FB: Liberty League

[Regulator]

Regulator cannot sleep, so he is surfing the net watching the local 6:30 AM local news. 
Are you kidding me?

Right now he is watching some lady in a full on 80's style liatard teaching everyone how to exercise and burn calories.
"get up, get moving!!!"  "You can dance to burn calories around the house"

Lady, please go back to the hole you came out of.....I am pretty sure people may know how to burn calories.  Shame on the intern who got stuck on 6am duty that called you in.

[Regulator]

So last night Mr and Mrs. Reg were PUMPED about watching Dateline NBC do their "internet predators part 3"
This is the show where they have some older person pose as a 12-13 year old boy or girl and get in chat rooms and people try to pick them up.

Within 3 days this one person was able to get 50+ doods to show up to his/her house.....each of when they enter the back door are greeted by the reporter and don't know they are being filmed.  Everyone from a high school teacher to a 68 year old grandfather showed up.

The best?.....a little afgan guy who was about 5'2" 87lbs. with the sh!t eating grin telling the reporter that he knows the law and he didn't do anything yet....."Oh, I must correct you, what you are doing is a felony and the police outside will explain why"...Meanwhile 3 HUGE cameras come out of two different rooms and get RIGHT in the guys grill "Oh....is dis going on TV??"

[Knightstalker]

Stalker wonders if this guy is dumbest dumbass yet.

Dumbass

[JT]

............Russia 'running low on vodka'............[/b]

This can't be good for my goose habit.....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/02/03/russia.vodka.reut/index.html

Goose is from France so you'll be OK.  JT recommends Svedka from Sweden.  Goose taste at half the price.

[JT]

Just saw Phil "The Scooter" Rizzutto is selling off all his rings and other memorabilia....LD, we should each throw in 5 bucks, buy all that junk and whizz on it....

Ya can't whizz on a HOF player, especially one that was endorsed by Ted Williams all those year in the veterans committee. Opponent Ted Williams said that Rizzuto made the difference in the sensational Yankee–Red Sox late-season pennant races during those years.

[Kilted Rat]

KR would like to thank LLPP LLc for helping him attain the 100k milestone in his posting career.

Since KR doesn't know who the mystery applauder was that took him to 100 sometime between last night and this morn, KR has karmalized all LLers on the last 5 pages except Garnet. Notice has been sent to the powers that be to add 1k to Garnet's invisible karma.

[Touchdown Tommy]

U89, Holladawg, and all other concerned members of LLPP, Inc.,

TDT is a veteran poster (fall of 2000) so he is widely known in the MIAC, NWC, WIAC, etc.  TDT has gained notoriety for numerous outlandish, crazy, overzealous, humorous tidbits/comments/stories that he has made over the years (which is why he enjoys the company of LLPP so much).  Some of my buddies in the MIAC i.e. Kilted Rat, Duffman, finsleft etc. decided they wanted TDT to return to Post Patterns after his 15 month hiatus imposed by the Guru.  They vouched/begged/urged for many months and have now used TDT's return as a pseudo Karma campaign.  I can't lie it is pure brilliance.  They are raking in karma like it ain't no thang.  It would be my pleasure to reach -999 as KR has set as his goal.  TDT isn't hated as it may appear to an "outsider" (at least I don't think so) but rather the karma barrage is my MIAC brethren's way of keeping tabs on me.

Dawg,

Could you give Touchdown Tommy an update on the status of the relationship between DS and DSB??  TDT remembers you didn't do so hot in the xmas competition with DSB.  TDT would be glad to give his sought after advice when you can provide him with details on the transgressions of the past 6 weeks.

FYI: There has been a slight delay in the release of the Official Touchdown Tommy Autobiography...expect the release in the coming days...

[Kilted Rat]

Altered version specially created for the LL board

A LLPP LLc member is about 20 years out of RPI and is the very wealthy successful owner of a major corporation. As such, he must fly back in to New York City to be schmoozed by several Manhattan companies all hoping to sell their product to his company.

A beautiful young Knicks cheerleader is the sexiest secretary at one of these companies, so her boss assigns her to take the LLer out to lunch on behalf of the company. He reminds her before he leaves that the LLer's company is very very wealthy and how much their company needs his business. He also tells her to be as respectful as possible and within reason to do anything the LLer wants.

The LLer meets her at the restaurant where they are to eat lunch and is smitten by her beauty, large breasts and stunning CT. He immediately asks her to marry him.

Remembering what her boss had told her, she decided to try to let him down easy.

"I'll only marry you on three conditions," she says. "1 you must get me a 14 karat gold ring with a 10 carat diamond on it."

The LLer picks up his cell phone and calls his personal assistant and tells him to buy the jewelry immediately regardless of price. "Done, your jewelry will be here shortly."

