FB: Liberty League

[JT]

RT-

You are always coming on the board and telling us stories in which you take down these hot chicks.  From the stories you share, it seeems as though you are batting 1.000.  Do you never strikeout?....

Unless of course you prey on the weak....shy girls...that don't know they're hot.
Hmmmmmmmmm.

I am all about the stories but Let's keep it AGITH..(all good in the hood)

JT would compare this to baseball.  As a young guy, you tend to pull everything.  As you mature a little, scouting improves (spying the single chick on a business trip at the end of the hotel bar, nailing the chick that works for the convention company who wants party after work), you can take the ball the other way, hit behind the runner.  Avg goes way up.

In regards to scouting: JT doesn't know if this is in LD's Mackin' Hoes, but early in JT's career JT traveled on business a lot.  JT knew that Flight Attendents stay in the same hotels all the time.  This could lead to more fun times on trips.  JT would call the airline until he got to the dept/person that knew where the crew stayed in [insert city].  JT was/is a member of all the airline miles/president's clubs.  He would tell the airline that he is a frequent flier and he wants to stay where the crew stays.  That hotel would be nicer to frequent fliers... JT would say.

JT wound up knowing where the crews stayed in many major cities.  JT also discovered that crews from most airlines wouldstay in the same hotels.  They all knew each other and hung out.  Party time!!!

JT is only sharing this with the LLPP cause it would be dangeous in the wrong hands.

[JT]

This SID blog is quite funny.  Found on the front page thanks to Pat.

http://disgruntledsid.blogspot.com/

Here's a quote from one SID bitching about old people calling for score updates and re-scheduled games:

Dates and times are subject to change... without me personally calling you, emailing you, IMing you, sending you smoke signals, or engaging in any other un-enumerated acts of interpersonal communication. There is a phone number and a web site prominently listed here and several other places informing you where to locate a schedule with changes due to weather, field availability, conflicts of a religious nature, terrorist attacks, or any other act of God or ****ing man that was not foreseen when the original contract was drawn or schedule was printed.

If you are too old to know how to use the Internet, and still have the pulse technology phone because you are too old for touch-tone, please die so that the monthly raping I enjoy in the social security box of my pay stub may one day bear fruit for me.  By the way, if you enjoy a large amount of wealth, please leave a good portion of it earmarked to this institution's sports information office that I may hire a qualified assistant. I hate to bitch, but my experiments in growing an arm out of my ass have all been tremendous failures, and I have to mention, the results have been quite uncomfortable.

Understand that by having read the first seven words of this disclaimer, I remove myself from any responsibility for you driving somewhere on the wrong date and time. Also understand that when you contact me, you are the idiot AND the asshole.

Oh, you're a tree murdering douchebag too. Make sure you recycle it it when you're through.

[Touchdown Tommy]

TDT wants to know what Tommy Lee's secret is.  This guy gets more ass than a toilet seat.  TDT sees at the bottom of the Heather piece that he was married to her before he wrapped up Pam.  Seriously, the guy is a hard core rocker, but man he is a sleeze ball.  

RT,

TDT knew you are only "engaged" by the marriage is on the horizon.  But all is well now that you refined your game with the hot chick at airport yesterday.  That is obviously reason enough to jettison from LLPP for a few days.

[dewcrew88]

TDT wants to know what Tommy Lee's secret is.  This guy gets more ass than a toilet seat.  TDT sees at the bottom of the Heather piece that he was married to her before he wrapped up Pam.  Seriously, the guy is a hard core rocker, but man he is a sleeze ball. 

RT,

TDT knew you are only "engaged" by the marriage is on the horizon.  But all is well now that you refined your game with the hot chick at airport yesterday.  That is obviously reason enough to jettison from LLPP for a few days.

I haven't seen the Tommy Lee-Pam Anderson sex tape,  but it must be the rumor that Tommy Lee is "well-endowed" shall we say.

[Garnet]

Grizzly Man tonight @ 8pm on the Discovery Chanel.

Re-broadcast @ 11pm

['gro]

LLPP Convention Site Finalist

[icgrad87]

Fight Club goes young & mobile

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11161993/

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

[Garnet]

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk.

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my
leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes
Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His friend looks at! him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap
her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY?!!!" and she acts like she's
sound asleep!

Works Every Time!!!

[Knightstalker]

Stalker would give Garnet Karma for the story but Stalker had to smite Garnet to keep his karma at the proper count.

[Senor RedTackle]

Fight Club goes young & mobile

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11161993/

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

The New York Daily News reported that Cianci, 38, is a "Star Wars" fan and called himself "Emperor." The paper had its own name for Cianci: "Jabba the Nut" and called his bus "a mini Death Star on wheels."

...and the Albany Times Union also reports that "RedTackle", 33, is a 'Roadhouse' fan and called himself "Dalton". The paper has its own name for Redtacke: "Mr.Fabulous" and called his F150 "the meat wagon on wheels".

[DuffMan]

Greetings friends.  Touchdown Tommy is glad to be back after a 15 month hiatus.

The Official TDT autobiography will be posted later today to set the record straight.

Karma is dropping inexplicably fast so I hope all LLPP members do the right and honorable thing and acknowledge all smites/applauds.

I would urge you all to smite TDT as a sign of affection.  We in the MIAC have taken it upon ourselves to attempt an unbelievable goal of a karma level over -999 for our brethren, Touchdown Tommy.  It will take a lot of hard work, but we know that you LL'ers are up to the task.

Have you all smited Touchdown Tommy today?  His karma has plunged slightly below zero, but there is a lot of work to be done.  Happy Friday, LL!

['gro]

Story Time!

We all remember when Mr. & Mrs. Bobbit got into a little argument and Mrs Bobbit sliced off Mr. Bobbit's little man and (this is the best part) drove off with the wang still in her hand.

Well, as Lorraine was driving down the road a man and his 6 year old daughter were driving on the same road in the opposite direction. Right before the 2 cars passed eachother Lorraine realizes she's holding her husband's severed junk and she tosses it out the window.

SPLAT!! the doodle bounces off the oncoming car's windshield... much to the suprise of the father and daughter in the front seat. The father knew exactly what he saw and wondered how he would explain it to his 6 year old daughter. Without hesitation the little girl asked, "What was that daddy?". The man had to think quick... but all he could come up with was, "It was just a bug honey."

The daughter seemed puzzled and sat silent for a few seconds before responding with "it sure had a big dick!"

[Touchdown Tommy]

Thanks for keeping them updated Duffman.  TDT's sources tell TDT that LLPP is highly intelligent and capable of remembering your almighty goal.  In fact, Holladawg has invented a special LLPP, Inc clock set on the Guru's current karma limit which will debut among an array of products at the convention in Vegas at Gro's convention site H TERS.  Mark your calendar son!


REQUIRED READING for LLPP:

So TDT believes that this book he is currently cruisin' through should be required reading for entrance into the Corporation.  He went to Barnes and Noble yesterday and picked up "Pledged" The Secret Life of Sororities.  Great read so far and would be an excellent compliment to LD11's Mackin' Ho's.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=bh7a9TvCeC&isbn=0786888598&itm=1

[Kilted Rat]

Excellent work Gro, +k back at ya!

[Knightstalker]

Karma to all except TDT who Stalker smote at the request of the MIAC posters.