theyre already going and ask them if you want them to come over.

And I think the UFO/boston budlight combo aids in the 0 hangover. (along with the fact that Ive probably drunk 759,985 budlight bottles in my lifetime.)