A bit nervous, the young cheerleader decides to step it up a notch, "2nd, I want a 6 bedroom mansion in the Poconos with a porsche in the garage and a weekend cottage in Maine of equal size and majesty."

The LLer calls his realtor and makes all the necessary arrangements re-assuring the realtor several times that money is not an issue and that he is 100% serious about this. "Construction on both will begin tomorrow at 7AM sharp, they will be finished by July."

By this point the young lady is a bit shocked that he has actually gone through with all this, she is very turned on by the large amounts of money being spent on her, but still isn't sure she wants to marry a man 20 years her senior.

"My final demand is that you have a 10 inch penis."

The LLer buries his head in his hands and cries for several minutes mumbling to himself all the while. After about 10 minutes of this, he looks up, dries his eyes and says, "OK, I'll cut it for you."

[union89]

Holla ~
U89 will be out getting his drink on, but he predicts "The Natural" to get the 'W'.  U89 sees a little ground and pound from Couture....when Liddell becomes a bit careless, Couture chokes his ass out!!  U89 is also a bit partial to the old dude and is not a big fan of all of Liddell's hand gestures and signs.

JT ~
U89 has lots of respect for Rizutto and all the Yankees have done....he also HATES the Yankees and would not whizz on the 'Scooter', but on anything to do with Yanks memorabilia.

[union89]

TDT ~
U89 was a bit uncomfortable with the piling on of negative karma, but if you have no problem with it......I suggest that LLPP, Inc. assist in your pummeling!!

-1K to you my friend!!

[BobbyBoucher]

Goose is from France so you'll be OK.  JT recommends Svedka from Sweden.  Goose taste at half the price.

Thanks JT +K.  Bobby won't pretend to know that goose was from france, never spent any time reading the bottle.  I'll try the svedka, b/c the goose just costs too dam much....  Although bobby does like vodka on the rocks and an occassional vodka tonic, bobby bleeds barley and hops......

Bobby is also actually trying to find this MIAC beer named Hamms, Bobby wants to know if its quality is equal to Piels, Golden Anniversary, Matts, or is like a labatts, molson, rolling rock.

Kiltedrat +K for the LLPP Inc version

TDT -K

[Regulator]

Bobby if it's cost that you are worried about.....Smirnoff has won the last 3 years worth of Vodka taste tests.

If you wanna talk and look like a rapper, you gotta rock the grey goose.

[Kilted Rat]

Bobby,

Hamm's is definitely not on par with the Labatts, Molson or Rolling Rocks of the world.

Its more along the lines of Busch.

[BobbyBoucher]

Bobby has no intention of playing the role of a rapper.

Bobby was turned onto the goose by a friend this past year, and took a liking to it.  However, after supporting a stay at home mom, with two young kids, bobby has to budget.

Its funny, bobby will drop $50-60 on two boxes of diapers without blinking, but bobby will hesitate on buying the $35 bottle of booze.  How far bobby has fallen.

[dewcrew88]

Altered version specially created for the LL board

A LLPP LLc member is about 20 years out of RPI and is the very wealthy successful owner of a major corporation. As such, he must fly back in to New York City to be schmoozed by several Manhattan companies all hoping to sell their product to his company.

A beautiful young Knicks cheerleader is the sexiest secretary at one of these companies, so her boss assigns her to take the LLer out to lunch on behalf of the company. He reminds her before he leaves that the LLer's company is very very wealthy and how much their company needs his business. He also tells her to be as respectful as possible and within reason to do anything the LLer wants.

The LLer meets her at the restaurant where they are to eat lunch and is smitten by her beauty, large breasts and stunning CT. He immediately asks her to marry him.

Remembering what her boss had told her, she decided to try to let him down easy.

"I'll only marry you on three conditions," she says. "1 you must get me a 14 karat gold ring with a 10 carat diamond on it."

The LLer picks up his cell phone and calls his personal assistant and tells him to buy the jewelry immediately regardless of price. "Done, your jewelry will be here shortly."

A bit nervous, the young cheerleader decides to step it up a notch, "2nd, I want a 6 bedroom mansion in the Poconos with a porsche in the garage and a weekend cottage in Maine of equal size and majesty."

The LLer calls his realtor and makes all the necessary arrangements re-assuring the realtor several times that money is not an issue and that he is 100% serious about this. "Construction on both will begin tomorrow at 7AM sharp, they will be finished by July."

By this point the young lady is a bit shocked that he has actually gone through with all this, she is very turned on by the large amounts of money being spent on her, but still isn't sure she wants to marry a man 20 years her senior.

"My final demand is that you have a 10 inch penis."

The LLer buries his head in his hands and cries for several minutes mumbling to himself all the while. After about 10 minutes of this, he looks up, dries his eyes and says, "OK, I'll cut it for you."

KR,
That is f-ing hilarious +1K today, and more K when the restriction is lifted.